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11-05-2003, 08:41 PM

a man. What a horrible life would become if i had been born as a girl. Why?

-I would have to whine and complain all days long
-I would have to think about my makeup and stuff
-I would have to be in very good shape, thus no fastfood etc.
-Spend tons of money on cloths that i really dont need
-I would have a harder time to get a job, because face it, girls do have a harder time to get a job
-Giving birth, i mean how big isnt a fucking child? Shit, it gotta hurt.
-Make the food for the family...

jesus, thank you god, hook me up with yer icq

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11-05-2003, 08:42 PM

Put all that aside and imagine life handed to you on a silver platter... that's how it would be if you were an attractive female in America...
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11-05-2003, 08:42 PM

Not to mention all the fucking things i forgot to mention...

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11-05-2003, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by xenigo
Put all that aside and imagine life handed to you on a silver platter... that's how it would be if you were an attractive female in America...

Ok. This might sound sad but....I rather pick a life infront of my computer with a good internet connection and i can eat how much fastfood i want then being woman and have to think about all that shit and having everything served on a silverplate.

A life without pizza and hamburger and shit...man thats no life.

My girlfriend wakes up like 5 AM, goes out for a walk for 90 minutes...doesnt eat to much at all just to keep weight down and stuff.

WHERES THE FUN?!

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11-05-2003, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by smsvid

Ok. This might sound sad but....I rather pick a life infront of my computer with a good internet connection and i can eat how much fastfood i want then being woman and have to think about all that shit and having everything served on a silverplate.

A life without pizza and hamburger and shit...man thats no life.

My girlfriend wakes up like 5 AM, goes out for a walk for 90 minutes...doesnt eat to much at all just to keep weight down and stuff.

WHERES THE FUN?!

For her, the fun is driving your car, and living off your bank account... all in exchange for her shapely ass and nice boobs. I'd take that in a second...
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11-05-2003, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by xenigo

For her, the fun is driving your car, and living off your bank account... all in exchange for her shapely ass and nice boobs. I'd take that in a second...

I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...
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11-05-2003, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by xenigo

For her, the fun is driving your car, and living off your bank account... all in exchange for her shapely ass and nice boobs. I'd take that in a second...

1. Im 22 years old and i have NEVER EVER droven a car. Nor do i have any plans to do so. Thus i have no car.

2. Sure, you have that right about the money...but it sure isnt much she gets....she earns her own money

3. she wants to enlarge her boobs, i guess ill have to pay that with her though

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11-05-2003, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by smsvid

Ok. This might sound sad but....I rather pick a life infront of my computer with a good internet connection and i can eat how much fastfood i want then being woman and have to think about all that shit and having everything served on a silverplate.

A life without pizza and hamburger and shit...man thats no life.

My girlfriend wakes up like 5 AM, goes out for a walk for 90 minutes...doesnt eat to much at all just to keep weight down and stuff.

WHERES THE FUN?!

she's not walking for 90 minutes, she's fucking the neighbor when he gets off the late shift at work
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11-05-2003, 08:59 PM

Think about how the world is skewed though, and biased towards women in so many ways. Guys drool over women everywhere, they'll trip over themselves and beg women for dates. They'll buy them jewelry and cars, homes and support them forever. Alimony after a divorce will set them for life. As long as they're attractive they'll always have someone that will give them work... not because they're skilled but because they have a nice ass. Attractive women have a higher likelyhood of getting better jobs than less attractive / more qualified people. If an attractive women is stranded on the side of the freeway, a million guys will stop and help her. Your ugly ass will be walkin' for sure.

In so many ways women have it so easy in life, it would just boggle your mind if you only knew...
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11-05-2003, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by xenigo
Think about how the world is skewed though, and biased towards women in so many ways. Guys drool over women everywhere, they'll trip over themselves and beg women for dates. They'll buy them jewelry and cars, homes and support them forever. Alimony after a divorce will set them for life. As long as they're attractive they'll always have someone that will give them work... not because they're skilled but because they have a nice ass. Attractive women have a higher likelyhood of getting better jobs than less attractive / more qualified people. If an attractive women is stranded on the side of the freeway, a million guys will stop and help her. Your ugly ass will be walkin' for sure.

In so many ways women have it so easy in life, it would just boggle your mind if you only knew...

However the majority of the girls arent good looking.

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