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D-man · 06-29-2004, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vdc-Loki
So i'm sitting here and get yet another fucktard hitting me on my icq, somewhere over the last month I snapped and started fucking with the ppl that just add me and spam, here is one that just happend

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:06 AM) :
i from isrel

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:07 AM) :
sup?

vdc-Loki (02:07 AM) :
help, they have me locked in a science lab and they dont know i can type on this computer

vdc-Loki (02:09 AM) :
hello? r u there??

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:09 AM) :
yap

vdc-Loki (02:10 AM) :
can you help me?

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:10 AM) :
yap...

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:11 AM) :
?

vdc-Loki (02:11 AM) :
i am a geneticly enhanced monkey, what i mean is i am a primate who has been given drugs to make me smarter, and i have learned ot type on this keyboard and use the internet when the lab is closed....

vdc-Loki (02:12 AM) :
i have learned alot in the last 4 months but i still cant seem to pick the lock to my cage so i can escape

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:13 AM) :
i know litter english
i from isrel...

vdc-Loki (02:14 AM) :
ok let me see if i can do this right

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:14 AM) :
ok

vdc-Loki (02:15 AM) :
i am a monkey i eat bananas.
i am locked up in a medical lab
in a cage. can you teach me to pick locks?

vdc-Loki (02:16 AM) :
i am afraid if i do not escape they will hurt me

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:16 AM) :
monkey???

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:16 AM) :
what u think on isrel....

vdc-Loki (02:17 AM) :
i am monkey, it is an animal, i have been taught to type and read
i have never been to isrel

vdc-Loki (02:18 AM) :
do you have a banana?

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:18 AM) :
u are not monkey!
what yot problem???

vdc-Loki (02:19 AM) :
tell me about isrel
can you pick locks?

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:19 AM) :
isrel-danger

vdc-Loki (02:19 AM) :
NO i AM monkey
Doctors teach me to type and read
want me to go up in space
in ship
study me :-(

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:20 AM) :
hahahahahaaaa
u fani!

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:20 AM) :
u are not monkey!!!

vdc-Loki (02:21 AM) :
no not funny
me true
i monkey
need u help me

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:21 AM) :
listen...

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:21 AM) :
u-are-not-monkey!

vdc-Loki (02:21 AM) :
yes

vdc-Loki (02:22 AM) :
you think i not monkey?
ask me question ONLY monkey would know

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:22 AM) :
haha

vdc-Loki (02:22 AM) :
why isrel - danger?

vdc-Loki (02:23 AM) :
y no one help monkey :-(
this make monkey very sad

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:23 AM) :
isrel..................danger..........
end u not monkeyyyyyyyy

vdc-Loki (02:24 AM) :
monkey no understand why isrel - danger
what isrel do?

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:25 AM) :
palastin danger moor...

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:25 AM) :
palastin is animels!

vdc-Loki (02:26 AM) :
Danger to what?

vdc-Loki (02:26 AM) :
animals like me?

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:26 AM) :
what yor problem!?!?!

vdc-Loki (02:27 AM) :
I told you i am monkey
i am locked in lab
doctors poke me and abuse me
i need to escape

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:27 AM) :
ha ha ha ha

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:27 AM) :
go eat banna

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:28 AM) :
how u now reed?
and tipiyng??

vdc-Loki (02:28 AM) :
not funny :-(
no banana i have

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:28 AM) :
so?..

vdc-Loki (02:29 AM) :
i tell you
doctors teach me. man teach me
want to send me to space and study me

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:29 AM) :
ok

vdc-Loki (02:30 AM) :
HELP ME PLEASE

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:30 AM) :
i go to the school..............................u are not monkey!

vdc-Loki (02:31 AM) :
you goto my school?

vdc-Loki (02:33 AM) :
I have to go the men are coming
they will beat me if they catch me here
send help please

EVyaTAR L.F.C (02:33 AM) :
cya

-Loki-

I sale you ,monkey cheep!