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I've been getting these calls on my business line asking to speak to "The Owner". I finally break down and say yeah its me and the chick comes off with "Would you be interested in establishing an online presence, we can build bla bla bla bla". For about a minute before I cut her off. I lost it.....
THIS IS A WEB DESIGN COMPANY YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!! DO YOU EVEN LOOK AT WHO YOU'RE CALLING?
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