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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    >> WIN a EASY $100 , easyyy MONEY ...CLICK//

    K simple contest.

    Last for 48 hours. till Thurs 1pm EST. $100 bucks easy for doing nothing.

    All you have to do is make me laugh. Easy enough right?

    Rules:

    Can be either a joke, or photchop of my face or whatever.

    Simple enough?


    Only rule:

    At the end of your entry post you will need to put

    "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "

    No other rules just the one up top. I will declare the winner. at Thurs 1 pm.



    This contest brought to you by




    Now

    MAKE ME LAUGH
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133986

    #2
    Gotta think of something

    "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "

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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727

      #3
      Your wee wee is hte size of a fly

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      • MetaMan
        I AM WEB 2.0
        • Jan 2003
        • 28682

        #4
        or i can take the $100, wipe my ass with it, then stick it back in your face?

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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          Here is a image in case you want to do a photochop




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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133986

            #6
            Originally posted by MetaMan
            or i can take the $100, wipe my ass with it, then stick it back in your face?
            You forgot
            "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "

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            • Ice
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 26053

              #7
              Juicy is hung like a..............



              "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "

              icq 1904905

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              • Magg
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2004
                • 4467

                #8
                to hot for me

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                • juicylinks
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                  or i can take the $100, wipe my ass with it, then stick it back in your face?
                  Maybe i ll take the one hundred bucks and stick it up your ass then make you squeel like the little shit you are?

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                  • MetaMan
                    I AM WEB 2.0
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 28682

                    #10
                    Originally posted by juicylinks
                    Maybe i ll take the one hundred bucks and stick it up your ass then make you squeel like the little shit you are?


                    i may just owe u $100 now.

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                    • juicylinks
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MetaMan


                      i may just owe u $100 now.


                      Its ok just give it to someone else

                      I knight you now " Meta Guido"

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                      • polish_aristocrat
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 40377

                        #12


                        "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "

                        I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                        • chowda
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 9527

                          #13
                          i was at the casino way back and i had to take a shit

                          so i went into a stall and was about to unload one.

                          then i hear a guy in the next stall talking on the phone.

                          i had to go and it made alot of noise, so i was like fuck it, im gonna release one big one and get it over with.

                          wavblamh.. i hear the guy stop for a second on the phone, then start back.

                          5 seconds later, the place smelt like warm eggs. i tried flushing but it was those automatic ones, so i was doing squats coz i thought it would flush faster.

                          anyways, i wiped and i got out of there in a hurry. but i swear, that guy on the phone must have been fucken pissed.
                          Someone finds you...
                          2007

                          PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

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                          • juicylinks
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 122992

                            #14
                            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat


                            "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "

                            thats was good

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                            • axelcat
                              Adult Locals
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 25450

                              #15

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                              • brizzad
                                holla
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 11769

                                #16
                                and now for some actual newspaper headlines







                                Juicy Cash ohhh so juicyyyyyyy

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                                • evl4fun
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 372

                                  #17
                                  Juicy quote of the week: "I don't need you bitches, I can suck my own cock!"




                                  "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "

                                  If you spend all day worrying about what happened yesterday.....then tommorow will suck too.

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                                  • cali_22
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 2330

                                    #18
                                    juicy da man

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                                    • bjjb
                                      Have laptop will travel
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 13074

                                      #19
                                      How bout this? A parody of the crew running anywebcam.com




                                      Juicy Cash ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY
                                      Last edited by bjjb; 06-22-2004, 09:09 AM.

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                                      • juicylinks
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 122992

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by brizzad
                                        and now for some actual newspaper headlines







                                        Juicy Cash ohhh so juicyyyyyyy

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                                        • cool1
                                          sex is good
                                          • Sep 2001
                                          • 24939

                                          #21

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                                          • cool1
                                            sex is good
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 24939

                                            #22

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                                            • doornx
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 2531

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by coolone
                                              oh shit..that's bad
                                              Send me a PM for design work

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                                              • Reak
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 17920

                                                #24
                                                juicy made me cum

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                                                • Strife
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 4534

                                                  #25
                                                  It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

                                                  TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

                                                  TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.

                                                  TRY SAYING: Really?
                                                  INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me!

                                                  TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
                                                  INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

                                                  TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.

                                                  TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.

                                                  TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?

                                                  TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work.

                                                  TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

                                                  TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?
                                                  INSTEAD OF: Who the hell cares?

                                                  TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.

                                                  TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
                                                  INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.

                                                  TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
                                                  INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

                                                  TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.

                                                  TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

                                                  TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

                                                  TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
                                                  INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

                                                  TRY SAYING: I see.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

                                                  TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it.
                                                  INSTEAD OF Another fucking meeting!

                                                  TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a shit.

                                                  TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. who does this remind you of
                                                  INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.

                                                  TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.

                                                  TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
                                                  INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing.


