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11-14-2003, 01:55 PM

My friend had a party in his house... and there were some girls there...
So we got drunk and there was this fat chick that got me in a room and wanted to fuck me..
anyway I was so drunk I didn't relize what the fuck am I doing..
untill I smelled her stinking fat pussy and was like "wtf amI doing here"
and got the fuck out asap
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11-14-2003, 01:55 PM

LIAR! you finished the job, dont lie.
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11-14-2003, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by Why
LIAR! you finished the job, dont lie.

Actually I forgot 1 thing...
She didn't want to blow me and than I left...
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11-14-2003, 01:56 PM

never happened to me but I heard this guy was going down on a bitch and she farted, he threw up on her belly. she was so embarassed she ran away.....

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11-14-2003, 01:56 PM

lol...............

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11-14-2003, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by Why
LIAR! you finished the job, dont lie.

HAHAHA

Poor guy!!!
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11-14-2003, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by Tease
never happened to be but I heard this guy was going down on a bitch and she farted, he threw up on her belly. she was so embarassed she ran away.....

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11-14-2003, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by Tease
never happened to be but I heard this guy was going down on a bitch and she farted, he threw up on her belly. she was so embarassed she ran away.....
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11-14-2003, 01:58 PM

u should sue her for rape
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11-14-2003, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
u should sue her for rape

I dont even know her first name....wtf are you talking about?
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11-14-2003, 02:03 PM

i was with a chick who started stinkin real bad while in doggy style. I usually keep going and ignore the smell, but I was starting to get nausious and pulled out. Looked a bit closer and found that she had....um....hershey squirt. She realized it, and left to the restroom. I started to leave, but it began to rain and I was on my mororcycle...I ended up stating the night anyway.

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11-14-2003, 02:03 PM

beer + fat chix = drama

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11-14-2003, 02:03 PM

beer + fat chix = sex

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11-14-2003, 02:03 PM

Let's not even get started on the drawbacks of butt ramming a girl who isn't properly prepared now.

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11-14-2003, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by skillfull
beer + fat chix = drama

beer? lol
more like vodka + liquor
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11-14-2003, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by clubsexy
Let's not even get started on the drawbacks of butt ramming a girl who isn't properly prepared now.

you know you want to tell us
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11-14-2003, 02:06 PM

A girl I dated for a couple weeks years ago named Tina Cherry (and yes she was a dancer LOL).

She had the tightest pussy I've ever felt on a girl and no matter how hard I tried and no matter what position, for the life of me I couldn't fit it in her. Most crazy thing I've ever experienced in bed.

On the first night I was doing it with her, after a while I got so frustrated I went and grabbed a flashlight to see what the problem was and she was like "what in the fuck are you doing shining a flashlight between my legs?"

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11-14-2003, 02:08 PM

One of the blowjobs I got back in highschool ended up with bloody results.. That count?

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11-14-2003, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by KRL
A girl I dated for a couple weeks years ago named Tina Cherry (and yes she was a dancer LOL).

She had the tightest pussy I've ever felt on a girl and no matter how hard I tried and no matter what position, for the life of me I couldn't fit it in her. Most crazy thing I've ever experienced in bed.

On the first night I was doing it with her, after a while I got so frustrated I went and grabbed a flashlight to see what the problem was and she was like "what in the fuck are you doing shining a flashlight between my legs?"

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11-14-2003, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by KRL
A girl I dated for a couple weeks years ago named Tina Cherry (and yes she was a dancer LOL).

She had the tightest pussy I've ever felt on a girl and no matter how hard I tried and no matter what position, for the life of me I couldn't fit it in her. Most crazy thing I've ever experienced in bed.

On the first night I was doing it with her, after a while I got so frustrated I went and grabbed a flashlight to see what the problem was and she was like "what in the fuck are you doing shining a flashlight between my legs?"

haha bro, that must've been funny :D

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11-14-2003, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Tease
never happened to me but I heard this guy was going down on a bitch and she farted, he threw up on her belly. she was so embarassed she ran away.....

she prolly killed herself...

anyway, you may recall my response to this thread
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that was not only my worst, but maybe my best as well, the bitch was FINE!
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11-14-2003, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

Actually I forgot 1 thing...
She didn't want to blow me and than I left...

No blow, no show.

