Adult Webmaster fitness program (part 1) - thank fuck there is no pic.

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  • Krome
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 2851

    #1

    Adult Webmaster fitness program (part 1) - thank fuck there is no pic.

    Seriously I do this everyday 5 times and my stomach is as strong as bricks (So is my right arm for that matter) :

    1) Put on a long play porn mpeg on your pc.

    2) Lie on your back on the floor facing the pc.

    3) Keep your legs straight, your bum on the floor and then raise your upper body towards the pc.

    4) Get your cock out and start wanking.

    Allowing you are not Mr Premo this will increase heart rate and is a very enjoyable form of exercise.

    ...and who said being a webmaster meant you were unfit?

    More great ways to stay in shape tomorrow.
  • Ic3m4nZ
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 6285

    #2
    isn't that you who want to commit suicide ???

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    • fuzebox
      making it rain
      • Oct 2003
      • 22363

      #3
      Uh... What the fuck?



      BAD MENTAL IMAGE!

      * If you don't feel like trying the above, I recommend jogging a couple times a week combined with some light weightlifting, and cutting some junk food out of your diet

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      • B Sandwich
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2003
        • 1600

        #4
        see sig for real fitness. dont wack off, get SWOLE!
        PubicBucks - Trade your pubes for bucks!

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