Tell me a good story, write me a poem, tell a good joke, break your life down, or just ICQ me it's listed below!
I'm bored! Entertain me damnit!
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Here is my little joke for you
A guy goes to a bar one night and asks for a beer, he then asks for a couple of shots, he gets pretty wasted and ends up having a lot more to drink than he anticipated. So, he goes home. A couple of days later he comes in and the bartender says "What'll have?" The patron replies "One beer and one beer only." The bartender looks confused and asked why. The patron said "No reason." The bartender looks at him and says "Come on, you tell a bartender anything." So the patron says "Okay, remember the other night when I left here all shitfaced? Well, I went home and blew Chunks." The bartender replies "Well, you drank a lot, that doesn't surprise me." The patron goes "No, no, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."Comment
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Oh I won't I'm a semi smart drunk. I'll cut myself off when needed!Originally posted by kristin
Nice! I don't know if I can ever drink that again...
Try NOT to drink all three bottles yourself.
And everyone has to do at least one shot with me at some point in time.Comment
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Once I pop this kid out, I'll have one with ya, could start a downhill trend though...me and Jager had some fun times together, although I don't remember them all.Originally posted by GrimShawn
Oh I won't I'm a semi smart drunk. I'll cut myself off when needed!
And everyone has to do at least one shot with me at some point in time.Comment
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Sounds like a plan, Jager is all of our friends, you just need to know how to hang with him!Originally posted by kristin
Once I pop this kid out, I'll have one with ya, could start a downhill trend though...me and Jager had some fun times together, although I don't remember them all.
If you don't remember then you had fun!
And I know you can hang, I've watched you outdrink most of the guys in the industryComment
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I would have liked to have hung with one of the 83 bottles you had in Miami...Originally posted by GrimShawn
Sounds like a plan, Jager is all of our friends, you just need to know how to hang with him!
If you don't remember then you had fun!
And I know you can hang, I've watched you outdrink most of the guys in the industry
Hehe...when have you ever seen me drink?!?
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yeah Miami was a blast, everyone was wasted and got work done it was sick!Originally posted by kristin
I would have liked to have hung with one of the 83 bottles you had in Miami...
Hehe...when have you ever seen me drink?!?
I've seen you drink a many of times, we've ran in the same clicks for some time now, just never really met. But, i've been in the same place at shows with you a many of timesComment
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Yes, I've noticed that we are always in the same spot, but just have never met...we'll change that come JanuaryOriginally posted by GrimShawn
yeah Miami was a blast, everyone was wasted and got work done it was sick!
I've seen you drink a many of times, we've ran in the same clicks for some time now, just never really met. But, i've been in the same place at shows with you a many of times
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We've actually met but it was in some drunken blah hahaOriginally posted by kristin
Yes, I've noticed that we are always in the same spot, but just have never met...we'll change that come January
I saw you in Vegas come into a room grab a bottle of wine chug it and walk out, that shit was crazy!
Jan will be a blast, I'll have Jager room part 2Comment
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http://www.zefrank.com/dtoy2/index.htmlOriginally posted by GrimShawn
Tell me a good story, write me a poem, tell a good joke, break your life down, or just ICQ me it's listed below!I still love everybodyComment
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