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  • alexg
    IL4L.com
    • Aug 2003
    • 11287

    #1

    HAHA, I'm gonna get laid!!

    Look what I got by e-mail today:

    I saw your profile online and thought we should meet
    I am a 21 year old college student trying to find friends
    to chat with. Hit me up anytime I am always online chatting here.
    http://fried.duckconfit.com/m/l?2t9-9wnm-1-4r5f-329w


    Melissa




    strage thing is I didn't even leave my profile anywhere online! She probably made a mistake, but I'm gonna fuck her anyways!!


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  • xenigo
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 8067

    #2
    HAHA, it's spam you loser.

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    • Dirty F
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 59204

      #3
      Welcome to the intraweb. I got my first message like that about 8 years ago

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      • GigaChris
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 1383

        #4
        I get 10 of those a day
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        • alexg
          IL4L.com
          • Aug 2003
          • 11287

          #5
          Originally posted by xenigo
          HAHA, it's spam you loser.
          NO IT'S NOT

          I'm gonna get laid and you're just jealous

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          • Manowar
            jellyfish  
            • Dec 2003
            • 71528

            #6
            i think he left out the [sarcasm] tags

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            • xenigo
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 8067

              #7
              I think that link completely fucked up my computer. What the hell did you post that link for dude??

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              • DarkJedi
                No Refunds Issued.
                • Feb 2001
                • 28301

                #8
                I think he was being sarcastic.

                If not, he should leave internet and never come back.

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                • alexg
                  IL4L.com
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 11287

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Manowar
                  i think he left out the [sarcasm] tags
                  apparently most gfyers still need them

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                  • beemk
                    CLICK HERE
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 20829

                    #10
                    im just a sexy girl
                    I host with Vacares

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                    • axelcat
                      Adult Locals
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 25450

                      #11

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                      • iwantchixx
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 12860

                        #12
                        Originally posted by alexg
                        NO IT'S NOT

                        I'm gonna get laid and you're just jealous

                        Everytime you say you are going to get laid I see your purple (suposed to be green) dinosaure in your sig from the corner of my eye and It makes me crack up. It's like he's excited for you

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                        • alexg
                          IL4L.com
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 11287

                          #13
                          Originally posted by beemk
                          im just a sexy girl
                          lol
                          this line always makes me laugh

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                          • davethetruth
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2806

                            #14
                            And my dick is gonna grow 2 inches, lol.

                            Good one!

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                            • alexg
                              IL4L.com
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 11287

                              #15
                              Originally posted by iwantchixx
                              Everytime you say you are going to get laid I see your purple (suposed to be green) dinosaure in your sig from the corner of my eye and It makes me crack up. It's like he's excited for you
                              he is!

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                              • alexg
                                IL4L.com
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 11287

                                #16
                                Originally posted by davethetruth
                                And my dick is gonna grow 2 inches, lol.

                                Good one!

                                HAHA
                                my email said mine is gonna grow 4!

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                                • DarkJedi
                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 28301

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by alexg
                                  lol
                                  this line always makes me laugh
                                  i bet you dont know how it has oroginated

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                                  • alexg
                                    IL4L.com
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 11287

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                    i bet you dont know how it has oroginated
                                    you got me

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                                    • Jace
                                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 35562

                                      #19
                                      i love you all

                                      you all thought this was a serious post

                                      he was being sarastic you morons

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                                      • SABAI
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 2880

                                        #20
                                        no , whatevever spam technique you are trying , we won't gonna sign under your refcode for fastsize .


                                        god, can someone ban this asshole?

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                                        • serious
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 2594

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                          i love you all

                                          you all thought this was a serious post

                                          he was being sarastic you morons
                                          don't worry, sarcastic posts fly by 70% of gfyer's

                                          you see it all the time.
                                          new search

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                                          • alexg
                                            IL4L.com
                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 11287

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SABAI
                                            no , whatevever spam technique you are trying , we won't gonna sign under your refcode for fastsize .


                                            god, can someone ban this asshole?
                                            who stole your lunch money today?

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                                            • Jill_J
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 3599

                                              #23
                                              private spam?

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                                              • s9ann0
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2001
                                                • 4873

                                                #24
                                                thats cool but I keep winning the lorttery and today some dude in Nigeria wants to send me 50million $!

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                                                • FlyingIguana
                                                  aspiring banker
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 10870

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by alexg
                                                  Look what I got by e-mail today:

                                                  I saw your profile online and thought we should meet
                                                  I am a 21 year old college student trying to find friends
                                                  to chat with. Hit me up anytime I am always online chatting here.
                                                  http://fried.duckconfit.com/m/l?2t9-9wnm-1-4r5f-329w


                                                  Melissa




                                                  strage thing is I didn't even leave my profile anywhere online! She probably made a mistake, but I'm gonna fuck her anyways!!

                                                  i fucked her last week, she bites

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                                                  • alexg
                                                    IL4L.com
                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                    • 11287

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by spanno
                                                    thats cool but I keep winning the lorttery and today some dude in Nigeria wants to send me 50million $!
                                                    fuck, them nigerians are rich!

                                                    some guy wanted to send me $70mil...but I had to transfer 2 mil to him first...

                                                    what an idiot!
                                                    I still win 68 mil

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                                                    • bringer
                                                      i have man boobies
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 13082

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by alexg
                                                      NO IT'S NOT

                                                      I'm gonna get laid and you're just jealous
                                                      i heard melissa was a tranny
                                                      333-765-551

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                                                      • alexg
                                                        IL4L.com
                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                        • 11287

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by bringer
                                                        i heard melissa was a tranny
                                                        not my Melissa!

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                                                        • gazool
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 779

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by alexg
                                                          NO IT'S NOT

                                                          I'm gonna get laid and you're just jealous
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                                                          • 995Pays_Webmaster
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 63

                                                            #30
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                                                            • bringer
                                                              i have man boobies
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 13082

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by alexg
                                                              not my Melissa!
                                                              her name used to be carlos
                                                              333-765-551

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                                                              • reynold
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 51271

                                                                #32
                                                                If this is true, will you get that on vid?

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