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  • pornJester
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2001
    • 6138
    #1

    i have a mission...

    so today is my birthday..

    thanks for the presents everyone!


    anyway, here's my mission. tonight i need to find the hottest girl around (when i go out to get smashed). then i need to devise a plan to have her come back to my place for some 'birthday partying' if you know what i mean.

    so i need some game plans... what have you pimpz got for me?


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    • buddyjuf
      #2
      happy birthday dude!!!!!
      hope you have a good time @ internext

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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682
          #3
          i thought u were gay?

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            • MuleScrote
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 4601
              #4
              I thought you were gay too?



              Happy Birthday!!!
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                • tranza
                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559
                  #5
                  Fuck, I thought you were gay!!!

                  Anyway, happy b-day!!!
                  I'm just a newbie.

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                    • Dwreck
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 7362
                      #6
                      Happy Birthday Jester!!
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                        • Sly_RJ
                          Live Hard - Die Hard
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 17042
                          #7
                          What about that time we got together under the waterfall in Miami? You told me you were gay. You used me!

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                            • pornJester
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2001
                              • 6138
                              #8
                              Sorry to disappoint everyone but i am straight (even though i do run a kick ass gay resource site!!).

                              Thanks in advance for the birthday wishes

                              So how about those game plans?


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                                • buddyjuf
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by pornJester
                                  Sorry to disappoint everyone but i am straight (even though i do run a kick ass gay resource site!!).

                                  Thanks in advance for the birthday wishes

                                  So how about those game plans?
                                  "Yo bitch, wadda say you come over for a hundred bucks? "

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                                    • MuleScrote
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 4601
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by pornJester
                                      Sorry to disappoint everyone but i am straight (even though i do run a kick ass gay resource site!!).
                                      Damn, the first guy I've ever been attracted to turns out to be straight.
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                                        • pornJester
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 6138
                                          #11
                                          lol, i'm flattered you all had secret crushes on me


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                                            • funkmaster
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Sep 2001
                                              • 7938
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by pornJester
                                              so today is my birthday..

                                              thanks for the presents everyone!


                                              anyway, here's my mission. tonight i need to find the hottest girl around (when i go out to get smashed). then i need to devise a plan to have her come back to my place for some 'birthday partying' if you know what i mean.

                                              so i need some game plans... what have you pimpz got for me?
                                              ... call an escort.

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                                                • nofx
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 16826
                                                  #13
                                                  happy burfday

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                                                    • pornJester
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                      • 6138
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by funkmaster


                                                      ... call an escort.
                                                      that kills the whole 'thrill of the hunt' aspect.


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                                                        • rip raster
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 2851
                                                          #15
                                                          Happy B-day buddy...take some pics
                                                          Oh ya and stay away from the trannies



                                                          Rip

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                                                            • Ic3m4nZ
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 6285
                                                              #16
                                                              You're gay but happy birthday.

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                                                                • MrIzzz
                                                                  If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 22923
                                                                  #17
                                                                  dude, best way to pick up club chicks is bring a bag of E with ya, and hand em out like pez.



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                                                                    • pornJester
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                                      • 6138
                                                                      #18
                                                                      what happened the shine king? i'm sure he would have had some great advice


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                                                                        • Adultnet
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 8713
                                                                          #19
                                                                          happy birthday m8


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                                                                            • partytime
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 258
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Happy Birthday !! I hope you get laid. Sounds like it's been a while.

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                                                                                • irishfury
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                  • 2611
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Tell a bitch like this you with out me is like harry melvin with out the blue notes you never go platnuim bitch....
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                                                                                    • sickkittens
                                                                                      I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                      • 25100
                                                                                      #22

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                                                                                        • Seb From Holland
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                          • 2747
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Tell her you are gay, then when you are at home with her, take out your dick and start swinging it around, loudly shouting HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY YO YO YO YO YO.

                                                                                          Always works for me..

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