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  • PersianKitty
    Meow Media Inc.
    • Jul 2001
    • 7785

    #1

    I agree...Life is weird.. Update on my sex life..

    Oh wait.. I don't have a sex life.
  • Digipimp
    BP4L OT DL
    • Mar 2003
    • 13481

    #2
    I'd do you, and I'm picky.



    Alright so I guess I didn't mean that, but hell I'm bored and got nothing.

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    • klik
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2001
      • 5092

      #3
      i'm sure there's a few people here who can help you with that.

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      • Reak
        So Fucking Banned
        • Mar 2003
        • 17920

        #4
        i can help you with this


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        • PersianKitty
          Meow Media Inc.
          • Jul 2001
          • 7785

          #5
          Originally posted by Mystery Man


          http://www.dildo.com/
          thank me later
          Ta heck with that.. I have a sybian.. but.. it's not the same believe me.

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          • xanx
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            • Apr 2002
            • 3711

            #6
            i still have never seen your pic

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            • JSA Matt
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2003
              • 5464

              #7
              Originally posted by PersianKitty


              Ta heck with that.. I have a sybian.. but.. it's not the same believe me.
              better?

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              • Brad-Wishing
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                • Oct 2003
                • 2415

                #8
                HOLY SHIT. You know damn well you're doing something right when PK clones your threads.

                I'm not worthy!
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                • X37375787

                  #9
                  use your paw !

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                  • Reak
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 17920

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mystery Man


                    http://www.dildo.com/
                    thank me later
                    this will help

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                    • X37375787

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
                      HOLY SHIT. You know damn well you're doing something right when PK clones your threads.

                      I'm not worthy!

                      ya know, I think she, too, is human and breathes air like we all do. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a second, did I say human?

                      moew

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                      • PersianKitty
                        Meow Media Inc.
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 7785

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
                        HOLY SHIT. You know damn well you're doing something right when PK clones your threads.

                        I'm not worthy!
                        Sorry Brad.. I couldn't resist.. when I saw the title of yours my reaction was "at least he has one".

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                        • Brad-Wishing
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Equinox



                          ya know, I think she, too, is human and breathes air like we all do. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a second, did I say human?

                          moew
                          I think I'm tired and it's time for bed... is what I think.
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                          • PersianKitty
                            Meow Media Inc.
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 7785

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JSA Matt


                            better?
                            The purrrsonal touch is better.

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                            • Brad-Wishing
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                              • Oct 2003
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by PersianKitty


                              Sorry Brad.. I couldn't resist.. when I saw the title of yours my reaction was "at least he has one".
                              No no, not at all. I am flattered.
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                              • HS-Trixxxia
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                                • Mar 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                Sorry Brad.. I couldn't resist.. when I saw the title of yours my reaction was "at least he has one".
                                hehehehe

                                *Edit* What's even funnier is that I just searched Sybian (cuz I had no clue - Thank God I'm in the porn business :-) ) Sounds like it would be kinda noisy.
                                Last edited by HS-Trixxxia; 11-12-2003, 10:34 PM.

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                                • silver
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                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 1078

                                  #17
                                  Kitty arent you married ?
                                  yay

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                                  • PersianKitty
                                    Meow Media Inc.
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 7785

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by silver
                                    Kitty arent you married ?
                                    Divorced and done paying for it thankgoodness.

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                                    • GeXus
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                                      • May 2003
                                      • 3320

                                      #19
                                      Hey PK your not alone... about 95% of the people on this board spend all there time behind the computer and have no sex life either.. Or...... is it because 95% of the people on this board weigh 400+ lbs.. hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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                                      • Jimbo
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                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 3989

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                        Oh wait.. I don't have a sex life.
                                        don't you jerk off?
                                        free sex videos

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                                        • PersianKitty
                                          Meow Media Inc.
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 7785

                                          #21
                                          Actually for me I guess it may be more by choice. After my divorce, my (then 12 or 13 year old) son got all 'man of the house' on me. Also it seems like all the men I've run into get way too comfortable in me paying for things. I need a Microsoft millionaire or at least someone who has a bit left over after they pay the bills each month just cause it's not nice to make PK feel used and taken for granted.

                                          So really I guess I gave up looking.

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                                          • X37375787

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by GeXus
                                            Hey PK your not alone... about 95% of the people on this board spend all there time behind the computer and have no sex life either.. Or...... is it because 95% of the people on this board weigh 400+ lbs.. hmmmmmmmmmmmm

                                            maybe PK weighs in at 403!

