What is the secret to ejaculating boatloads?

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • PornHero
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 1381
    #1

    What is the secret to ejaculating boatloads?

    Are there an secrets to blowing a huge load? I am meeting a girl on Friday that loves getting "rained on" and I want to make sure I ejaculate as much and as long in her face as I possibly can. I want to blow my load sky high and keep cumming until she gurgles "Uncle". I am not going to jerk off until I see her on Friday night. Anyone have any tips for blowing bigger cumshots?

    PornHero.com
    Tags: None
    • klik
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2001
      • 5092
      #2
      eat lots of squid..

        Comment

        • directfiesta
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 30184
          #3
          Masturbate everydau... but don't cum.... It builds it up...lol

          If she is unhappy, you can always ask her if pee would be ok..
          I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

          But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

            Comment

            • LauraLee
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2003
              • 3821
              #4
              i have no idea

              Priority Payout
              skype lauralee.bunker
              LL's Email

                Comment

                • tootie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 6041
                  #5
                  I have heard that the secret is to get almost to the point of cumming, but don't. Wait a while, and try again. Get almost to the point of cumming, but don't. Keep that up for a few times and it's supposed to build up. Good luck with it.


                    Comment

                    • brizzad
                      holla
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 11769
                      #6
                      i heard one of these pill sites has a pill that'll make you ejaculate like 40% more

                        Comment

                        • PornHero
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 1381
                          #7
                          Originally posted by directfiesta
                          Masturbate everydau... but don't cum.... It builds it up...lol

                          If she is unhappy, you can always ask her if pee would be ok..
                          Oh I see, I should jerk off but just make sure I don't cum til Friday... ok that sounds like it might help... I'll let you know
                          PornHero.com

                            Comment

                            • juicylinks
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 122992
                              #8
                              This works:

                              Shoot your load for the next few days and put it in the fridge

                              Then reinject your load into your scrotum sack before the date.

                              Your load will be supercharged

                                Comment

                                • SENSEX
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 1159
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by tootie
                                  I have heard that the secret is to get almost to the point of cumming, but don't. Wait a while, and try again. Get almost to the point of cumming, but don't. Keep that up for a few times and it's supposed to build up. Good luck with it.
                                  yes, and dont cum for a week. Watch lots and lots of porn as well to build it up even more.
                                  On Friday insert a dildo in your ass and keep it there for a few hours. That will help as well.

                                    Comment

                                    • el_greco
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 352
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by directfiesta
                                      Masturbate everydau... but don't cum.... It builds it up...lol

                                      If she is unhappy, you can always ask her if pee would be ok..

                                      Sounds like a recipe for blueballs.

                                      Good luck w/it.
                                      If you aren't afraid of failing, you're not pushing hard enough.
                                      el_greco - 177643483

                                        Comment

                                        • BradShaw
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 7840
                                          #11
                                          Have your friends jerk off in a cup. Then she comes over, blindfold her, and throw the cup of spooge on her.
                                          Sig too big

                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html

                                          Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

                                            Comment

                                            • wargames
                                              Kliris
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 10423
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by directfiesta
                                              Masturbate everydau... but don't cum.... It builds it up...lol

                                              If she is unhappy, you can always ask her if pee would be ok..
                                              ICQ 212-115-582
                                              Email Steve at Vas Media Group .com

                                                Comment

                                                • Jon
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 2578
                                                  #13
                                                  don't torture yourself by not cumming..

                                                  Invite Peter North over, tell him to stand at the top of the stairs, and when you're cummin, give him the green light and he'll blast it on her as well..
                                                  WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

                                                    Comment

                                                    • directfiesta
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 30184
                                                      #14
                                                      Like this???

                                                      I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                                      But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

                                                        Comment

                                                        • Chris E
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 2895
                                                          #15
                                                          Get some of Darrens pills!

                                                            Comment

                                                            • klik
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                              • 5092
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Chris E
                                                              Get some of Darrens pills!
                                                              VOLUME PILLS MOTHAFUCKAZ!

                                                                Comment

                                                                • NetRodent
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 3985
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by brizzad
                                                                  i heard one of these pill sites has a pill that'll make you ejaculate like 40% more
                                                                  I'm surprised you didn't post an affiliate link...
                                                                  "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
                                                                  --H.L. Mencken

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • Holly
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 10017
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by SENSEX


                                                                      yes, and dont cum for a week. Watch lots and lots of porn as well to build it up even more.
                                                                      On Friday insert a dildo in your ass and keep it there for a few hours. That will help as well.

                                                                      Oh my God, I've gotten so much more out of this thread than I could have ever expected, when I first clicked it.
                                                                      War National Damn Champions Eagle

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • TaDoW
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                          • 3875
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by BradShaw
                                                                          Have your friends jerk off in a cup. Then she comes over, blindfold her, and throw the cup of spooge on her.
                                                                          make sure to microwave it first!
                                                                          -TaDoW

                                                                          I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • foulfowl
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 300
                                                                              #20
                                                                              www.foulfowl.com


                                                                              a lot of Pepsi...that does it for me, you should see the huge loads I bust on faces.

