If you like getting head, make sure you always do THIS

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  • Undutchable
    Registered User
    • Jun 2002
    • 2217

    #1

    If you like getting head, make sure you always do THIS

    It might sound stupid but always wash your dick with water after you're done pissing. When you're always tasting fresh, your girl will know and suck you more than you can imagine and at the weirdest times.. She'll actually enjoy doing it without wanting anything in return
  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860

    #2
    Just be sure not to spill any water on your pants, it gives a very wrong impression
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    • $5 submissions
      I help you SUCCEED
      • Nov 2003
      • 32189

      #3
      Originally posted by Undutchable
      It might sound stupid but always wash your dick with water after you're done pissing. When you're always tasting fresh, your girl will know and suck you more than you can imagine and at the weirdest times.. She'll actually enjoy doing it without wanting anything in return
      Hmmm to take this to its logical extreme... modify your diet by eating more sweet fruit. According to two of my ex-gf's this makes semen taste better.

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      • Fu-Q
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 1546

        #4
        Originally posted by punkworld
        Just be sure not to spill any water on your pants, it gives a very wrong impression
        lol, true
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        • ThunderBalls
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2002
          • 2926

          #5
          Or try a little cologne on the balls.

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          • $5 submissions
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            • Nov 2003
            • 32189

            #6
            Originally posted by ThunderBalls
            Or try a little cologne on the balls.
            Just don't use the heavy alcohol based ones.... might sting.

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            • hyatla
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 1720

              #7
              Or put on some peanut butter?
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              • Hindsight
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2003
                • 815

                #8
                Why not just make sure the bitch does it good and if she doesn't tell her what to do..

                Really, my blowjobs go like this:

                Wank... suck... now wank... now suck.. lick my my balls... wank... spit on it... suck.. wank..


                er.. i think u get the idea. And fuck washing it, keep the little guy tasty. It's much more horney when u know their sucking a dirty dick..

                Shit.. rub it in her face.. does that smell bad? Yeah..? Lick it.


                hehehe.. straight up man, that's my 'love making'

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                • arial
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 4012

                  #9
                  Why not rub hot sauce all over it before hand?

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                  • Loryn
                    Super Connector
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 12853

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Undutchable
                    It might sound stupid but always wash your dick with water after you're done pissing. When you're always tasting fresh, your girl will know and suck you more than you can imagine and at the weirdest times.. She'll actually enjoy doing it without wanting anything in return
                    Pineapple juice helps the white stuff taste sweeter!!
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                    • imJason
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 1215

                      #11
                      I always wash my dick after pissing before bed or if my woman is around,

                      1, it feals good,
                      2, its considerate,


                      3, gets you more head,
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                      • fuzebox
                        making it rain
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 22367

                        #12
                        Originally posted by $5 submissions


                        Hmmm to take this to its logical extreme... modify your diet by eating more sweet fruit. According to two of my ex-gf's this makes semen taste better.
                        I hear mangos are the most effective.

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                        • Juggernaut
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 753

                          #13
                          Always shower after you go to the bathroom unless you're on the run, use chocolate soap if she's around. I shower at least twice a day, best feeling.

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                          • HS-Trixxxia
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 2946

                            #14
                            Please..........whatever you do, don't put any cologne anywhere near the area......if you aren't totally shaved......it makes a horrible combination.

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                            • mrthumbs
                              salad tossing sig guy
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 11702

                              #15
                              Originally posted by imJason
                              I always wash my dick after pissing before bed or if my woman is around,

                              1, it feals good,
                              2, its considerate,


                              3, gets you more head,
                              yeah, but thats because your Jason.

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                              • CDSmith
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • May 2001
                                • 51460

                                #16
                                Use the Smirnoff technique. Wipe the end of your dick with 100 proof vodka after pissing. Vodka is tasteless and odorless, and oh so enjoyable, da!
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                                • slavdogg
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 3570

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Trixxxia
                                  Please..........whatever you do, don't put any cologne anywhere near the area......if you aren't totally shaved......it makes a horrible combination.

                                  yes it'll feel like your balls are on fire
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                                  • nofx
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 16826

                                    #18
                                    its even better when you piss in their mouth when your getting a bj, its FUNNY!!

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978

                                      #19
                                      Wow such consideration...Frankly I thought it was a treat to have my stinky crotch lapped on like a dog

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                                      • TheLegacy
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                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 18216

                                        #20
                                        save time.. just dip your dick on scope


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                                        • gornyhuy
                                          Chafed.
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 18041

                                          #21
                                          I would wash my dick after I piss, but I don't think she really cares:


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