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**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:10 AM

and all people over 70 will be shot on sight

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:10 AM

it will be total chaos.. the world will end.. the sun and moon will come crashing to earth at the same time.. the whole universe will spin into a vacuum like hole and vanish forever.. magic, please end the chaos b4 it's too late

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:10 AM

**Jimbo** · 11-21-2003, 04:11 AM

wow, I don't even know why I post here, I never win shit LMAO

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:11 AM

lol neither do I

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:11 AM

help end world starvation too.
check your thread!!!!!!!

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:12 AM

if magic doesnt stop this soon armegedon will be a reality

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:12 AM

thats probably why we are here now

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:12 AM

donate your $500 to Yngwie.. it's a good cause and will halp many Yngwie's throughout the world

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:13 AM

I will be able to use the funds to rebuild the igloos that were destroyed during the summer heat that left millions homeless

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:14 AM

all kids will bite the hands that feed them and start chopping there parents with axes, while at the same time, a portal to hell will open and the demons will come out and eat our mothers and use them for 3000 demon men orgies

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:14 AM

the igloo women have no place to fornicate.. please help this cause before our civilization disapears

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:14 AM

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:15 AM

Originally posted by SuicideMachine
all kids will bite the hands that feed them and start chopping there parents with axes, while at the same time, a portal to hell will open and the demons will come out and eat our mothers and use them for 3000 demon men orgies

lmao!! thank god i have no children

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:15 AM

Originally posted by Yngwie
the igloo women have no place to fornicate.. please help this cause before our civilization disapears

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:16 AM

help the world

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:16 AM

please magic, please help us build more igloos so our women will put out.. please!

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:16 AM

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:17 AM

stop the madness

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:17 AM

they keep saying that they are to cold to fuck and that their pussy lips are frozen together and cannot be opened.. this is an emergency

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:18 AM

we can no longer populate our frozen country.. our women are planning to move away to the yukon where they have homes and the esquimo men will ravage our women

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:18 AM

arsons will set fires to every toys r us if you stop this insanity

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:18 AM

this is no laughing matter! DEFCON 5!

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:19 AM

Originally posted by SuicideMachine
arsons will set fires to every toys r us if you stop this insanity

nooooooooooooooooooo not the toys r us! oh god no!

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:19 AM

feed the children.

do it for amrerica or canada

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:20 AM

life as we know it will cease to exist

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:20 AM

hell, we can make a movie with all this shit lol

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:20 AM

i will go on a killing spree and murder all the high judjes

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:21 AM

until on man is left to populate the earth with only a cow to have sex with..

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:21 AM

the earth will never be the same again.. it will be filled will cow people

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:21 AM

i will put a gun to a strangers face abt shoot my gloc at point blank range shattering his facial structure in thousands of pieces

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:22 AM

they will spread a new virus called the mad cow people disease and their speacies will be extinct

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:22 AM

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:22 AM

Originally posted by Yngwie
they will spread a new virus called the mad cow people disease and their species will be extinct

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:23 AM

everyone will start spontaneously combusting in sets of a thousand

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:23 AM

the earth will explode and fragments will bounce off sattelites and destroy everything in the universe

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:24 AM

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:24 AM

i will shit on my floor right now

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:25 AM

it won't be a pretty site seeing old lady in their 3 wheel scooters all of a sudden burst into flames while shopping.. killing millions of innocent people.. daughters, sons, fathers, mothers and more

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:26 AM

mmmmmmmm cereal hold on

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:26 AM

and as you see some people's floors will be filled with human excrements and cause a scent that will travel all over the world killing even more unsuspecting people

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:27 AM

there will be no escape for anyone.. we will all die but only you have the power to stop all of it.. our future is in your hands. you hold the key so set us free

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:28 AM

the final countown has begun.. (background music fades in.. the final countdown by Europe)

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:30 AM

sadam will launch nuclear strikes all over the worl with his non existant WMDs mushroom clouds will be seen from galaxies far away which will make all the aliens come see what's going on but in turn that will be their destruction as well as ours. we can let this happen..

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:32 AM

osama will then start having sex with sheep and our women will get turned on by it and in turn will have sex with osama. then get involved in 3somes with osama and sadamn the bush and clinton will come along and turn it into a hardcore fuckfest.. ourt women will be ruined

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:35 AM

then the pope will do some ecstacy and star fucking the cardinal and then jumping off his balcony thinking he can fly but he will come crashing down upon the many people at the bottom and crush them all with one loud thump.. children will scream.. run.. get hit by speeding vehicles,.......

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:37 AM

looks like Im talkin to myself now.. Imay have gone crazy lol

**Yngwie** · 11-21-2003, 04:40 AM

ok magic, now would be the perfect time to declare me as the winner so I can go to bed lol

**SuicideMachine** · 11-21-2003, 04:53 AM

**Reak** · 11-21-2003, 04:56 AM

i dont get this..

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