Never EVER leave your phone on auto answer....

**TDF** · 11-13-2003, 06:04 PM

**Sly_RJ** · 11-13-2003, 06:04 PM

Ahaha!

**Spunky** · 11-13-2003, 06:06 PM

Slut!

**EscortBiz** · 11-13-2003, 06:06 PM

i called ya too lol selling the audio to a phone sex company as we speak

**buddyjuf** · 11-13-2003, 06:06 PM

omfg that is AMAZING!

**Dawgy** · 11-13-2003, 06:06 PM

they make blowup dolls that scream & moan now?

**Ice** · 11-13-2003, 06:07 PM

Classic

**Sosa** · 11-13-2003, 06:07 PM

haha funny shit

**StuartD** · 11-13-2003, 06:08 PM

I call Bullshit on this one, but definitely a very good story

**quiet** · 11-13-2003, 06:08 PM

**AaronM** · 11-13-2003, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by MaskedMan
I call Bullshit on this one, but definitely a very good story

You call bullshit on a sex story from a guy who has shitloads of video cameras?

Wise move. Yes, I can back up my story. No, I won't post it here.

**buddyjuf** · 11-13-2003, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

You call bullshit on a sex story from a guy who has shitloads of video cameras?

Wise move. Yes, I can back up my story. No, I won't post it here.

pretty please?

**StuartD** · 11-13-2003, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

You call bullshit on a sex story from a guy who has shitloads of video cameras?

Wise move. Yes, I can back up my story. No, I won't post it here.

I won't believe you until I see video footage.

**AaronM** · 11-13-2003, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by bdjuf

pretty please?

My video editing machine is busy encoding at the moment. Maybe I will post a censored screen cap later.

On sencond thought....Fuck you. WTF do I need to prove anything for? You just wanted to see my hairy fat ass in motion.

**AaronM** · 11-13-2003, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by MaskedMan

I won't believe you until I see video footage.

Drive down for a couple of days and I will put you in a threesome with Toni and another girl and you can see it then as well as get a copy of your own fun tape.

I am serious.

**SetTheWorldonFire** · 11-13-2003, 06:17 PM

nice!

**StuartD** · 11-13-2003, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Drive down for a couple of days and I will put you in a threesome with Toni and another girl and you can see it then as well as get a copy of your own fun tape.

I am serious.

who'd be the 3rd person.... cause if it's you..... ah hell, I'd still do it.

Is this an open ended offer or do I need to be there by midnight?

**CDSmith** · 11-13-2003, 06:19 PM

I'm telling you, cell phones are evil personified. Don't throw it away.... burn it.

**AaronM** · 11-13-2003, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by MaskedMan

who'd be the 3rd person.... cause if it's you..... ah hell, I'd still do it.

Is this an open ended offer or do I need to be there by midnight?

Not by midnight but it is a limited time offer. The other person would be a girl. I have a few lined up but one of my stunt cocks hurt my new girl yesterday.

Seems she is not used to a cock that big with a metal stud through it.

Go figure.

You can kinda see part of the stud by her lower lip.

**XxXotic** · 11-13-2003, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Drive down for a couple of days and I will put you in a threesome with Toni and another girl and you can see it then as well as get a copy of your own fun tape.

I am serious.

his shrimp eatin pussy whipped ass won't show

**GTS Mark** · 11-13-2003, 06:29 PM

Hehe I bet your girlfriend can't wait to meet you grandmother

DH

**StuartD** · 11-13-2003, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by XxXotic
his shrimp eatin pussy whipped ass won't show

Don't make me pay you a visit too there buddy

Hmm... did I ever mention that having a GF sucks sometimes? Under normal circumstances, I'd be there faster than what the speed limit allows... but unfortunately, I'm one of those lame ass loyal to his girl types.

Let me run it by her and see what she says. Hell, she may even want to join in.

**AaronM** · 11-13-2003, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Hehe I bet your girlfriend can't wait to meet you grandmother

DH

Girlfriend? WTF are you thinking?

**AaronM** · 11-13-2003, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by MaskedMan

Don't make me pay you a visit too there buddy

Hmm... did I ever mention that having a GF sucks sometimes? Under normal circumstances, I'd be there faster than what the speed limit allows... but unfortunately, I'm one of those lame ass loyal to his girl types.

Let me run it by her and see what she says. Hell, she may even want to join in.

Works for me.

**GTS Mark** · 11-13-2003, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Girlfriend? WTF are you thinking?

Errr sorry I mean slut?

DH

**Tala** · 11-13-2003, 06:34 PM

Couldn't really tel in the picture, though, but I thought that was a labret, and not through his cock.

Niiiiiiiice.

**Juicy D. Links** · 11-13-2003, 06:34 PM

I havent had sex in 6 years

**AaronM** · 11-13-2003, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

Errr sorry I mean slut?

DH

Thank you for the correction.

Of course...That word makes me think of somebody you know too.

**C_U_Next_Tuesday** · 11-13-2003, 06:40 PM

I guess this is better than you calling your grandma and her cell phone auto answers and you hear her having sex

**StuartD** · 11-13-2003, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I guess this is better than you calling your grandma and her cell phone auto answers and you hear her having sex

AMEN!!

**Tala** · 11-13-2003, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I guess this is better than you calling your grandma and her cell phone auto answers and you hear her having sex

**Tala** · 11-13-2003, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I guess this is better than you calling your grandma and her cell phone auto answers and you hear her having sex

**AaronM** · 11-13-2003, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I guess this is better than you calling your grandma and her cell phone auto answers and you hear her having sex

That might actuall be a good thing. Maybe should would be less of a bitch then.

**Basic_man** · 11-13-2003, 06:59 PM

Hahahahahaha! One of the best story I've heard! hahaha! nice one!!

**C_U_Next_Tuesday** · 11-13-2003, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

That might actuall be a good thing. Maybe should would be less of a bitch then.

need to hook grandma up then

**KRL** · 11-13-2003, 07:31 PM

I was at my attorneys office. Had my cell phone in my pocket. We starting talking about my ex-wife and telling him my divorce stories. Loads of funny stuff about some of the duds my ex dated after we separated and some dirt gossip about her.

Well what I didn't know, when I sat back in the chair I must have pushed the re-dial button on the cell and my ex-wife was the last person I had called.

Needless to say she heard the whole conversation and I was totally fucking OWNED.

**XxXotic** · 11-13-2003, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by MaskedMan

Don't make me pay you a visit too there buddy

Hmm... did I ever mention that having a GF sucks sometimes? Under normal circumstances, I'd be there faster than what the speed limit allows... but unfortunately, I'm one of those lame ass loyal to his girl types.

Let me run it by her and see what she says. Hell, she may even want to join in.

**brand0n** · 11-13-2003, 07:33 PM

you know its going to be hard to look ole grans in the face at the next get together

think shes gonna tell anyone else in the fam? and if so, how do you explain it?

**baddog** · 11-13-2003, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I guess this is better than you calling your grandma and her cell phone auto answers and you hear her having sex

I hate it when that happens

Never EVER leave your phone on auto answer....

Never EVER leave your phone on auto answer....

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