Funny Soccer Quotes

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the
league.'
* Mark Viduka

'We lost because we didn't win.'
* Ronaldo

'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on
the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at
Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he
was out there playing.'
* Ade Akinbiyi


'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well,
he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best
manager I've ever had.'
* David Beckham

'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.'
* Mark Draper

'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.'
* Ugo Ehiogu

'The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.'
* Graeme Le Saux

'It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if
it worked.'
* Richard Rufus

'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.'
* Thierry Henry