When DSL finally became available here I had to wait a week for them to send out the modem and parts I needed.
So I get it home and can't get shit to work, I was about ready to smash it, so I finally gave in and called up tech support and found out they weren't activating my account till the following day.
After waiting a week to get the parts the fuckers had the nerve to make me wait another day before they switched my account on. Good old Bell.