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                                            • Holly
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                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 10017

                                              #23
                                              Join the club. The line starts here.


                                              (oh sweet Jesus- something I just did caused a turkey to start gobbling?????? )
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                                              • GeXus
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                                                • May 2003
                                                • 3320

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Equinox



                                                maybe PK weighs in at 403!
                                                Whoops... lol

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                                                • PersianKitty
                                                  Meow Media Inc.
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 7785

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Equinox



                                                  maybe PK weighs in at 403!
                                                  haha.. actually I was just going to post that at least I didn't weigh 400+ lbs.

                                                  so *BOP*

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                                                  • the Shemp
                                                    congrats to the winners
                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                    • 10891

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                    Actually for me I guess it may be more by choice. After my divorce, my (then 12 or 13 year old) son got all 'man of the house' on me. Also it seems like all the men I've run into get way too comfortable in me paying for things. I need a Microsoft millionaire or at least someone who has a bit left over after they pay the bills each month just cause it's not nice to make PK feel used and taken for granted.

                                                    So really I guess I gave up looking.
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                                                    • HS-Trixxxia
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                                                      • Mar 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      :-( Sad really, to be comfortable and not be able to share it cuz they'll take advantage - life sucks sometimes. Are you involved in any business associations - at least you'll make acquaintances with people who are in business or have higher paying jobs, who knows maybe your 'Knight in shining armour' is within that group.

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                                                      • PersianKitty
                                                        Meow Media Inc.
                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 7785

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Trixxxia
                                                        :-( Sad really, to be comfortable and not be able to share it cuz they'll take advantage - life sucks sometimes. Are you involved in any business associations - at least you'll make acquaintances with people who are in business or have higher paying jobs, who knows maybe your 'Knight in shining armour' is within that group.
                                                        I've only met a handful of people in this biz and most of them are either married or with someone already ;)

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                                                        • Honeyslut
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                                                          • Jan 2001
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                                                          #29
                                                          what's a sex life ?
                                                          http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

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                                                          • Digipimp
                                                            BP4L OT DL
                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                            • 13481

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                                            I've only met a handful of people in this biz and most of them are either married or with someone already ;)
                                                            We can have sex for free and you'll never have pay for anything with me. Just let me live on your couch and setup my ibook.

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                                                            • GeXus
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                                                              • May 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                                              I've only met a handful of people in this biz and most of them are either married or with someone already ;)
                                                              There are other places to meet people.. Ive found the mall to be a great place.. Just hang out by sears and when you see someone you find attractive go up to them and say "yo, lemme get yo digits"

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                                                              • X37375787

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                                                haha.. actually I was just going to post that at least I didn't weigh 400+ lbs.

                                                                so *BOP*

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                                                                • HS-Trixxxia
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                                                  I've only met a handful of people in this biz and most of them are either married or with someone already ;)
                                                                  Do you really want someone in this biz? Can you see the 400+ pounder wanting you to flash your breasts everytime you walk in the room?

                                                                  I was thinking more like business associations in your city - the ones used for networking/marketing, keeping you up-to-date on laws, systems & trends. The men there would be from a vast variety of businesses + alot of bankers like to attend those types of meetings for prospecting new clients.

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                                                                  • PersianKitty
                                                                    Meow Media Inc.
                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                    • 7785

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Digipimp


                                                                    We can have sex for free and you'll never have pay for anything with me. Just let me live on your couch and setup my ibook.
                                                                    IBook? what and bog down my Cable connection??!! No way! Have to deal with my boys and the laptop and XBox Live already.

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                                                                    • HS-Trixxxia
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by GeXus


                                                                      There are other places to meet people.. Ive found the mall to be a great place.. Just hang out by sears and when you see someone you find attractive go up to them and say "yo, lemme get yo digits"
                                                                      haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahha too funny

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                                                                      • PersianKitty
                                                                        Meow Media Inc.
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 7785

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by GeXus


                                                                        There are other places to meet people.. Ive found the mall to be a great place.. Just hang out by sears and when you see someone you find attractive go up to them and say "yo, lemme get yo digits"
                                                                        I think if someone walked up to me outside of any store in the mall and asked for my digits.. I'd run.

                                                                        or just give them one digit

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                                                                        • Digipimp
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                                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                                                          IBook? what and bog down my Cable connection??!! No way! Have to deal with my boys and the laptop and XBox Live already.
                                                                          Damn and I almost had a chance for a minute, how bout I buy us a T1 installation then?

