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  • GrimShawn
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 8120

    #1

    I'm bored! Entertain me damnit!

    Tell me a good story, write me a poem, tell a good joke, break your life down, or just ICQ me it's listed below!
  • Oracle Porn
    Affiliate
    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #2
    see sig


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    • EZRhino
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 6258

      #3

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      Good story, dont you think.

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      • Chris
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • May 2003
        • 27880

        #4
        Knock Knock......
        [email protected]

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        • y0nki
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2003
          • 325

          #5
          u're bored, i've got a boner, wanna blow me?

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          • EZRhino
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2003
            • 6258

            #6
            Whos there

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            • Galvatron
              Registered User
              • Nov 2003
              • 24

              #7
              Why did the girl drop her lollipop?
              "They've all gone mad! This is no place for me!" - Galvatron

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              • GrimShawn
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2002
                • 8120

                #8
                Originally posted by y0nki
                u're bored, i've got a boner, wanna blow me?
                Let me rephrase this, Noobies not apply.

                If you're a noob please don't post here, your petty attempts at being cool will fail

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                • quiet
                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 25115

                  #9
                  everyone you've ever known will die, and die alone. you'll watch your parents die (if they are still alive now) and you too will succumb to some horrible disease... alone in the end.

                  the end.
                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                  • Turboface
                    Back in Black
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 9976

                    #10
                    An oldie, but goodie..

                    http://www.happyhenrik.dk/spas/celebxxx.swf
                    Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

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                    • kristin
                      GOO!
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 9768

                      #11
                      Here is my little joke for you

                      A guy goes to a bar one night and asks for a beer, he then asks for a couple of shots, he gets pretty wasted and ends up having a lot more to drink than he anticipated. So, he goes home. A couple of days later he comes in and the bartender says "What'll have?" The patron replies "One beer and one beer only." The bartender looks confused and asked why. The patron said "No reason." The bartender looks at him and says "Come on, you tell a bartender anything." So the patron says "Okay, remember the other night when I left here all shitfaced? Well, I went home and blew Chunks." The bartender replies "Well, you drank a lot, that doesn't surprise me." The patron goes "No, no, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."
                      Vacares rules.

                      "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                      • kristin
                        GOO!
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 9768

                        #12
                        I love the Simon game...that game rocks!
                        Vacares rules.

                        "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                        • GrimShawn
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 8120

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kristin
                          I love the Simon game...that game rocks!

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                          • kristin
                            GOO!
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 9768

                            #14
                            No Jager tonight for you?!?
                            Vacares rules.

                            "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                            • GrimShawn
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 8120

                              #15
                              Originally posted by kristin
                              No Jager tonight for you?!?
                              oh I got a bottle here, actually 3 lol!

                              Waiting for some friends to get here and it's on

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                              • GrimShawn
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 8120

                                #16


                                I love when my friends get drunk on Jager!!

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                                • kristin
                                  GOO!
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 9768

                                  #17
                                  Nice! I don't know if I can ever drink that again...

                                  Try NOT to drink all three bottles yourself.
                                  Vacares rules.

                                  "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                  • kristin
                                    GOO!
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 9768

                                    #18
                                    I just love seeing pictures of Richard!
                                    Vacares rules.

                                    "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                    • GrimShawn
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 8120

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by kristin
                                      Nice! I don't know if I can ever drink that again...

                                      Try NOT to drink all three bottles yourself.
                                      Oh I won't I'm a semi smart drunk. I'll cut myself off when needed!

                                      And everyone has to do at least one shot with me at some point in time.

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                                      • GrimShawn
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 8120

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by kristin
                                        I just love seeing pictures of Richard!
                                        Oh I've got more coming of him, just waiting for the proper time

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                                        • kristin
                                          GOO!
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 9768

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by GrimShawn


                                          Oh I won't I'm a semi smart drunk. I'll cut myself off when needed!

                                          And everyone has to do at least one shot with me at some point in time.
                                          Once I pop this kid out, I'll have one with ya, could start a downhill trend though...me and Jager had some fun times together, although I don't remember them all.
                                          Vacares rules.

                                          "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                          • kristin
                                            GOO!
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 9768

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by GrimShawn


                                            Oh I've got more coming of him, just waiting for the proper time
                                            Any naked ones?!?
                                            Vacares rules.

                                            "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                            • GrimShawn
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 8120

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by kristin


                                              Once I pop this kid out, I'll have one with ya, could start a downhill trend though...me and Jager had some fun times together, although I don't remember them all.
                                              Sounds like a plan, Jager is all of our friends, you just need to know how to hang with him!

                                              If you don't remember then you had fun!

                                              And I know you can hang, I've watched you outdrink most of the guys in the industry

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                                              • GrimShawn
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 8120

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by kristin


                                                Any naked ones?!?
                                                Semi lol

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                                                • kristin
                                                  GOO!
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 9768

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by GrimShawn


                                                  Sounds like a plan, Jager is all of our friends, you just need to know how to hang with him!

                                                  If you don't remember then you had fun!

                                                  And I know you can hang, I've watched you outdrink most of the guys in the industry
                                                  I would have liked to have hung with one of the 83 bottles you had in Miami...

                                                  Hehe...when have you ever seen me drink?!?
                                                  Vacares rules.

                                                  "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                  • kristin
                                                    GOO!
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 9768

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by GrimShawn


                                                    Semi lol
                                                    YES!! Let me see!
                                                    Vacares rules.

                                                    "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                    • kristin
                                                      GOO!
                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 9768

                                                      #27
                                                      What does it take to get rid of the negative cash flow too? It's giving me the heebie geebies...and I don't like it!
                                                      Vacares rules.

