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**Jon Levi** · 11-16-2003, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by Darren
Superman flew over from france to do a strip show. He wanted to show how super he really was. A problem arose though when....

His pubic hair got tangled up in the Eifel Tower.

**buddyjuf** · 11-16-2003, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Jon Levi

His pubic hair got tangled up in the Eifel Tower.

he was stuck and really didnt know how to untangle his pubic hair

**Makingcoin** · 11-16-2003, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by bdjuf

he was stuck and really didnt know how to untangle his pubic hair

Then he died. The end.

**Juicy D. Links** · 11-16-2003, 02:11 PM

I fucked Lois Lane

**chemicaleyes** · 11-16-2003, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Makingcoin

Then he died. The end.

**buddyjuf** · 11-16-2003, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Makingcoin

Then he died. The end.

boo

**xdcdave** · 11-16-2003, 02:12 PM

Then he died. The end.

But alas, he came back to life like all superheros seem to do. He is out to seek vengance on the bastard that killed him, ....

**Morgan** · 11-16-2003, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by bdjuf

he was stuck and really didnt know how to untangle his pubic hair

But everyone surrenderred anyway. The end.

**Turboface** · 11-16-2003, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by xdcdave

But alas, he came back to life like all superheros seem to do. He is out to seek vengance on the bastard that killed him, ....

His arch enemy, Sex Luther.

**Jon Levi** · 11-16-2003, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by xdcdave

But alas, he came back to life like all superheros seem to do. He is out to seek vengance on the bastard that killed him, ....

So he found a chunk of kryptonite and shoved it up his ass.

Afterall, he was the stupid fucker who didnt trim his pubes, then he really did die, the end.

**Darren** · 11-16-2003, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by Jon Levi

So he found a chunk of kryptonite and shoved it up his ass.

Afterall, he was the stupid fucker who didnt trim his pubes, then he really did die, the end.

But the death turned out to be a good thing. It turned out that superman had a steamy affiar with a walrus and kiddy superwalrus was born. His special skills included....

**MrIzzz** · 11-16-2003, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by xdcdave

But alas, he came back to life like all superheros seem to do. He is out to seek vengance on the bastard that killed him, ....

and juicy banged lois

**Turboface** · 11-16-2003, 02:16 PM

...then our hero flew down and fucked Wonder Woman, who was laying on the beach, faster than a speeding bullet and then flew away - but wound up fucking the invisible man in the ass.

**Tala** · 11-16-2003, 02:27 PM

...but the Invisible Man really liked it and so sought out our Super Hero for a second round of action. But when he finally got to Superman's apartment...

**ps'** · 11-16-2003, 02:54 PM

to be continue.........

**Adultnet** · 11-16-2003, 02:56 PM

He saw superman's laptop open displaying a page of a....

**Darren** · 11-16-2003, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by Adultnet
He saw superman's laptop open displaying a page of a....

hardcore walrus beastility porn... As the invible man was watching SpaceDog and BradShaw walked in. Brad said.....

**dennisthemenace** · 11-16-2003, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by Adultnet
He saw superman's laptop open displaying a page of a....

buttload of low ICQ numbers and the Paris Hilton video, when George Bush came running into the room, slipping on a puddle of jizz and...

**Tala** · 11-16-2003, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by Darren

hardcore walrus beastility porn... As the invible man was watching SpaceDog and BradShaw walked in. Brad said.....

..."So do you think it will convert?" and Space Dawg replied....

**scorpy** · 11-16-2003, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by Makingcoin

Then he died. The end.

hahahahha

**Darren** · 11-16-2003, 03:20 PM

ahh well that was shit.

**Tala** · 11-16-2003, 03:22 PM

Oh come on. this is fun.

**partytime** · 11-16-2003, 03:22 PM

But, it was a dream and he is really alive.

**irishfury** · 11-16-2003, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by partytime
But, it was a dream and he is really alive.

Though he had a compelling urge to find out about the adult industry. So he set off on his quest. Thus he proceeded to open his browser to google and type in adult webmaster...

**Tala** · 11-16-2003, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by irishfury
Though had a compelling urge to find out about the adult industry. So he set off on his quest. Thus he proceeded to open his browser to google and type in adult webmaster...

..and found this site called "Go Fuck Yourself". Intrigued he began to read the message boards, wondering what he would learn....

**jimthefiend** · 11-16-2003, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by Tala
..and found this site called "Go Fuck Yourself". Intrigued he began to read the message boards, wondering what he would learn....

Then started a whole bunch of stupid threads and got banned.
The end.

**Tala** · 11-16-2003, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

Then started a whole bunch of stupid threads and got banned.
The end.

Not the end, you see, he just signed up again as a new persona in his new quest to bug the shit out certain people...

**jimthefiend** · 11-16-2003, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by Tala
Not the end, you see, he just signed up again as a new persona in his new quest to bug the shit out certain people...

Oh yeah.
They never really die do they?

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