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  • ytcracker
    stc is the greatest
    • Dec 2002
    • 12403

    #1

    are my business cards gay or straight or neither

    front

    back
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  • smack
    Push Porn Like Weight.
    • Mar 2002
    • 10652

    #2
    the first one is gay. can you read all that type and those graphics at normal buisness card resoloutin? i like the bottom one if made me laugh.


    -edit-

    didn't realize it was two sided because i was too stoned when reading. maybe just take some of the type and the "jack of all trades" thing off the front of it. make it a little less cluttered.
    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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    • ytcracker
      stc is the greatest
      • Dec 2002
      • 12403

      #3
      yea its 300 dpi for the proof thats just 150 and med quality jpg
      ive designed flyers with that size text and it translated fine to print
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      • DrGuile
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2002
        • 2025

        #4
        From your card I would assume you do stand up comedy.

        'Cause its hilarious
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        • Rocky
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 3022

          #5


          does this answer your question?
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          • irishfury
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2003
            • 2611

            #6
            It doesn't maintain proffesionalism if that's what your going for
            Trust no one there all snakes

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            • BRISK
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Feb 2003
              • 12240

              #7
              it's worse than gay, it's wigger
              I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
              I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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              • ytcracker
                stc is the greatest
                • Dec 2002
                • 12403

                #8
                professionalism is for the board rooms
                this is an elaborate joke on itself

                take note how my name blings with resolve and it contrasts with that pastel blue that screams queer eye
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                • Zebra
                  Banned from Kimmy's couch
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 5091

                  #9
                  Originally posted by irishfury
                  It doesn't maintain proffesionalism if that's what your going for
                  Heaven forbid a rapper doesn't look professional
                  The damn world might end!
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                  • Theo
                    HAL 9000
                    • May 2001
                    • 34515

                    #10
                    Business cards having collectible diskettes always did well in the past :-)

                    I think it would be better to have a pro do your cards.

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                    • ytcracker
                      stc is the greatest
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 12403

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BRISK
                      it's worse than gay, it's wigger
                      on a scale of 1-10 how wigger would u estimate
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                      • BRISK
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 12240

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ytcracker


                        on a scale of 1-10 how wigger would u estimate
                        even a little bit wigger would be too much
                        I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                        I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                        • ytcracker
                          stc is the greatest
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 12403

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BRISK


                          even a little bit wigger would be too much
                          a spooonful of wigger helps the medicine go down
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                          • Dildozer
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 7519

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BRISK
                            it's worse than gay, it's wigger
                            9.95 / 10 wigger
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                            • ytcracker
                              stc is the greatest
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 12403

                              #15
                              9.95 is a substantial portion of wigger.
                              fantastic and accurate calculation dildozer i tip my hat to you.
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                              • Chris
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • May 2003
                                • 27880

                                #16
                                I am by no means a graphics artist
                                I just got bored and pardon the fonts i have zero fonts on my computer.
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                                • SomeCreep
                                  :glugglug
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 26118

                                  #17
                                  The back is alright, but the front could use some work. The light blue at the top and the white is not working. Needs more contrast. Also, your name at the top of the card would look best legible. The card doesnt need a line break at the top.

                                  Have you seen Sleazydream's business card? I saw a picture of one in a thread (dont remember which one), but they're bad ass.


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                                  • Theo
                                    HAL 9000
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 34515

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JupZChris
                                    I am by no means a graphics artist
                                    I just got bored and pardon the fonts i have zero fonts on my computer.
                                    ytcrack HOLLA BACK

                                    you have typo bro

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                                    • LiveDose
                                      Show Yer Tits!
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 25792

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Rocky


                                      does this answer your question?


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                                      • Chris
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • May 2003
                                        • 27880

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Soul_Rebel


                                        you have typo bro

                                        LoL thanks for pointing that out


                                        i just got an idea ;)
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                                        • darnit
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 2439

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ytcracker


                                          on a scale of 1-10 how wigger would u estimate
                                          look this ones got eleven.....

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                                          • Plan9
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 1801

                                            #22
                                            One critique I had on the front...looks like the pixel font is anti-aliased. With pixel fonts it makes em look sorta blurry, and sort of defeats the whole purpose of them. Other than that...good stuff.

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                                            • avion
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 1403

                                              #23
                                              I would say gay...and with that pic on the card - it is so not stylish...

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                                              • Plan9
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 1801

                                                #24
                                                Oh, and I should add:
                                                When designing business cards...I'd have to say: simple is best. yours seem very busy. Decide whats important and focus on that. You may be going for the jack of all trades thing...but you dont neccesarily need to list everything

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