                                                                              FOULFOWL.BIZ

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • pornguy
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 62910
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Androplex 700 will increase the amount by about 30 to 40%. But dont take it often...
                                                                                  PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic

                                                                                  AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online!
                                                                                  TChicks.com | Angeles Cid | Mariana Cordoba | MAILERS WELCOME!

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • laura
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 945
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      zinc !!!!!!!!

                                                                                      and also lots of protein

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • Darren
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                                          • 5994
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i love u guys

                                                                                          www.volumepills.com designed for this purpose.


                                                                                          Penis enlargement / male enhancement pills - earn up to $229.48 per signup

                                                                                          ICQ: 46335817

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • bhutocracy
                                                                                              Not making A Comeback
                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                              • 10218
                                                                                              #24


                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • Greg B
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 7014
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Drink more water.

                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                    • frippeno
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 133
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Going without blowing a load a few days definitely works. Masturbating without cumming helps a lot.

                                                                                                      I once read that Peter North drinks tons of milk to help his semen production. He should know.

                                                                                                      One thing you don't want to do is get a vasectomy.
                                                                                                      it only took one brick to make that window drop

                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                        • PornHero
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                          • 1381
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Just an update... I met the girl last night (Fri) and everything went as planned This girl really loves to be cummed on and when I did bust a nut she lapped it up like she was dying of thirst.

                                                                                                          I tried the Don't Stroke technique and didn't stroke it for 5 days and I did blow a nice intense load all over her face... I cupped her chin and she moaned loudly as I delivered it up thick and creamy like a vanilla milkshake.

                                                                                                          Next time I'll try the Stroke but Don't Cum technique for a few days and see if it makes a difference in the size of my cumshots.

                                                                                                          Thanks everyone for your suggestions
                                                                                                          PornHero.com

                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                            • angelsofporn
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                              • 3218
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              heart warming tale

                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                • Lonny
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                  • 3539
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by el_greco



                                                                                                                  Sounds like a recipe for blueballs.

                                                                                                                  Good luck w/it.
                                                                                                                  haha just thinking the same thing

                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                    • cronos
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                      • 414
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      10 eggs everyday mixed with fruitejuice. Thats the North recipe.
                                                                                                                      ICQ:344928941

                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                        • brand0n
                                                                                                                          been very busy
                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                          • 26983
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          who is she stiflers mom?
                                                                                                                          want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                            • EvilDan
                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                              • 179
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Here are the simple rules of engagment:

                                                                                                                              1) Drink more water. Stay away from coffee and tea etc

                                                                                                                              2) for two or three days before hand, take double doses of Zinc (Laura knows the secret)

                                                                                                                              I was given this advice at the Miami show, and it has NEVER failed me yet

                                                                                                                              Oh - and I have heard, that if you drink any alcohol or take "E" on the night, all the effects are diminished

                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                • Script Dude
                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 86
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Saw a thing on the discovery channel that said that men cum more when they think their woman is cheating on them.

                                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                                    • russian_agent_69
                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 247
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Latest from "I don't spam" Darren:

                                                                                                                                      S.URPRISE YOUR L.OVER TODAY! COVER HER WHOLE FAC.E WITH CU.M!

                                                                                                                                      How w.ould you like to
                                                                                                                                      SHOOT LIKE THE PO.RN-STARS?
                                                                                                                                      Up_to 500% m.ore S.PERM!

                                                                                                                                      ADD UP_TO 500% M.ORE SPER.M
                                                                                                                                      INCREASED SE.XUAL DESIRE
                                                                                                                                      HAVE M.ORE INTENSE 0.RGASMS
                                                                                                                                      PRODUCE ST.RONGER E.RECTIONS
                                                                                                                                      HAVE A STRONGER 5.EXUAL DESIRE
                                                                                                                                      1.NCREASED S.E..XUAL STAMINA
                                                                                                                                      FULLY DO.CTOR APP.ROVED! L.EARN MORE!

                                                                                                                                      100% MON.EY BAC.K SATISF.ACTION GUA.RANTEE!





                                                                                                                                      to be taken off our list, Here



                                                                                                                                      MWB17l5782B349v26uL87VQ68rw3Bh6w8g13Z3o93m6xi77702 39YntY70
                                                                                                                                      8pAF84Ity303zC9Wx5SHn55wm0252U722A1y6896ilIdDB4m99 045G5616

                                                                                                                                      U0109J99TN218pn831Mox2x938R31
                                                                                                                                      The retribution you have received is to be loved by me.

                                                                                                                                      Amber squirmed as I beat her.
                                                                                                                                      1K32lSS32q432R6Bb29384Ity303zC9Wx5SHn55wm0252U722A 1y6896ilIdDB4m99045G5616U0109J99TN218
                                                                                                                                      pn831Mox2x938R311K32lSS32q432



                                                                                                                                      The retribution you have received is to be loved by me.The retribution you have received is to be loved by me.Amber squirmed as I beat her.The retribution you have received is to be loved by me.

                                                                                                                                      http://203.197.204.156/pi/

                                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                                        • FTVGirls
                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 1052
                                                                                                                                          #35

                                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 46917
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by BradShaw
                                                                                                                                              Have your friends jerk off in a cup. Then she comes over, blindfold her, and throw the cup of spooge on her.
                                                                                                                                              The secret Shaw Family method of conception.

                                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                                Previous template Next
                                                                                                                                                Working...