Adult.com's NEW Volunteer Employee

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  • Eric
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2000
    • 8818

    #1

    Adult.com's NEW Volunteer Employee

    We couldn't turn him away. He decided that he no longer wanted to make money but just wanted to spend time helping us out for free. So we couldn't say NO!



    He is such a diligent worker too!
    No One
  • dunefield
    www.barely18movies.com
    • Feb 2003
    • 10920

    #2
    can i volunteer too?

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    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
      best designer on GFY
      • Mar 2003
      • 30307

      #3
      He don't look happy...

      I think the office needs some interior decortating or somthing it reminds of corporate hell.

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      • Loryn
        Super Connector
        • Jul 2003
        • 12853

        #4
        Welcome aboard Aaron!!!
        ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




        RIP TD

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        • NaughtyJenn
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2003
          • 7355

          #5
          loryn u need to spice up his office space! lol

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          • Manowar
            jellyfish  
            • Dec 2003
            • 71528

            #6
            Originally posted by AlienQ
            I think the office needs some interior decortating or somthing it reminds of corporate hell.
            Office Space

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            • Eric
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2000
              • 8818

              #7
              Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
              loryn u need to spice up his office space! lol
              Well he was a little worried at first but then he found that Volunteering has it's perks!

              No One

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              • CrazyNakedChick
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 1902

                #8
                awww, what a sweetheart.

                no shit, give the man a plant or nudie calendar for God's sake.

                edit: nm, Loryn is all the perking up any desk could need.
                Last edited by CrazyNakedChick; 06-17-2004, 12:21 PM.
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                • Loryn
                  Super Connector
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 12853

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
                  loryn u need to spice up his office space! lol
                  Actually I just cleaned out the space the other day. It's an empty desk with a computer on it.
                  ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




                  RIP TD

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                  • Eric
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2000
                    • 8818

                    #10
                    Loryn needed a new work space anyways. She has been asking for a change of scenery for months!
                    No One

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                    • NaughtyJenn
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 7355

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                      Well he was a little worried at first but then he found that Volunteering has it's perks!

                      LOL dare i ask if tofu is under your desk?

                      if so.. RUN TOFU RUN!

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                      • Big Ray
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 464

                        #12
                        poor barry

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                        • CDSmith
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2001
                          • 51460

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                          It's an empty desk with a computer on it.
                          You just described my dream job.
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                          • StuartD
                            Sofa King Band
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 29903

                            #14
                            Eric, you gotta walk over and go...

                            "yeah hi... how's it goin? Great, look... I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Saturday.... around... 9.... that would be great... oh, and you might as well go ahead and come in on Sunday as well... ok? great... thanx"
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                            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                              best designer on GFY
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 30307

                              #15
                              OWNED?

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                              • Loryn
                                Super Connector
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 12853

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Big Ray
                                poor barry
                                I take it you've seen that lap before??
                                ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




                                RIP TD

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                                • jaYMan
                                  peace&profit,
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 4885

                                  #17
                                  Well I'm telling him no more secrets then ;)
                                  peace&profit,
                                  jaYMan

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                                  • Eric
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2000
                                    • 8818

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                    Eric, you gotta walk over and go...

                                    "yeah hi... how's it goin? Great, look... I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Saturday.... around... 9.... that would be great... oh, and you might as well go ahead and come in on Sunday as well... ok? great... thanx"
                                    Are you kidding I already took his stapler!
                                    No One

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                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                      best designer on GFY
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 30307

                                      #19
                                      Grats Arron nice job there, Sacramento facility or is it some other place?

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                                      • Eric
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2000
                                        • 8818

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                        I take it you've seen that lap before??
                                        Loryn is trying to give LAP TOP a whole new meaning!
                                        No One

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                                        • NaughtyJenn
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 7355

                                          #21
                                          oh god.. tofu run hun... push the chair out and get out from under the desk...

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                                          • Tala
                                            Fucked if I know
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 23368

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                                            You just described my dream job.
                                            Indeed.

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                                            • Sly_RJ
                                              Live Hard - Die Hard
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 17042

                                              #23
                                              Those are job perks? Have any open slots for volunteer positions? I'll move up to Sac ASAP!
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                                              • Loryn
                                                Super Connector
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 12853

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
                                                awww, what a sweetheart.

