I have a proposition for you.

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  • - Jesus Christ -
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 7197

    #1

    I have a proposition for you.

    If you reply/respond to this thread in any way. you agree to hand over your immortal soul to lucifer/statan/Beelzebul/Belial in return you will receive an exceptionally long and healthy life. Defined as at or over 76 years of age; during which you will not be required to endure excessive and/or unnessecary suffering.

    Upon death Your soul will become the exclusive property of the fore mentioned party(s) until judgment. Whereby rights to your soul well be temporarily passed to an arbitrary third party for judgment. Until such time all rights to your soul shall be waived by you and/or your beneficiaries.

    Amen
  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #2
    Fuck you.

    I'm a pornographer.

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    • SleazeQueen
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 634

      #3
      It's actually Beelzebub, not Beelzebul.

      Oh shit. Should have resisted the spelling lesson.
      Bush can no more fire Rove than Charlie McCarthy could fire Edgar Bergen.

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      • RedShoe
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        • Feb 2001
        • 14831

        #4
        Jesus Fucking Christ!
        There is no such thing as an Immortal soul.

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        • Tala
          Fucked if I know
          • Dec 2002
          • 23368

          #5

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          • Joe Citizen
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2003
            • 4552

            #6
            I'm in.

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            • chemicaleyes
              UNSTOPPABLE
              • Aug 2003
              • 11569

              #7
              No way as way, No limitation as limitation. AmeriNOC formally PhatServers

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              • username
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2003
                • 702

                #8
                that's nice

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                • BrentD
                  ZothNET.com
                  • May 2003
                  • 1426

                  #9
                  statan? you mean satan
                  THIS FORUM SUCKS - RUDE ASS IDIOTS!!!

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                  • feN
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 2547

                    #10
                    You´re Jesus Christ .. you´re not supposed to do business with Satan!

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                    • Nightwork
                      Registered User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 61

                      #11
                      It's actually Beelzebub, not Beelzebul.
                      hehe, while you're at it, fix the rest of the spelling errors as well
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