                                                      "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                      • GrimShawn
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 8120

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by kristin


                                                        I would have liked to have hung with one of the 83 bottles you had in Miami...

                                                        Hehe...when have you ever seen me drink?!?
                                                        yeah Miami was a blast, everyone was wasted and got work done it was sick!

                                                        I've seen you drink a many of times, we've ran in the same clicks for some time now, just never really met. But, i've been in the same place at shows with you a many of times

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                                                        • GrimShawn
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 8120

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by kristin


                                                          YES!! Let me see!
                                                          Oh in time they are coming, no worries there. The time has to be proper though

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                                                          • GrimShawn
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 8120

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by kristin
                                                            What does it take to get rid of the negative cash flow too? It's giving me the heebie geebies...and I don't like it!

                                                            Hmm, better conversions, and some Voodoo magik always combats the heebie geebies

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                                                            • kristin
                                                              GOO!
                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 9768

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by GrimShawn


                                                              yeah Miami was a blast, everyone was wasted and got work done it was sick!

                                                              I've seen you drink a many of times, we've ran in the same clicks for some time now, just never really met. But, i've been in the same place at shows with you a many of times
                                                              Yes, I've noticed that we are always in the same spot, but just have never met...we'll change that come January
                                                              Vacares rules.

                                                              "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                              • kristin
                                                                GOO!
                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                • 9768

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by GrimShawn


                                                                Oh in time they are coming, no worries there. The time has to be proper though
                                                                Can you at least email them to me so I have some masturbating material tonight?!?
                                                                Vacares rules.

                                                                "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                                • kristin
                                                                  GOO!
                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 9768

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by GrimShawn



                                                                  Hmm, better conversions, and some Voodoo magik always combats the heebie geebies
                                                                  Voodoo magik=GS sending me traffic? Works well for me!
                                                                  Vacares rules.

                                                                  "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                                  • GrimShawn
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 8120

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by kristin


                                                                    Yes, I've noticed that we are always in the same spot, but just have never met...we'll change that come January
                                                                    We've actually met but it was in some drunken blah haha

                                                                    I saw you in Vegas come into a room grab a bottle of wine chug it and walk out, that shit was crazy!

                                                                    Jan will be a blast, I'll have Jager room part 2

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                                                                    • titmowse
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 5320

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by GrimShawn
                                                                      Tell me a good story, write me a poem, tell a good joke, break your life down, or just ICQ me it's listed below!
                                                                      http://www.zefrank.com/dtoy2/index.html
                                                                      I still love everybody

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                                                                      • GrimShawn
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 8120

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by kristin


                                                                        Can you at least email them to me so I have some masturbating material tonight?!?
                                                                        Nah i'm in them to, would not wanna turn ya off!

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                                                                        • GrimShawn
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 8120

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by kristin


                                                                          Voodoo magik=GS sending me traffic? Works well for me!
                                                                          Hey as long as you're happy glad to have helped

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                                                                          • partytime
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                            • 258

                                                                            #38


                                                                            do you like violence?

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                                                                            • WiredGuy
                                                                              Pounding Googlebot
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 34517

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Where's that pic of that dancing woman with that thing on her head... that'll entertain you!

                                                                              WG
                                                                              I play with Google.

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                                                                              • kristin
                                                                                GOO!
                                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                                • 9768

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by GrimShawn

                                                                                I saw you in Vegas come into a room grab a bottle of wine chug it and walk out, that shit was crazy!
                                                                                Are you sure this was me? I totally don't remember this...
                                                                                Vacares rules.

                                                                                "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                                                • GrimShawn
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 8120

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  ask and you shall get

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                                                                                  • kristin
                                                                                    GOO!
                                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                                    • 9768

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by GrimShawn


                                                                                    Hey as long as you're happy glad to have helped
                                                                                    Then start sending...
                                                                                    Vacares rules.

                                                                                    "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                                                    • GrimShawn
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 8120

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by kristin


                                                                                      Then start sending...

                                                                                      lol can't do it

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                                                                                      • kristin
                                                                                        GOO!
                                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                                        • 9768

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by GrimShawn



                                                                                        lol can't do it
                                                                                        Well then, your Voodoo Magik sucks!
                                                                                        Vacares rules.

                                                                                        "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                                                        • GrimShawn
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 8120

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by kristin


                                                                                          Well then, your Voodoo Magik sucks!
                                                                                          yeah and it refused to swallow

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                                                                                          • kristin
                                                                                            GOO!
                                                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                                                            • 9768

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by GrimShawn
                                                                                            ask and you shall get


                                                                                            That's awesome, I've never seen that before.
                                                                                            Vacares rules.

                                                                                            "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                                                            • kristin
                                                                                              GOO!
                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                              • 9768

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by GrimShawn


                                                                                              yeah and it refused to swallow
                                                                                              Don't you hate it when they don't swallow?
                                                                                              Vacares rules.

                                                                                              "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                                                              • GrimShawn
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                • 8120

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by kristin



                                                                                                That's awesome, I've never seen that before.
                                                                                                she's my entertainment.

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                                                                                                • kristin
                                                                                                  GOO!
                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                  • 9768

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by GrimShawn


                                                                                                  she's my entertainment.
                                                                                                  Some good entertainment, would be a lot funnier stoned though...
                                                                                                  Vacares rules.

                                                                                                  "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                                                                  • GrimShawn
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                    • 8120

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by kristin


                                                                                                    Don't you hate it when they don't swallow?
                                                                                                    Don't we all. But, hey i'm closing in on 9k and need to stop posting. get me on icq 139682480

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