                                                  "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "
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                                                  • Jakke PNG
                                                    ex-TeenGodFather
                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                    • 20306

                                                    #26

                                                    Is JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY?

                                                    I think so. Promote it.
                                                    Juicycash
                                                    ..and I'm off.

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                                                    • juicylinks
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 122992

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by TeenGodFather

                                                      Is JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY?

                                                      I think so. Promote it.
                                                      Juicycash

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                                                      • Elli
                                                        Reach for those stars!
                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                        • 17991

                                                        #28
                                                        My teacher in high school was right. It's amazing the number of people who don't follow simple instructions.

                                                        I'll try to come up with something funny later.

                                                        Did Mr. Izzz warn you about the muppets yet?
                                                        email: [email protected]

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                                                        • juicylinks
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 122992

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Elli
                                                          My teacher in high school was right. It's amazing the number of people who don't follow simple instructions.

                                                          I'll try to come up with something funny later.

                                                          Did Mr. Izzz warn you about the muppets yet?
                                                          Izzz is at our tanning salon today. Some of the beds went dead .

                                                          He will be back in a hour or so. I hope he doesnt molest the chicks like last time

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                                                          • Elli
                                                            Reach for those stars!
                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                            • 17991

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                            Izzz is at our tanning salon today. Some of the beds went dead .

                                                            He will be back in a hour or so. I hope he doesnt molest the chicks like last time
                                                            Aww dead tanning beds, that sounds so sad! When he gets back, tell him, "ma-nah ma-nah" for me.
                                                            email: [email protected]

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                                                            • NickPapageorgio
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 8323

                                                              #31


                                                              Simple yet elegant...

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                                                              • NickPapageorgio
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                • 8323

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by NickPapageorgio


                                                                Simple yet elegant...
                                                                Damn it...

                                                                ...there went an easy Franklin....

                                                                "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "

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                                                                • lilj
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 1536

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by iceicebaby
                                                                  Juicy is hung like a..............



                                                                  "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "

                                                                  lol that just cracks me up

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                                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 58202

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by iceicebaby
                                                                    Juicy is hung like a..............



                                                                    "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "


                                                                    that is hot


                                                                    [email protected]

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                                                                    • Meta Ridley
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 3433

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Juicy For Prez?




                                                                      "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "
                                                                      [email protected]

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                                                                      • sixone
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                        • 503

                                                                        #36

                                                                        "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "
                                                                        196-900-713

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                                                                        • sixone
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 503

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Meta Ridley
                                                                          Juicy For Prez?




                                                                          "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "
                                                                          WINNAH!
                                                                          196-900-713

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                                                                          • juicylinks
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                                            • 122992

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Meta Ridley
                                                                            Juicy For Prez?




                                                                            "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "
                                                                            OMGGGGGGGGGG

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                                                                            • Thomas1007
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 5542

                                                                              #39
                                                                              http://www.facialteens.net/owned/daffyfuckoff.jpg
                                                                              JUICY CASH .... OHhhhh SO JUICY!
                                                                              BUY THIS SPOT CONTACT ME FOR DETAILS


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                                                                              • MrIzzz
                                                                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                • 22923

                                                                                #40


                                                                                WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                                                                                • Thomas1007
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 5542

                                                                                  #41

                                                                                  edit I hate doing stupid shit, but it happens
                                                                                  BUY THIS SPOT CONTACT ME FOR DETAILS


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                                                                                  • Thomas1007
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                                    • 5542

                                                                                    #42

                                                                                    Juicy Cash Ohhhh so Juicy...
                                                                                    BUY THIS SPOT CONTACT ME FOR DETAILS


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                                                                                    • BradM
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 3397

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Meta Ridley
                                                                                      Juicy For Prez?




                                                                                      "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "


                                                                                      AWEEEESSSOMMMMEEE

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                                                                                      • Trent Edison
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                                        • 6132

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Meta Ridley
                                                                                        Juicy For Prez?




                                                                                        "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "
                                                                                        OMFG, thats a real good one!...

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                                                                                        • BV
                                                                                          wtf
                                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                                          • 10914

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          This Classic thread from Spacedog made me bust a gut!: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=51054


                                                                                          Titled:
                                                                                          "Let's ruin an ICQ spammers day.... "


                                                                                          I feel like being rotten...
                                                                                          I fucking hate icq spam...


                                                                                          just got this one...
                                                                                          lets all fuck with him & ruin his fucking day......

                                                                                          here's the icq chat I just had.....

                                                                                          figured I'd fuck with him a bit..

                                                                                          --------------------------------------
                                                                                          ICQ History Log For:
                                                                                          149888047 149888047
                                                                                          Started on Sat Feb 16 00:52:12 2002
                                                                                          --------------------------------------
                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:21 AM You were saying you were looking for Christina
                                                                                          Aguilera and Britney Spears
                                                                                          pictures
                                                                                          http://www.celebrity4.com/cele209/
                                                                                          There's also Jennifer lopez, and Angelina
                                                                                          Jolie, Carmen Electra, Shannon Elizabeth
                                                                                          nude! I know they are awsome!


