Well i was completely shit faced at a bar and went up to her under the black lights picke up the crotch of my shorts and asked her to pick the lint off of them! Then the next night I saw her I apologized, got drunk again and told her to go wash off her perfume and then come back and talk to me,(ala Big Ern from King Pin) and as they say the rest is history! Living Happily ever after!
