WTF happend...

**Stud Money** · 11-07-2003, 12:37 PM

Ive stayed at the Hilton in Paris

**LeeNoga** · 11-07-2003, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by axelcat
The russians invaded moscow

It wasn't Rissians it was carpenter ants.

**Pornkings** · 11-07-2003, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen

huh? what video?

Jen you kinda look like Paris

**Penrod** · 11-07-2003, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by sharky

You were at Smokey Bones, My neck of the woods, and you didn't stop by to say HI?

I live less than 2 minutes from your office. What have you been up to?

**Penrod** · 11-07-2003, 02:22 PM

We should plan a webmaster gathering at Smokey Bones.

**Peter Romero** · 11-07-2003, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by KMR Stitch

There is only 4-6 threads about this video. Yet you have no clue?

Try over 100 in this board alone. It is the top search engine phrase all over the planet.

**WiredGuy** · 11-07-2003, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by Pornkings
Jen you kinda look like Paris

**IKE** · 11-07-2003, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by Pornkings

Jen you kinda look like Paris

Jen is way Prettier!

**Pornkings** · 11-07-2003, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by IKE

Jen is way Prettier!

Brown Noser.. you trying to win brownie points

**IKE** · 11-07-2003, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Pornkings

Brown Noser.. you trying to win brownie points

Whatever it takes! I am trying to learn from you............

**WiredGuy** · 11-07-2003, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by Pornkings
Brown Noser.. you trying to win brownie points

Aren't we all

**Pornkings** · 11-07-2003, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Aren't we all

I think you have the most brownie points out of all of us.

**WiredGuy** · 11-07-2003, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by Pornkings
I think you have the most brownie points out of all of us.

I think you got the most women out there with some brownie points with each. I put all my brownies into one basket

WG

**Pornkings** · 11-07-2003, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

I think you got the most women out there with some brownie points with each. I put all my brownies into one basket

WG

Never put all your brownies into one basket.

**Why** · 11-07-2003, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

I wonder how any work ever gets done with Sunny, Jen and Carol!

WG

yea. everything to cease to work if it wasnt for them.

**WiredGuy** · 11-07-2003, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by Pornkings
Never put all your brownies into one basket.

Yeah I know, I got a few but don't want to spread them out too much or you'll never get any of the treats

WG

**MattO** · 11-07-2003, 06:09 PM

Sean Clarke call me or ICQ it's urgent

**Pornkings** · 11-07-2003, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Yeah I know, I got a few but don't want to spread them out too much or you'll never get any of the treats

WG

Have as many Brownies in as many baskets as you can and just nibble on all of them.
LOL

**WiredGuy** · 11-07-2003, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by Pornkings
Have as many Brownies in as many baskets as you can and just nibble on all of them.
LOL

It's hard to maintain them all, I have no idea how you do it, I need a second me to handle all the baskets.

WG

**Pornkings** · 11-07-2003, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

It's hard to maintain them all, I have no idea how you do it, I need a second me to handle all the baskets.

WG

Come out And I'll give you a lesson In Pimp hand control 101.
One weekend and you'll be juggling baskets.

**Mr.Fiction** · 11-07-2003, 08:05 PM

If this video comes out, then you really can call yourself Porn KING.

Seth (who the media used to love to call "internet porn king") will be dethroned.

**MattO** · 11-07-2003, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
If this video comes out, then you really can call yourself Porn KING.

Seth (who the media used to love to call "internet porn king") will be dethroned.

Seth was a wanker. I had a celeb tape that I got out-lawyered about and had to settle. (back in '98)
Part of the agreement was we were supposed to not talk about the tape.
The next day Seth announced to the press that he bought the tape from us, a complete fucking lie, and it fucked me real bad.

**WiredGuy** · 11-07-2003, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by Pornkings
Come out And I'll give you a lesson In Pimp hand control 101.
One weekend and you'll be juggling baskets.

You got it

Gotta get my pimpin' hand back in action!
WG

**JustJen** · 11-07-2003, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

You got it

Gotta get my pimpin' hand back in action!
WG

no!!! don't give in to the devil!!!!!!!!

**Dax** · 11-07-2003, 11:05 PM

So... where are the clips?

**maxarbo** · 11-07-2003, 11:52 PM

See I told you guys it was all true!!!

**maxarbo** · 11-08-2003, 12:14 AM

I told you guys it was all true!

**JulianSosa** · 11-08-2003, 12:25 AM

WISEMAN call me its urgent . The "tape" is ready to upload.

**Wiseman** · 11-08-2003, 12:44 AM

Julian I tried that fucking # you gave me and it dont work!!!
I have emailed you and Icq'd you!!!!
And before you disconecter your phone I left you FTP info on your machine and that works fine!!!!

We wired you 50K and it has gone through!!!!
You better have a good fucking excuse!!!!!!

**WiredGuy** · 11-08-2003, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen
no!!! don't give in to the devil!!!!!!!!

I just want some benefits, is that so much to ask for

WG

**KBPimped** · 11-08-2003, 03:41 PM

I think SexBrat.com is a joke. Surely we can get some better confirmation than that.

Will SOMEONE AT PornKings please update us all on what you intend to do?

Rumors like this abound:

1. You paid Rick Salomon's old Roomate $50,000 for the tape.

2. You agreed to pay him 30% of the net profit.

3. He signed some bullshit papers saying he was acting as an agent of Rick and Shannen Doherty, his wife.

4. You have been approached by the Hiltons and offered $300,000 to not release the tape.

5. Rick Salomon is going to sue you for $5M US for violating his personal rights, theft, fraud and false advertising with his likeness.

**makefuckingmoney** · 11-08-2003, 04:09 PM

Love is in the air...

Id take the 300k thats fo sheezy

**hyper** · 11-08-2003, 05:39 PM

we told the news media you had the paris hilton sex vid

APRIL FOOLS.

Oh fuck it's november

anyway enjoy your 15 minutes of fame ;)

**WiredGuy** · 11-10-2003, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
We wired you 50K and it has gone through!!!!
You better have a good fucking excuse!!!!!!

I love drama!
WG

**Fletch XXX** · 11-10-2003, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by KBPimped
I think SexBrat.com is a joke. Surely we can get some better confirmation than that.

Will SOMEONE AT PornKings please update us all on what you intend to do?

Rumors like this abound:

1. You paid Rick Salomon's old Roomate $50,000 for the tape.

2. You agreed to pay him 30% of the net profit.

3. He signed some bullshit papers saying he was acting as an agent of Rick and Shannen Doherty, his wife.

4. You have been approached by the Hiltons and offered $300,000 to not release the tape.

5. Rick Salomon is going to sue you for $5M US for violating his personal rights, theft, fraud and false advertising with his likeness.

Due to the recent.

'Stop sending us traffic for Paris Hilton os we kill your account' something seems to be a problem.

WTF happend...

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