"I saw you take that pooh.............now put it back!"
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wtf are you talking about? -
If you have to poop... do it now
there might not be another bathroom for a couple miles.
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Found above a restroom urnal:
Roses are red
violets are blue
if you look down
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Klik............its the stuff you have seen scrawled on cubicle walls
its called shithouse poetry
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Those who write on bathroom walls,
Ought to roll their shit in balls.
Those who read these words of wit,
Ought to eat those balls of shit.Comment
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Here I sit broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
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WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?Comment
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Originally posted by oldnewbie
Those who write on bathroom walls,
Ought to roll their shit in balls.
Those who read these words of wit,
Ought to eat those balls of shit.
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Some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink
but I came here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the wallsComment
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hickory dickory dock some chick was sucking my cockComment
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They paint the walls to cover my pen, but the shit-house poet strikes again!Comment
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The anal rapist took all my dreams and rectum - anonymous
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Here I sit butt a flexin'
givin birth to another TexanComment
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milk milk lemonade
around the corner fudge is made
stick your finger in the hole
pull it out - a tootsie roll!
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there once was a man from sudan
who loved holding his cock in his hand
he would shit on this stool
and play with his tool
till he blew nut all over his hand
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Buzzard, my man, you gots some good ones
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hahaha hilarious!!!
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"ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM" <-- "DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN"
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in a stall in an interstate rest stop outside El Paso I read this gem:
here I sit with cheeks a-flexin',
trying to give birth to another Texan
gave me a smile.Comment
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here i sit, broken-hearted
tried to shit, but only farted
so next time, i'll take a chance
save my time and shit my pantsComment
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If you are under 12, for a good time call Sexeducation
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Here I sit on the pooper,
just squeezed out a new state trooperComment
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In Revolt of Fuel Prices:
Please fix the light in this dump
So I can read whilst i shit from rump
Let me laugh while I wipe my ass
And howl so hard as I pass some gas
With these prices you can go to hell
So I feel obliged to leave my smellComment
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I'll admit it was gross..........
but so are gas prices right nowComment
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lol funny ones, I only know them in dutchComment
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Alas, the painter's work in vain
The shithouse poet strikes againConverting like a mofoComment
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This urinal reserved for women's lib.Converting like a mofoComment
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Here lay the shit of Hunter McGhee
Who hasn't wiped since 1903
Guess you could say the deal was shitty
But not a bad record for this vicinityComment
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wie adolf hitler sitz ich hier
die braunen massen unten mir
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the translation.........
"how adolf hitler seat I here the brown measured me below"
wtf?
i guess something is definitely lost in the translation, Mikey
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I think it's more along the lines of
"Here I sit with Adolph Hitler, the brown mess underneath me"
Flush twice, it's a long way to McDonalds.icq: 119 4580Comment
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for hot anal sex meet me here at 3 pm sharp, names Bubba.
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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What was that one again, in Dumb and Dumber, about manlove..........and Cam Neely, the ex-Boston Bruin showed up to get his manlove from Jim Carrey?
that one was fuckin' hilariousComment
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Here i sit in mysty vapour... God Dam shit house has no paper!Comment
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Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.Comment
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Originally posted by ColBigBalls
Here i sit in mysty vapour... God Dam shit house has no paper!
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Col Big Balls
Here i sit in mysty vapour... God Dam shit house has no paper!
----Now thats a real good one, ColonelComment
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anyone can piss on the floor ....
it takes a man to shit on the roofIf you don't like your job, you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it half-assed .... its the american way!Comment
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don't throw toothpicks in the urinal
the crabs have learned to pole vaultIf you don't like your job, you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it half-assed .... its the american way!Comment
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Here I sit, I'm in a caper
'Bout to shit but got no paper.
If I wait, the pain will linger
So I'll just use my fucking finger.Comment
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Seen in a pay toilet somewhere
Here I sit broken-hearted
Paid to shit but only farted.
Seen in a shitter in Butte, Montana
Took my first shit in Montana and boy was it a ButteThere once was a man from Nantucket
Whos dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a c u n t I'd fuck it.Don't look here for the joke. It's in your pants.
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Originally posted by oldnewbie
Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
ROFLMFAO
THIS FORUM SUCKS - RUDE ASS IDIOTS!!!Comment
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There's no use standing on the seat.
The crabs in here can jump 6 feet.
There's no use going in the one next door.
The ones in there jump 6 foot four.Comment
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rectum, damn near killed him!Originally posted by gornyhuy
The anal rapist took all my dreams and rectum - anonymousComment
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that one about Butte Montana is classic
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wake up ye shithouse poets!Comment
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