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11-08-2003, 06:15 AM

So I had been flirting with this chick online -- she's from NY -- for about 2 weeks, and it was getting to the dirty talk and then the phone sex and stuff, and anyway, to make a long story short, she agreed to meet me. I had to go to DC for a week, so she flew down from there and met me at the hotel.

Well, I guess I had given this chick the impression that my package was about the same proportions as a Pringles can, so needless to say, she was pretty disappointed when we finally got naked... but somehow I managed to talk her into fucking.

But she was really really hot and I didn't use a condom, so I prematurely ejaculated.

Anyway, she gets all mad at me and shit, right? Mumbles some shit about her friends warned her not to meet guys online and shit, and says she's leaving! She packs her shit up -- she had bought this really sexy nightie just for the trip -- and goes to leave!

So I'm like, "Hold up, woman. This room costs $40/night and you were supposed to stay for 6 nights, so you owe me $120!"

She left without paying me shit!!!!
I didn't even add in the room taxes and shit.

Fucking skank. I learned my lesson.
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11-08-2003, 06:17 AM

Hopefully you'll make that back with the hidden cam footage right?
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11-08-2003, 06:21 AM

As you said: you've fucked a very hot girl.... Why the fuck are you complainning about $120 anyway???

BTW: $40 a night?? What kind of cheap ass motel did you take her??

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11-08-2003, 06:23 AM

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11-08-2003, 06:23 AM

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11-08-2003, 06:24 AM

Originally posted by Buff
So I had been flirting with this chick online -- she's from NY -- for about 2 weeks, and it was getting to the dirty talk and then the phone sex and stuff, and anyway, to make a long story short, she agreed to meet me. I had to go to DC for a week, so she flew down from there and met me at the hotel.

Well, I guess I had given this chick the impression that my package was about the same proportions as a Pringles can, so needless to say, she was pretty disappointed when we finally got naked... but somehow I managed to talk her into fucking.

But she was really really hot and I didn't use a condom, so I prematurely ejaculated.

Anyway, she gets all mad at me and shit, right? Mumbles some shit about her friends warned her not to meet guys online and shit, and says she's leaving! She packs her shit up -- she had bought this really sexy nightie just for the trip -- and goes to leave!

So I'm like, "Hold up, woman. This room costs $40/night and you were supposed to stay for 6 nights, so you owe me $120!"

She left without paying me shit!!!!
I didn't even add in the room taxes and shit.

Fucking skank. I learned my lesson.

You lied to her and then didn't satisfy her? Sounds like she's the one that got fucked over.

Hope she didn't give you anything... then you would be fucked over.
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11-08-2003, 06:25 AM

No kidding, $40 a night? wtf?
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11-08-2003, 06:28 AM

hmmmmm, that makes me think....I've been flirting with this guy online and on the phone ( I didn't meet him in a chatroom either) for about 6 months and we're suppose to meet halfway soon and spend a weekend together. I wonder how it will turn out. Sort of scary, huh! You never know.

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11-08-2003, 06:28 AM

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11-08-2003, 06:29 AM

the hookers time was up.. she had to go to the next appointment....
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11-08-2003, 06:29 AM

WTF did you find a decent $40 a night hotel in DC proper?

I'm more interested in that shit.

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11-08-2003, 06:29 AM

Sounds kind of like a stupid thing all around, Buff. I hope she took a morning after pill because just what you don't need is a little Buff running around who's mother is a bitch who has it in for you. And you better hope SHE doesn't have AIDS or anything.

Just be glad she didn't wait until you passed out, kill you in your sleep and take your wallet.

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11-08-2003, 06:34 AM

whats a webmaster paying 40 bux a night for a hotel anyway? did your disability check not come in ?

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11-08-2003, 06:35 AM

Wheres the owned pics.

Sorry to hear about that.
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11-08-2003, 06:35 AM

Originally posted by Buff
So I had been flirting with this chick online -- she's from NY -- for about 2 weeks, and it was getting to the dirty talk and then the phone sex and stuff, and anyway, to make a long story short, she agreed to meet me. I had to go to DC for a week, so she flew down from there and met me at the hotel.

Well, I guess I had given this chick the impression that my package was about the same proportions as a Pringles can, so needless to say, she was pretty disappointed when we finally got naked... but somehow I managed to talk her into fucking.

But she was really really hot and I didn't use a condom, so I prematurely ejaculated.

Anyway, she gets all mad at me and shit, right? Mumbles some shit about her friends warned her not to meet guys online and shit, and says she's leaving! She packs her shit up -- she had bought this really sexy nightie just for the trip -- and goes to leave!

So I'm like, "Hold up, woman. This room costs $40/night and you were supposed to stay for 6 nights, so you owe me $120!"

She left without paying me shit!!!!
I didn't even add in the room taxes and shit.

Fucking skank. I learned my lesson.

So you feel sorry for yourself??? What about HER? She just spent money to go to washington and you couldn't satisfy her. Poor girl...

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11-08-2003, 06:37 AM

So now that you down 120$ how are you getting home?

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11-08-2003, 06:40 AM

it's prolly the hotel that dissapointed her. 40$ is nothing for a hotel.

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11-08-2003, 06:40 AM

And complaining about $120? I've seen dinners at nice restaurants cost more than that.. Are you cheap?

And I thought you were staying in DC anyways? I think you're just fucking around :P

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11-08-2003, 06:46 AM

how many times do i have to say it on this board?!? WRAP IT UP! WRAP IT UP!! ALWAYS WRAP IT UP!

