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  • smack
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    • Mar 2002
    • 10652

    #1

    My Friend Hit a deer last night.

    $1200 worth of damage. heh. but all in all, not that bad.



    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
  • KaLi
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 4371

    #2
    Thats why most people try not to hit deers.

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    • shermo

      #3
      Is the deer ok?

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      • brand0n
        been very busy
        • Nov 2002
        • 26983

        #4
        that looks like a 1200 dollar car before the wreck
        want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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        • smack
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          • Mar 2002
          • 10652

          #5
          deer died almost immediately. i was following him in my car. watched the fucker run right into him.
          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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          • feN
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            • Aug 2003
            • 2547

            #6
            poor car

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            • stocktrader23
              Let's do some business.
              • Jan 2003
              • 18781

              #7
              Originally posted by smack
              deer died almost immediately. i was following him in my car. watched the fucker run right into him.
              So he's in your freezer now?


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              • fuct
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2001
                • 203

                #8
                yea good thing we didnt stick around after leaving the bar lastnight smack...

                that probable wouldnt of been the best of decisions, really wish we coulda ate that nice n' tender baby deer.
                mmmm yummmy baaby deer
                code monkey

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                • smack
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                  • Mar 2002
                  • 10652

                  #9
                  Originally posted by stocktrader23


                  So he's in your freezer now?
                  naw. i was a little drunk and had some weed on me. didn't wanna stick around and talk to the cops.
                  Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                  • Gemini
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                    • Jan 2001
                    • 7183

                    #10
                    He got off light if it was only 1200. Its usually alot more.
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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978

                      #11
                      You killed Bambi!

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                      • fuct
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 203

                        #12
                        Originally posted by spunky1
                        You killed Bambi!
                        hahahah...
                        and godamn was bambi's little asshole tight as hell while it was
                        taking its last breaths just panting away while i made my way
                        with its sweet virgin butthole.
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                        • Loryn
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                          • Jul 2003
                          • 12853

                          #13
                          Originally posted by spunky1
                          You killed Bambi!
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                          • Aquaman
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                            • Apr 2001
                            • 131

                            #14
                            Oh deer

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                            • juicylinks
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 122992

                              #15
                              Didi you at least make some deer steaks ??

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                              • fuct
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 203

                                #16
                                Originally posted by juicylinks
                                Didi you at least make some deer steaks ??
                                nope only way coulda did that was to stick around for the cops to come, n just commin outa the bar wasnt a good idea to stick round
                                code monkey

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                                • pr0
                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 23088

                                  #17
                                  you drunken foo'z ; )

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                                  • Sifu
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                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 1791

                                    #18
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                                    • fuct
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 203

                                      #19
                                      naaaah wasnt drunk at all only had bout 9 shots n misc. drinks
                                      but felt realy sober, straaaaange night....
                                      well was sober until smoked couple a bongs afterwards
                                      code monkey

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                                      • X37375787

                                        #20
                                        I hope he won't hit a moose from behind next time

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                                        • smack
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                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 10652

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Equinox
                                          I hope he won't hit a moose from behind next time

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                                          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                          • fuct
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                                            • Dec 2001
                                            • 203

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by smack


                                            you got a problem with sodomizing mooseseses?
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                                            and when semon pours all over your head
                                            you know you must be dead!"
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                                            • Reak
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                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 17920

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by shermsshack
                                              Is the deer ok?

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                                              • Seb From Holland
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                                                • May 2002
                                                • 2747

                                                #24
                                                Another Volkswagen that got owned.

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                                                • Pad
                                                  elephants dont swat flies
                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 1262

                                                  #25
                                                  that deer was my fucking brother you sick fucks

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                                                  • NoCarrier
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                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 16356

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by smack


                                                    naw. i was a little drunk and had some weed on me. didn't wanna stick around and talk to the cops.
                                                    So what makes you think it was a deer?!

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                                                    • ldinternet
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                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 8245

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Equinox
                                                      I hope he won't hit a moose from behind next time



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                                                      • JFK
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                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 67369

                                                        #28
                                                        Been there done that, except it was my Harley that got totalled this past july

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                                                        • myjah
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                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 11482

                                                          #29
                                                          gotta watch out for deer...those little fuckers freak out and run right for your car
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                                                          • smack
                                                            Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 10652

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by NoCarrier


                                                            So what makes you think it was a deer?!
                                                            because i was following hiw car like 15 feet behind and watched the deer run from into his fucking head light like it didn't even care.
                                                            Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                            • axelcat
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                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 25450

                                                              #31
                                                              Car can be fixed but the deer is gone

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                                                              • Furious_Female
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                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 8187

                                                                #32
                                                                I hit a deer once with my mom's SUV when I was 16-ish... I wasn't supposed to be driving, so I had a friend say they did it I think it was like $1200 just for a little dent...

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                                                                • chrisp420
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                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 572

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by brand0n
                                                                  that looks like a 1200 dollar car before the wreck
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                                                                  • HeadPimp
                                                                    Bad Mo-Fo
                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                    • 2772

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Musta been one of those little wussy deer he smacked. A real PNW deer would have trashed the front, crumped the hood and at the very least cracked the windshield as it went over the top.

                                                                    Digging all the oil spots under the car though... reminds me of my VW bus...

                                                                    One piece of advice... When you see a deer, aim for it. If you do it will try and get out of the way. Half the time the reason people hit them is they try and miss the deer while the deer is trying to dodge/run away and wind up going the same way. Unless they are just suicidal like this one sounded like it was....

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                                                                    • IntenseCash
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                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 2421

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by axelcat
                                                                      Car can be fixed but the deer is gone
                                                                      Call it population control
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                                                                      • booker
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                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                        • 1370

                                                                        #36
                                                                        My 82 Buick after hitting a rather large doe in Northern Michigan at 85mph.. "Deer Slayer 455"

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                                                                        • smack
                                                                          Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 10652

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by axelcat
                                                                          Car can be fixed but the deer is gone
                                                                          if you live in pennsylvania you'll quickly come to realize that there are like 6 deer every 1 person here.

                                                                          we need to get rid of the less intelligent ones.
                                                                          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                          • Sosa
                                                                            In Tushy Land
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 40149

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Lucky that is all that happened to the car and himself.

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                                                                            • fuct
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                              • 203

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by booker
                                                                              My 82 Buick after hitting a rather large doe in Northern Michigan at 85mph.. "Deer Slayer 455"

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                                                                              • pornguy
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                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                • 62910

                                                                                #40
                                                                                That must ahve been a small deer or he was driving very slow. The last one I saw around here was a 2001 F150 the engine was almost in the bed... The guy hit it a 65!
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                                                                                • Basic_man
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                                                                                  • Oct 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Damn, fuckin' deer ! I hate DEER !! KILL THEM ALLLLLLLLL
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