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  • Gspothottie
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    • Nov 2003
    • 112

    #1

    if you had a vagina...

    If you had a vagina... what is the weirdest thing you would stick in it... And if you already have a vagina, what's the weirdest thing you have masturbated with, or have wanted to masturbate with?

    I was watching a TV infomercial for the "real doll" ...interesting concept..
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  • Basic_man
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    • Oct 2003
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    #2
    I would play only with girls ;)
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    • TheLegacy
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      • Apr 2003
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      #3
      If I had no dick or balls then I probably wouldnt be posting on gfy


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      • p3rsian
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        • Sep 2003
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        #4
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        • loverboy
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          • May 2003
          • 20609

          #5
          Originally posted by Basic_man
          I would play only with girls ;)
          what he said

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          • Slick
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            • Feb 2001
            • 7338

            #6
            Originally posted by Gspothottie
            I was watching a TV infomercial for the "real doll" ...interesting concept..
            WOW, they have tv infomercials for Real Dolls. That'd be interesting to see.

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            • LeeNoga
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 3043

              #7
              Obviously you question what a woman would stick up her box, which leads me to ask where have you stuck your cock?

              Watermelon?

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              • Gspothottie
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                • Nov 2003
                • 112

                #8
                it was kind of creepy looking...couples getting it on with dead weight
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                • Odie
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 7040

                  #9
                  can't say that I've tried anything unusual nor can I say that I've thought about it...

                  but that doll, isn't she a copy of Jenna Jameson?? or at least supposed to be a look a like?
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                  • Gspothottie
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                    • Nov 2003
                    • 112

                    #10
                    Obviously you question what a woman would stick up her box, which leads me to ask where have you stuck your cock?

                    I don't have a cock hanging between my legs...
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                    • DarkJedi
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 28301

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LeeNoga
                      Obviously you question what a woman would stick up her box, which leads me to ask where have you stuck your cock?

                      Watermelon?
                      better yet, what has he stuck up his ass

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                      • LeeNoga
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                        • Jul 2001
                        • 3043

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Gspothottie
                        Obviously you question what a woman would stick up her box, which leads me to ask where have you stuck your cock?

                        I don't have a cock hanging between my legs...
                        Sorry.

                        Then double shame on you as a woman to ask such a stupid question.

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                        • Gspothottie
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                          • Nov 2003
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                          #13
                          sorry
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                          • Va2k
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                            • Oct 2001
                            • 10060

                            #14
                            Originally posted by LeeNoga


                            Sorry.

                            Then double shame on you as a woman to ask such a stupid question.
                            Why is that?

                            *shakes his head*

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                            • SongRider
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                              • Feb 2001
                              • 651

                              #15


                              Thats like if asked "if you had a plane where would you fly"?

                              A: In the sky with the rest of the planes!




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                              • Furious_Female
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                                • Oct 2002
                                • 8187

                                #16
                                I have a vagina. Nothing large or weird goes in or out of it I don't look forward to child birth
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                                • clubsexy
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                                  • Jan 2003
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                                  #17
                                  Your question sounds like one a guy would ask really. Now post your vagina so people will stop doubting you....

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                                  • fyrflygrl
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                                    • Nov 2003
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by LeeNoga


                                    Sorry.

                                    Then double shame on you as a woman to ask such a stupid question.
                                    What she said... (assuming you're a girlie, here.. and pretty damn sure I'm right).
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                                    • Gspothottie
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                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 112

                                      #19
                                      hey I was just wondering, I figured it would generate answers that were a little bit more creative...There's a lot of things you can stick up there and there area lot of places you a fly a plane to, and there are probably a lot of interesting places you can stick your dick into if you have an imagination.
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                                      • WebTitan
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                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 5114

                                        #20
                                        i would be a lesbian and never leave the house

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                                        • Digipimp
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                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 13481

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Gspothottie
                                          hey I was just wondering, I figured it would generate answers that were a little bit more creative...There's a lot of things you can stick up there and there area lot of places you a fly a plane to, and there are probably a lot of interesting places you can stick your dick into if you have an imagination.
                                          I'm sorry to inform you, have you seen most porn, or the sites most of these people do. They don't have imaginations.

