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  • Tala
    Fucked if I know
    • Dec 2002
    • 23368

    #1

    From the "Truly Tasteless Files" (Warning)

    Eight Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active

    8. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
    7. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
    6. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."
    5. Granny found cuffed to her walker.
    4. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
    3. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
    2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
    1. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."

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  • I Am The Eggman
    Registered User
    • Nov 2003
    • 83

    #2
    Sig Spot

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    • ldinternet
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2001
      • 8245

      #3
      Originally posted by Tala
      5. Granny found cuffed to her walker.
      ahaha, excellent.

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      • Tala
        Fucked if I know
        • Dec 2002
        • 23368

        #4
        Originally posted by I Am The Eggman
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        Sorry, sweetie, but I don't get paid to push my sig. NEXT!

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        • NetRodent
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2002
          • 3985

          #5
          That's not tasteless. If you want tasteless, read the entire Anal Fissure Bob story.
          "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
          --H.L. Mencken

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          • I Am The Eggman
            Registered User
            • Nov 2003
            • 83

            #6
            Originally posted by Tala
            Sorry, sweetie, but I don't get paid to push my sig. NEXT!
            stupid tard, thats for my sig spot

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            • Tala
              Fucked if I know
              • Dec 2002
              • 23368

              #7
              I also have a list of 31 tips for submissives that isn't tasteless, but is really cute.

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              • Tala
                Fucked if I know
                • Dec 2002
                • 23368

                #8
                Originally posted by I Am The Eggman


                stupid tard, thats for my sig spot
                *pins a tail on your sig spot*

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