                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:22 AM Hey fuckwad..
                                                                                          You are spamming & I have logged your IP..
                                                                                          I will notify ICQ & your ISP of your spamming
                                                                                          activities..
                                                                                          I will also be in touch with your hosting
                                                                                          provider & have notified http://spamcop.net

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:23 AM Sorry, never mind... I didn't think you will
                                                                                          be so disappointed...

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:23 AM too fucking late...
                                                                                          this is the office of the united states
                                                                                          federal trade commission

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:23 AM Hello : )

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:24 AM I have just emailed your sponsor,
                                                                                          celeb-dollars..
                                                                                          You have violated their TOS & as a result,
                                                                                          your account will be deleted..

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:24 AM i'm just a sexy Girl !

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:27 AM spamming is illegal..
                                                                                          Expect a knock on your door..
                                                                                          FTC agents are on their way..
                                                                                          Good day Julius..

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:27 AM i'm just a sexy Girl !

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:27 AM 189819 South Main Street At 22d Rochester, NY
                                                                                          14482 US


                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:27 AM i'm thinking about it

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:29 AM I'm on the phone with CaveCreek.. Kiss your
                                                                                          websites goodbye..

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:29 AM i'm just a sexy Girl !

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:33 AM Maybe after you see the damage done, this will
                                                                                          teach you a fucking lesson boy..

                                                                                          Your sites will be shut down within 24 hours,
                                                                                          your isp will be shutting you down as well, &
                                                                                          ICQ is deactivating your account & IP blocking
                                                                                          you..
                                                                                          and last , the most painful of all is that the
                                                                                          FTC is enroute to you...LOL!

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:34 AM Hello : )

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:34 AM hello..JULIUS!

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:34 AM Hello : )

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:34 AM don't expect a check from celeb-dollars
                                                                                          either..

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:34 AM um I suppose not...

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:34 AM safesurfing my as...

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:34 AM we have a good drink %)))

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:35 AM safesurfing to a 404 near you..

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:35 AM i'm just a sexy Girl !

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:35 AM Must be a damn ugly girl with a name Julius..

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:35 AM I'm Erika, from Texas

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:36 AM You are Julius, from Rochester NY!

                                                                                          I just emailed apic...You are violating ROP!!

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:36 AM If you look here
                                                                                          http://celebrityskank.com/cele209/ I'm there


                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:39 AM You are the skank!!

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:39 AM i'm just a sexy Girl !

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:41 AM one who just lost their hosting services & one
                                                                                          who just had their account revoked at
                                                                                          celeb-dollars, one who is getting an internet
                                                                                          shut off first thing in the morning, one who
                                                                                          cant icq after tommorow .. one who has the FTC
                                                                                          coming.. one who just broke a couple of
                                                                                          laws..SPAM & ROP!

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:41 AM Hello : )

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:41 AM http://www.spamcop.net

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:41 AM its brand new!

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:42 AM It's 404 soon..lol

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:43 AM why ask someone who wouldn't know??

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:43 AM you obviously dont know, do you..lol

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:43 AM i'm just a sexy Girl !

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:43 AM OK.. LOONY!!

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:43 AM what is yor name ?

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:44 AM Ashxxxxx

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:44 AM yes very...

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:46 AM Hey, fuck off!

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:46 AM i'm thinking about it

                                                                                          Spacedog 2/16/02 12:47 AM thinking about what.. how your gonna pick up
                                                                                          the soap without getting butt raped!

                                                                                          149888047 2/16/02 12:47 AM If you look here
                                                                                          http://celebrityskank.com/cele209/ I'm there

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                                                                                          • sicone
                                                                                            Retired
                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                            • 18453

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            No Photochop needed



                                                                                            "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "

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                                                                                            • WombRaider
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                              • 159

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Cute Joke:

                                                                                              A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

                                                                                              Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

                                                                                              The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

                                                                                              Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

                                                                                              He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

                                                                                              "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster".

                                                                                              Gently he takes her hand and says, "Second, I'd advise you to relax.

                                                                                              Let's have a cup of coffee, then ...........he sighed,

                                                                                              "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."


                                                                                              "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "
                                                                                              Fred, I think I fried the motherboard.........and the fatherboard, too.

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                                                                                              • -=gg=-
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                                • 147

                                                                                                #48






                                                                                                "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "

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                                                                                                • WombRaider
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                  • 159

                                                                                                  #49




                                                                                                  "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "
                                                                                                  Fred, I think I fried the motherboard.........and the fatherboard, too.

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                                                                                                  • buddyjuf

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by WombRaider




                                                                                                    "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY "

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