Why The Fuck I Keep Farting ?

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  • Electronic Guy
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 384

    #1

    Why The Fuck I Keep Farting ?

    just took a shit an hour ago...but I still keep farting like a motherfucker. and it stinks the whole room. I have to smoke like 3 cigs to kill the dead rat smell but it didn't help.

    What the fuck can I do to stop farting?
    I'm sure I don't wanna take another poop.

    Please help.

    Thank you
    L[]c

    P.s I farted in my car so many times that's why my car now stinks like shit too.

  • sumphatpimp
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 5235

    #2
    thats how it started for a friend of mine.

    but not to worry.

    he's dead now.

    R.I.P.


    when they start to talk of Barrium enimas you know it is getting serious.

    then it is just time to go.

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    • nofx
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 16826

      #3
      shoving a single corn cob up your asshole will stop all of the above problems.

      Often times I wonder why
      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
      When sickness comes I must decide:
      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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      • LadyMischief
        Orgasms N Such!
        • Sep 2002
        • 18135

        #4
        Full of hot air is all I could think of. Fitting, though, no?

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        • Scott McD
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 67792

          #5
          Butt-Plug ??


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          • Electronic Guy
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 384

            #6
            Originally posted by Scott McD
            Butt-Plug ??
            is there a sponxer for that?

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            • ATL_Ryan
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2002
              • 1519

              #7
              This guy has the answer to all your farting questions.


              The Fart Doctor

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              • Jon Levi
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2003
                • 210

                #8
                Luc Duboi

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                • Ross
                  Ik ben een aap
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 18874

                  #9
                  Dude eat healthy!

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                  • LiveDose
                    Show Yer Tits!
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 25792

                    #10
                    eat more beans.

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                    • TheLegacy
                      SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 18243

                      #11
                      Shoving one of these up your ass a few times out to help - if you dont mind the smell




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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133978

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CJ_Ryan
                        This guy has the answer to all your farting questions.


                        The Fart Doctor
                        Spark Plug?

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                        • HarlotCash Dyker
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 1828

                          #13
                          Drink a litre of syrop of figs and eat some of that crapping chocholate

                          Cures you farting...


                          And also cures a cough
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                          • Gramma
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 402

                            #14
                            if you chew on or eat ice - it'll give you gas

                            get some papaya enzyme chewables
                            gramma at ix.netcom.com

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                            • MAGNET
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 357

                              #15
                              Dude your dying

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