I'm not a fan of mustaches and/or beards, either. BUT... I love goatees on some guys. Not any ZZ Top lookin' mess, but the kind that are cut fairly close and neat.
My friend's little boy plays baseball, and some of my friends and I have been lusting after his coach lately.
He has a crew cut looking deal going on, almost bald, with a goatee that's cut really close and he's sexy as hell. We even caught some of the other women in the bleachers talking about him the other day.