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11-08-2003, 06:46 AM

Fucking chat romeo spam this shit is so unoriginal.

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11-08-2003, 06:51 AM

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11-08-2003, 06:56 AM

really funny experience.
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11-08-2003, 07:08 AM

LOL,

well, at least you got laid.
what are you complaining about ?
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11-08-2003, 07:10 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
LOL,

well, at least you got laid.
what are you complaining about ?

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11-08-2003, 07:14 AM

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11-08-2003, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by Buff
So I had been flirting with this chick online -- she's from NY -- for about 2 weeks, and it was getting to the dirty talk and then the phone sex and stuff, and anyway, to make a long story short, she agreed to meet me. I had to go to DC for a week, so she flew down from there and met me at the hotel.

Well, I guess I had given this chick the impression that my package was about the same proportions as a Pringles can, so needless to say, she was pretty disappointed when we finally got naked... but somehow I managed to talk her into fucking.

But she was really really hot and I didn't use a condom, so I prematurely ejaculated.

Anyway, she gets all mad at me and shit, right? Mumbles some shit about her friends warned her not to meet guys online and shit, and says she's leaving! She packs her shit up -- she had bought this really sexy nightie just for the trip -- and goes to leave!

So I'm like, "Hold up, woman. This room costs $40/night and you were supposed to stay for 6 nights, so you owe me $120!"

She left without paying me shit!!!!
I didn't even add in the room taxes and shit.

Fucking skank. I learned my lesson.

WTF were you thinking, don't fuckin take the room for 6 nights + if you told her that you add a big penis & you have a small one, ya lucky she even gave you anything + WTF is this pre ejaculation shit or maybe she was happy that you came fast so she could get the fuck out of there quick

I just think you are a selfish centered that thinks is cool

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11-08-2003, 07:23 AM

oh and btw, fucking total stranger without a rubber is "not very smart"
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11-08-2003, 07:38 AM

Originally posted by tranza
BTW: $40 a night?? What kind of cheap ass motel did you take her??

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11-08-2003, 07:41 AM

You could have just showed her a picture of your dick, Buff :P

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11-08-2003, 07:43 AM

Thats probably the funniest shit I've read in a week!
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11-08-2003, 07:51 AM

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11-08-2003, 08:04 AM

Come on now...you know he's lying...It's just fucking with you....

I dont' know of ANY hotel in the Washington D.C. area that a white boy like Buff would be willing to stay in without fearing his life for only $40 a night...In fact, I can only think of one hotel and it's near Galludet University and it's smack dab in the middle of the ghetto...Galludet is protected by fences and security...step outside and you're in the heart of the Northeast DC ghetto...I know because I used to hunt crackheads in that area for my site...

And I know no white girl would go to that hotel.....

Nice chatroom romeo spammage....

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11-08-2003, 08:08 AM

So from this little story we have concluded that Buff is tight ass & premature ejaculator....
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11-08-2003, 08:08 AM

omg thats some funny fuckin shit

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11-08-2003, 08:08 AM

you can literally say anything on this board, and most will believe you.

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11-08-2003, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by quiet
you can literally say anything on this board, and most will believe you.
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11-08-2003, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by quiet
you can literally say anything on this board, and most will believe you.

I'm not sure I believe that.

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11-08-2003, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by BVF
Come on now...you know he's lying...It's just fucking with you....

I dont' know of ANY hotel in the Washington D.C. area that a white boy like Buff would be willing to stay in without fearing his life for only $40 a night...In fact, I can only think of one hotel and it's near Galludet University and it's smack dab in the middle of the ghetto...Galludet is protected by fences and security...step outside and you're in the heart of the Northeast DC ghetto...I know because I used to hunt crackheads in that area for my site...

And I know no white girl would go to that hotel.....

Nice chatroom romeo spammage....

I always got a kick out of taking people to D.C for the first time... they are expecting all nice and clean white house bullshit... i take them outside the "clean" area and take them into the "ghetto"..

scary for sure
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11-08-2003, 08:28 AM

If it IS a true story.. then you don't know how to work a woman into a frenzy before you stick it in..

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11-08-2003, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by Mr.Soze
No kidding, $40 a night? wtf?

he must've been staying in the hood section of DC. she probably went outside, got a jigga with the dick the size of a pringle's can...and FUCKED HIM SO HARD THAT HE WENT WHITE AND KNEW IT WAS RIGHT!!

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11-08-2003, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by quiet
you can literally say anything on this board, and most will believe you.

some of us arent jacked in all the time

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11-08-2003, 08:34 AM

Was this the other Hilton sister?
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11-08-2003, 08:42 AM

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11-08-2003, 08:43 AM

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11-08-2003, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by Buff
I prematurely ejaculated.

This is what too much chatroom romeo masturbation do
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11-08-2003, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by quiet
you can literally say anything on this board, and most will believe you.

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11-08-2003, 09:11 AM

2/10 on the troll scale.
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11-08-2003, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by Schwick
2/10 on the troll scale.

What the fuck?? Be fair! I pulled them in, I get at least a 7.
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11-08-2003, 09:16 AM

if you met her on the net and talked to each other on phone etc before meeting up you MUST have sent pics of each other over the net.. so post the pic of her, lets see how nice she is

oh and if your worried abut her privacy call it revenge for the 120$

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