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  • beergood
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    • Jun 2003
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    #1

    Whats the UGLIEST celebrity you'd fuck?

    Ok me and Abe have been drinking since 8 this morning waiting for the strip club to open up at noon in BR. The subject d'jour is whats the ugliest celeb you'd bang?

    Personally I'd consider Chelsea Clinton jumping on the grenade pretty fucking hard.


    Rosanne Barr or Kathy Kinney would be around the lines of sexual suicide. I'd never be able to get it up again.
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  • beergood
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    • Jun 2003
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    #2
    Ok I'd nail Grace Jones too
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    • fuzebox
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      • Oct 2003
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      #3
      Paris Hilton

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      • Basic_man
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        #4
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        • beergood
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          • Jun 2003
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          #5
          The topic is ugliest not dirtiest
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          • Babaganoosh
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            • Nov 2001
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            #6
            Gillian Anderson - the chick who plays Scully on the X-Files. Something about that woman gives me a chubby.
            I like pie.

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            • KingK7
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              • Jun 2002
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              #7
              Whoopi Goldberg

              I'd tap that ass

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              • beergood
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                • Jun 2003
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                #8
                I'd lay the hammer down on Judge Judy
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                • beergood
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                  #9
                  Got any takers on Dr. Ruth?
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                  • FookMi
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                    • Oct 2003
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                    #10
                    Olson twins @ the same time.



                    ....Wait, did you say ugliest? Or youngest?

                    "I'ma get you high today."

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                    • TheLegacy
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                      #11
                      Take your pick


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                      • EZRhino
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                        #12
                        Go to think about this one.

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                        • EZRhino
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by TheLegacy
                          Take your pick

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                          • ytcracker
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                            • Dec 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by TheLegacy
                            Take your pick

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                            • Penrod
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                              #15
                              What's in it for me?

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                              • gornyhuy
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by beergood
                                Ok me and Abe have been drinking since 8 this morning waiting for the strip club to open up at noon in BR. The subject d'jour is whats the ugliest celeb you'd bang?

                                Personally I'd consider Chelsea Clinton jumping on the grenade pretty fucking hard.


                                Rosanne Barr or Kathy Kinney would be around the lines of sexual suicide. I'd never be able to get it up again.
                                I'd do chelsea in a new york minute!


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                                • hottoddy
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                                  #17
                                  Doris Roberts ... hmm, experience.
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                                  • beergood
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                    Take your pick


                                    I'd do it but only if there was a quadruple team on me going on.
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                                    • cluck
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                                      #19
                                      What's Oprah's net worth again?
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                                      • nofx
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by cluck
                                        What's Oprah's net worth again?
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                                        • eroswebmaster
                                          March 1st, 2003
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 20295

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by gornyhuy


                                          I'd do chelsea in a new york minute!

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                                          • Bishop
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                                            #22
                                            I'd do her.. Yasmine Bleeth after she got arrested.

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                                            • beergood
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                                              #23





                                              anyone?
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                                              • hottoddy
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by eroswebmaster


                                                Remember what Mike Myers said as Wayne?

                                                "Under the right clinical conditions she's a babe in waiting."

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                                                • Rob
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                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 13310

                                                  #25
                                                  Yo, I'd take it to an Ewok any day! Hell, throw in some Jawas and you got yourself one hell of an intergalactic threesome!

                                                  Any takers for Goldie Hawn?

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                                                  • beergood
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by HighOnAcid


                                                    Any takers for Goldie Hawn?

                                                    I'd rather do Chewy

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                                                    • Hank_MrSkin
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                                                      #27
                                                      I would fuck the shit out of Sissy Spacek
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                                                      • beergood
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                                                        #28
                                                        Kinda off topic here but I could go for this little setup:

                                                        the olsen twins



                                                        in Jawa outfits




                                                        That would make for a sweet threesome!!!!
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                                                        • pamphage
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by beergood
                                                          Kinda off topic here but I could go for this little setup:

                                                          the olsen twins



                                                          in Jawa outfits




                                                          That would make for a sweet threesome!!!!
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                                                          • Fu-Q
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                                                            #30
                                                            in jawa outfits, that adds so much to the equation
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                                                            • Rob
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                                                              • Nov 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              If the Olsen Twins are 16 and you do both of them - would that be legal? They'd be 32 as a whole (or holes). The Jawa outfits would make me nut before I had a chance to say, "These are not the droids you're looking for."

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                                                              • FuckFind
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                                                                #32
                                                                Mrs. Costanza, for sure.

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                                                                • tootie
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  I've got a think for Queen Latifah. I'd be her lesbian love slave.

                                                                  I also like Michael Clarke Duncan. He's not a looker, but good lord that guy could pick me up and throw me around! w00t!


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                                                                  • brand0n
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                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • esnem

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Tommy Hilfiger's daughter all day

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                                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                                        • May 2001
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Sandra Bernhardt has always given me wood for some reason....


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                                                                        • PenisFace
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Dolly parton, she looks like her face had a collision with a mack truck, but I'd love to slam her fun bags...
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                                                                          • emthree
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                                                                            #38

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                                                                            • malakajoe
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                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • GonePhishing
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I can't tell if Linda Cone from sports center is nasty or hot.

                                                                                She is one of those ladies who is nasthot or hasty...
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                                                                                • Elli
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Gene Simmons, for obvious reasons. I actually had a dream about him once.. shocked myself that time
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                                                                                  • MrIzzz
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    margeret thatcher


                                                                                    nuff said


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                                                                                    • bigdog
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by esnem
                                                                                      Tommy Hilfiger's daughter all day
                                                                                      is she even 18?

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                                                                                      • BradShaw
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by bigdog


                                                                                        is she even 18?
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                                                                                        • sweet7
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                                          Paris Hilton
                                                                                          everybody's ragging on her, I personally think she's hot.
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                                                                                          • detoxed
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by sweet7


                                                                                            everybody's ragging on her, I personally think she's hot.
                                                                                            hot and lame in bed

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                                                                                            • BrentD
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Janeane Garofalo



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                                                                                              • SpaceAce
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                                                                                                #48


                                                                                                Even Mama Fratelli needs love.

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                                                                                                • JamesK
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by SpaceAce


                                                                                                  Even Mama Fratelli needs love.

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                                                                                                  • nosey
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by malakajoe
                                                                                                    Yummy!!!!

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