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                                                                          • HS-Trixxxia
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                                                            I think if someone walked up to me outside of any store in the mall and asked for my digits.. I'd run.

                                                                            or just give them one digit
                                                                            Or show him your one important one


                                                                            *I'm telling you....[or just give them one digit ] <----it wasn't there when I was reading it!* I must sound stoned tonight!

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                                                                            • ytcracker
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                                                                              • Dec 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by GeXus


                                                                              There are other places to meet people.. Ive found the mall to be a great place.. Just hang out by sears and when you see someone you find attractive go up to them and say "yo, lemme get yo digits"
                                                                              i actually met my wife at the mall
                                                                              that says a lot
                                                                              she is cool 75% of the time though
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                                                                              • PersianKitty
                                                                                Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                • Jul 2001
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Digipimp


                                                                                Damn and I almost had a chance for a minute, how bout I buy us a T1 installation then?
                                                                                Currently not feasible in my neighborhood. But.. actually my cable connection is 2.2Mbits....but it's mine! mine all mine!

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                                                                                • GeXus
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by ytcracker


                                                                                  i actually met my wife at the mall
                                                                                  that says a lot
                                                                                  she is cool 75% of the time though
                                                                                  What department? "Big & Tall" ?

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                                                                                  • ytcracker
                                                                                    stc is the greatest
                                                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by GeXus


                                                                                    What department? "Big & Tall" ?
                                                                                    touche

                                                                                    nah it was outside the mall in the parking lot
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                                                                                    • PersianKitty
                                                                                      Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                      • Jul 2001
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by GeXus


                                                                                      What department? "Big & Tall" ?
                                                                                      Oh that's just plain mean..hehe

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                                                                                      • GeXus
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by ytcracker


                                                                                        touche

                                                                                        nah it was outside the mall in the parking lot
                                                                                        Yeah.. no seriously.. The mall IS a good place to pick up people.. it was when i was 13.. and it still is (without mentioning my age).. but its been a while.. the mall just has plenty to pick from

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                                                                                        • Digipimp
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                                                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                                                                          Currently not feasible in my neighborhood. But.. actually my cable connection is 2.2Mbits....but it's mine! mine all mine!
                                                                                          I still love you so I'll just pop in once in a while and not use the net while I'm there to take care of you.

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                                                                                          • PersianKitty
                                                                                            Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                            • 7785

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Problem is I'm a power shopper.. When I go to the mall it's because I have a plan of action. In there.. get it, pay for it, and get out. I can't even tell you the $$ I've dropped in less than 30 minutes. I've had sales clerks as if I'd adopt them. Likely at the mall I'm a bit intimidating. My days of kicking back and watching the people walk by are long gone.

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                                                                                            • ytcracker
                                                                                              stc is the greatest
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                                                                              Oh that's just plain mean..hehe
                                                                                              gex isnt a troll hahahhaaahhhahha it was easy to tell it was just a joke

                                                                                              i was 17 i think so yea the mall was the divebar of my agegroup
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                                                                                              • GeXus
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                                Problem is I'm a power shopper.. When I go to the mall it's because I have a plan of action. In there.. get it, pay for it, and get out. I can't even tell you the $$ I've dropped in less than 30 minutes. I've had sales clerks as if I'd adopt them. Likely at the mall I'm a bit intimidating. My days of kicking back and watching the people walk by are long gone.
                                                                                                Yeah I hear you.. i dont enjoy spending much time either..

                                                                                                Seriously.. if you want to find someone go to one of the dating sites.. go to match.com (yes i know its a tad lame) but i have friends who met alot of people from there and it seems to work out well.. personally i enjoy being single.. but I do have a couple girls that I have sex with.. but its just for sex.. its an agreement we have..

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                                                                                                • PersianKitty
                                                                                                  Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 7785

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by GeXus


                                                                                                  Yeah I hear you.. i dont enjoy spending much time either..

                                                                                                  Seriously.. if you want to find someone go to one of the dating sites.. go to match.com (yes i know its a tad lame) but i have friends who met alot of people from there and it seems to work out well.. personally i enjoy being single.. but I do have a couple girls that I have sex with.. but its just for sex.. its an agreement we have..
                                                                                                  I've done the match.com, matchmaker.com and kiss.com things at one time or another. The people guys run the range of "I'll see when I can get a night away from my mother" to "here's the room number of the motel where I'll be in 30 minutes".

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                                                                                                  • ytcracker
                                                                                                    stc is the greatest
                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    nifty 50
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