Want your ass kicked?

**CDSmith** · 11-16-2003, 10:57 PM

What, none of you want your ass kicked? I refuse to believe that. Too many here need it.

**MetaMan** · 11-16-2003, 10:59 PM

can u lick my ass?

**brand0n** · 11-16-2003, 10:59 PM

the shit people put on ebay amazes me

**JayJay** · 11-16-2003, 11:01 PM

thats Funny

**Jman69** · 11-16-2003, 11:22 PM

Google listed 18,100,000 results for 'BDSM'
some people must enjoy being beaten or hurt.

**CDSmith** · 11-16-2003, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan
can u lick my ass?

No, but I know someone who will...

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/wheresmycoffee.jpg">

Here kitty kitty kitty. Want some roast beef? Go say hi to meta boy's ass.

**MetaMan** · 11-16-2003, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith
No, but I know someone who will...

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/wheresmycoffee.jpg">

Here kitty kitty kitty. Want some roast beef? Go say hi to meta boy's ass.

ahah u used my asshole roast beef joke!

HAM!

**CDSmith** · 11-16-2003, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

ahah u used my asshole roast beef joke!

HAM!

What? You've got chunks of ham hanging out of your roast beef ass?

Kitty likes ham.

**detoxed** · 11-16-2003, 11:29 PM

I should buy that as a gift for someone

**CDSmith** · 11-16-2003, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by detoxed
I should buy that as a gift for someone

I can think of several people that would make the perfect stocking stuffer for.

**Chaldoray** · 11-16-2003, 11:48 PM

ROFL.
I'll beat the fuck out of that fat fuck,
no way in hell i would pay for his plane ticket, he can buy me one and i can go beat his ass.

**MetaMan** · 11-16-2003, 11:50 PM

CDSmith is paying to put a pole in his anus, he tells me the fucking machine doesnt have the same force as a REAL man.

**CDSmith** · 11-16-2003, 11:50 PM

Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:

1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).

Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave.

Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.

Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass.

I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even.

C'mon, go for it metaboy. You can afford the top bid of what $2.00? ha ha (or can you?)

**Holly** · 11-16-2003, 11:57 PM

That was funny.

**MetaMan** · 11-16-2003, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

C'mon, go for it metaboy. You can afford the top bid of what $2.00? ha ha (or can you?)

ill donate that $2 to buy CDLisp a shovel fund, it must suck being snowed in 365 days a year.

**MetaMan** · 11-16-2003, 11:59 PM

CDLisp has an ice fishing hole in the middle of his house.

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