                                                no shit, give the man a plant or nudie calendar for God's sake.

                                                edit: nm, Loryn is all the perking up any desk could need.
                                                AW thank you girl!!!
                                                ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




                                                RIP TD

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                                                • StuartD
                                                  Sofa King Band
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 29903

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                                  Are you kidding I already took his stapler!


                                                  Next step is to move his desk down to the basement!
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                                                  • Sly_RJ
                                                    Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 17042

                                                    #26
                                                    I'm shooting for Volunteer Employee of the Month. I hear Eric gives lap dances in the GFY thong. Oh God I'm getting moist just thinking about it!
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                                                    • SmokeyTheBear
                                                      ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 28609

                                                      #27
                                                      Does this mean some work might get done ??
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                                                      • nofx
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 16826

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MaskedMan


                                                        Next step is to move his desk down to the basement!

                                                        watch out, he might burn down the building

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                                                        • Tam
                                                          Rude Bitch
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 8533

                                                          #29
                                                          rotfl

                                                          Well why did ya put him in the corner? NO ONE puts baby in the corner......... (anyone see dirty dancing?). LOL

                                                          Give the guy a nice set of tits or something to look at and he'll be loyal for life..... even for free..... LMAO
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                                                          • SmokeyTheBear
                                                            ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 28609

                                                            #30
                                                            If he will be working i have some work for him to do on gfy.. 2 maybe 3 days of work.. I built some software to help him.
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                                                            • BradM
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 3397

                                                              #31
                                                              Damn. I hear you have to be UBER l33t to even volunteer to work there.

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                                                              • Poppy
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                • 6254

                                                                #32
                                                                Looks like I need to take a trip.
                                                                Last edited by Big Ray; 06-17-2004, 02:21 PM.
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                                                                • Sunny Leone
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 1616

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                                                  We couldn't turn him away. He decided that he no longer wanted to make money but just wanted to spend time helping us out for free. So we couldn't say NO!



                                                                  He is such a diligent worker too!
                                                                  WOW!! I wonder if he would do some volunteer work for me?? haha....go aaron go!!!!

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                                                                  • Sunny Leone
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 1616

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                                                    I'm shooting for Volunteer Employee of the Month. I hear Eric gives lap dances in the GFY thong. Oh God I'm getting moist just thinking about it!
                                                                    I think we should make him do it. haha

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                                                                    • Fukeneh
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 1245

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by nofx

                                                                      watch out, he might burn down the building
                                                                      if he does.... i know someone to pull the fire alarm.

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                                                                      • MaDalton
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                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                        • 39861

                                                                        #36
                                                                        is surfing porn allowed as a volunteer?
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                                                                        • Eric
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2000
                                                                          • 8818

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Sunny Leone
                                                                          I think we should make him do it. haha

                                                                          Sunny Leone
                                                                          I think it would make people much happier to see you do it.
                                                                          No One

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                                                                          • Sly_RJ
                                                                            Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 17042

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                                                            I think it would make people much happier to see you do it.
                                                                            Better idea... how about you BOTH do it.
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                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 46923

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Sunny Leone
                                                                              WOW!! I wonder if he would do some volunteer work for me?? haha....go aaron go!!!!

                                                                              Sunny Leone
                                                                              In a fucking heartbeat!

                                                                              I'm a bit upset. I know there is no money left in adult so I took this position solely because Lensman told me that Eric would toss my salad at least twice a day. So far....No action from Eric.

                                                                              Oh...and all of the Adult.com freebies that you all bitch about not getting.....I just stole them all and packed them in my car.

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                                                                              • M_M
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                • 1167

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                                                                We couldn't turn him away. He decided that he no longer wanted to make money but just wanted to spend time helping us out for free. So we couldn't say NO!



                                                                                He is such a diligent worker too!
                                                                                he likes his stapler too

                                                                                ;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)

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                                                                                • BradM
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 3397

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by M_M
                                                                                  he likes his stapler too

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                                                                                  • AdultNex
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                    • 8985

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by BradM
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                                                                                    • Phoenix
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                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 35475

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      hahaha that is so office space...lol
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