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                                          • smack
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                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 10652

                                            #22
                                            some girl i used to know in high school used cucumbers alot. she eventually got a really mean yeast infection. the moral of that story. wash your fruit.
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                                            • Indeed
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                                              • Oct 2002
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                                              #23

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                                              • Twe Russ
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                                                #24
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                                                • Gabriel
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                                                  • Apr 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by smack
                                                  some girl i used to know in high school used cucumbers alot. she eventually got a really mean yeast infection. the moral of that story. wash your fruit.
                                                  Cucumbers are fruit?

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                                                  • EZRhino
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                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 6258

                                                    #26
                                                    Play with my ex girlfriend

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                                                    • axelcat
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                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 25450

                                                      #27
                                                      I would be the biggest dike in the world

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                                                      • Rocky
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                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 3022

                                                        #28
                                                        If I had a hammer
                                                        I'd hammer in the morning
                                                        I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land,
                                                        I'd hammer out danger
                                                        I'd hammer out a warning
                                                        I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
                                                        All over this land.

                                                        i think the same would apply if i had a vagina

                                                        If I had a vagina
                                                        I'd vagina in the morning
                                                        I'd vagina in the evening ... all over this land,
                                                        I'd vagina out danger
                                                        I'd vagina out a warning
                                                        I'd vagina out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
                                                        All over this land.

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                                                        • SCJason
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                                                          • Mar 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          I would show it to everyone on this board !!
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                                                          • Fu-Q
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                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 1546

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Rocky
                                                            If I had a hammer
                                                            I'd hammer in the morning
                                                            I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land,
                                                            I'd hammer out danger
                                                            I'd hammer out a warning
                                                            I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
                                                            All over this land.

                                                            i think the same would apply if i had a vagina

                                                            If I had a vagina
                                                            I'd vagina in the morning
                                                            I'd vagina in the evening ... all over this land,
                                                            I'd vagina out danger
                                                            I'd vagina out a warning
                                                            I'd vagina out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
                                                            All over this land.

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                                                            • On-top
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                                                              • Aug 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SongRider


                                                              Thats like if asked "if you had a plane where would you fly"?

                                                              A: In the sky with the rest of the planes!




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                                                              • scorpy
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                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                • 457

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Gspothottie
                                                                If you had a vagina... what is the weirdest thing you would stick in it...
                                                                Nothing, i would sew it

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                                                                • Animal
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                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                  • 126

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I make a fortune smuggling Pineapples with it.

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                                                                  • CassidyS
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                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 11

                                                                    #34
                                                                    naughtyalysha.com i think that will answer the question.

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                                                                    • Fu-Q
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 1546

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Animal
                                                                      I make a fortune smuggling Pineapples with it.
                                                                      holy shit, you just made me spit water out my nose
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                                                                      • Animal
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                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                        • 126

                                                                        #36
                                                                        serious that's what i'd do....

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                                                                        • Jman
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                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 22833

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Rocky
                                                                          If I had a hammer
                                                                          I'd hammer in the morning
                                                                          I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land,
                                                                          I'd hammer out danger
                                                                          I'd hammer out a warning
                                                                          I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
                                                                          All over this land.

                                                                          i think the same would apply if i had a vagina

                                                                          If I had a vagina
                                                                          I'd vagina in the morning
                                                                          I'd vagina in the evening ... all over this land,
                                                                          I'd vagina out danger
                                                                          I'd vagina out a warning
                                                                          I'd vagina out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
                                                                          All over this land.

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                                                                          • Gspothottie
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                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 112

                                                                            #38
                                                                            This guy I know works in a big company and there was this office slut who "got around" and one of his coworkers who was dating her at the time came home one night to find her masterbating with a cucumber which she later sliced up and served in a salad...
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                                                                            • TheViper
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                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 2560

                                                                              #39
                                                                              ask wildcard, he flips a coca cola bottle up and down his ass without any effort, at least that's what is said.

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                                                                              • KMR Stitch
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                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                • 14494

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Gspothottie
                                                                                This guy I know works in a big company and there was this office slut who "got around" and one of his coworkers who was dating her at the time came home one night to find her masterbating with a cucumber which she later sliced up and served in a salad...
                                                                                Did you use a carrot as well?

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