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11-14-2003, 02:17 PM

heh, just had a thought... you SAY you left, but she isn't at your house sleeping in your bed, while your posting this, is she?

C'mon, you can tell us, I promise we won't laugh...
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11-14-2003, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Murderous
heh, just had a thought... you SAY you left, but she isn't at your house sleeping in your bed, while your posting this, is she?

C'mon, you can tell us, I promise we won't laugh...

hehe

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11-14-2003, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by Murderous
heh, just had a thought... you SAY you left, but she isn't at your house sleeping in your bed, while your posting this, is she?

C'mon, you can tell us, I promise we won't laugh...

God no!
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11-14-2003, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by KRL

On the first night I was doing it with her, after a while I got so frustrated I went and grabbed a flashlight to see what the problem was and she was like "what in the fuck are you doing shining a flashlight between my legs?"

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11-14-2003, 02:33 PM

Beware of smelly pussy ...... No good can come from it.
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11-14-2003, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by EZRhino
Beware of smelly pussy ...... No good can come from it.

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11-14-2003, 02:41 PM

just a note... whenever someone is lying, they start the story off with:
a friend of mine...
I had a friend who...
my friend...
etc.

thought I'd remind you all.
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11-14-2003, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by skillfull
beer + fat chix = drama

erm........ It = a lifetime of your friends making fun of ya!
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11-14-2003, 02:45 PM

This is an old story. . .moving on.

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11-14-2003, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

you know you want to tell us

Alright, alright..... this was pretty bad.... twice this happened while filming....

One time, I was doing a POV type anal scene and let's just say I got to see more then I wanted to see on camera.... not too bad, but still, shit is shit....

One other time, filming this girl with anal beads.... she took the whole like 7 inches of beads up her ass, the rubber ones, not the string ones and asked me to hold the end bead still sticking out.... she lunged forward and let's just say the beads weren't alone on the way out... again, not too bad really, just surprised when "SHIT HAPPENS"

There I said it...

And anyone who says I am lying by the way I told the story... read closer... they are both on film...

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11-14-2003, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by clubsexy

Alright, alright..... this was pretty bad.... twice this happened while filming....

One time, I was doing a POV type anal scene and let's just say I got to see more then I wanted to see on camera.... not too bad, but still, shit is shit....

One other time, filming this girl with anal beads.... she took the whole like 7 inches of beads up her ass, the rubber ones, not the string ones and asked me to hold the end bead still sticking out.... she lunged forward and let's just say the beads weren't alone on the way out... again, not too bad really, just surprised when "SHIT HAPPENS"

There I said it...

Lesson to learn: Have them to enemas before big anal scenes :P

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11-14-2003, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by clubsexy

Alright, alright..... this was pretty bad.... twice this happened while filming....

One time, I was doing a POV type anal scene and let's just say I got to see more then I wanted to see on camera.... not too bad, but still, shit is shit....

One other time, filming this girl with anal beads.... she took the whole like 7 inches of beads up her ass, the rubber ones, not the string ones and asked me to hold the end bead still sticking out.... she lunged forward and let's just say the beads weren't alone on the way out... again, not too bad really, just surprised when "SHIT HAPPENS"

There I said it...

And anyone who says I am lying by the way I told the story... read closer... they are both on film...

I've always wondered, how do you prepare a girl for anal? Last thing you wanna do is fucking her with shit sticking to your dick the whole time
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11-14-2003, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Lesson to learn: Have them to enemas before big anal scenes :P

Now where would the fun be in that???
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11-14-2003, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by Undutchable

I've always wondered, how do you prepare a girl for anal? Last thing you wanna do is fucking her with shit sticking to your dick the whole time

There are up sides to anal, like when she gives you head after you blow your load... no enemas for that one, WHOA!
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11-14-2003, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by clubsexy

Alright, alright..... this was pretty bad.... twice this happened while filming....

One time, I was doing a POV type anal scene and let's just say I got to see more then I wanted to see on camera.... not too bad, but still, shit is shit....

One other time, filming this girl with anal beads.... she took the whole like 7 inches of beads up her ass, the rubber ones, not the string ones and asked me to hold the end bead still sticking out.... she lunged forward and let's just say the beads weren't alone on the way out... again, not too bad really, just surprised when "SHIT HAPPENS"

There I said it...

And anyone who says I am lying by the way I told the story... read closer... they are both on film...

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