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11-05-2003, 04:14 PM

so last week i fly up to the east coast mostly cuz we had to evacuate our place. anyways i goto the airport ... after i get my boarding pass i goto the sceurity screening place.. ok so this bitch puts a red marker on my pass and says "sir you have been randomly selected for additional screening" i dont mind this shit.. but this is what pissed me off they hand me a huge ass like the size of 2 A4 papers, hot red sheet. so im the only one in a seperate line with a huge red sheet. i can totally see the ppl like starring at me... im like WTF after 10min 2 like army guys come with huge ass guns... " sir please follow us " we goto this like seperate room .. its like a small room with 1 single chair in the middle.. this guy is checking me inch by inch... then hes like whats this writing on your necklace ? .. (persian writting of my name)... WTF . so they take every thing out of my carrying bag and just shove it back in there when their done.. idiots just checked the shoes i had on not the shoes in my bag.. anyways what reallly pissed me off was the same shit happened coming back to san diego
"sir you have been randomly selected"
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11-05-2003, 04:16 PM

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11-05-2003, 04:18 PM

I travel all the time and get hassled mostly because I am younger and flying alone. I just put up with the searches and try to remember that these searches are done for a reason. It sure makes me feel safer when I see searches done on other people that are boarding my plane.
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11-05-2003, 04:19 PM

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11-05-2003, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I travel all the time and get hassled mostly because I am younger and flying alone. I just put up with the searches and try to remember that these searches are done for a reason. It sure makes me feel safer when I see searches done on other people that are boarding my plane.

RIGHT on ... but whats up with the hot red sheet ?

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11-05-2003, 04:21 PM

Customs checked the inside of my ass once when I entered Sweden.

"Spread your ass-cheeks please, Sir"
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11-05-2003, 04:22 PM

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Customs checked the inside of my ass once when I entered Sweden.

"Spread your ass-cheeks please, Sir"

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11-05-2003, 04:24 PM

Rigth after 9/11, when I got stranded on Newfoundland for 3 days, they stripsearched me and searched me 5 times on my way back to Copenhagen.
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11-05-2003, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by KingK7
Rigth after 9/11, when I got stranded on Newfoundland for 3 days, they stripsearched me and searched me 5 times on my way back to Copenhagen.

whatever...no one strp searches anymore
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11-05-2003, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I travel all the time and get hassled mostly because I am younger and flying alone. I just put up with the searches and try to remember that these searches are done for a reason. It sure makes me feel safer when I see searches done on other people that are boarding my plane.

Why would it make you feel safer when they are "not" allowed
to do a random search of arabs?

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11-05-2003, 05:12 PM

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whatever...no one strp searches anymore

With passengers that were in mid-flight at the moment the WTC got hit, they did. We werent even allowed to go to the toilet during the flight back without escort.
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11-05-2003, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by p3rsian
so last week i fly up to the east coast mostly cuz we had to evacuate our place. anyways i goto the airport ... after i get my boarding pass i goto the sceurity screening place.. ok so this bitch puts a red marker on my pass and says "sir you have been randomly selected for additional screening" i dont mind this shit.. but this is what pissed me off they hand me a huge ass like the size of 2 A4 papers, hot red sheet. so im the only one in a seperate line with a huge red sheet. i can totally see the ppl like starring at me... im like WTF after 10min 2 like army guys come with huge ass guns... " sir please follow us " we goto this like seperate room .. its like a small room with 1 single chair in the middle.. this guy is checking me inch by inch... then hes like whats this writing on your necklace ? .. (persian writting of my name)... WTF . so they take every thing out of my carrying bag and just shove it back in there when their done.. idiots just checked the shoes i had on not the shoes in my bag.. anyways what reallly pissed me off was the same shit happened coming back to san diego
"sir you have been randomly selected"
FUCK OFF

you look like a terrorist. they're being polite by saying its random.
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11-05-2003, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by 12clicks

you look like a terrorist. they're being polite by saying its random.
get over it.
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11-05-2003, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by 12clicks

you look like a terrorist. they're being polite by saying its random.
get over it.

yea lets see a picture of what you look like to see why they keep selecting you.

because a pakistani friend of mine often looks like a "terrorist" so he claims and was always afraind to fly, and they have never pulled him out seperately

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11-05-2003, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by KingK7

With passengers that were in mid-flight at the moment the WTC got hit, they did. We werent even allowed to go to the toilet during the flight back without escort.

wow, that sucks the big one. I would rather hold it in then goi with someone there
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11-05-2003, 05:45 PM

Well stop looking like an unshaven mohammad's ass and you won't have a problem, you jew.
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11-05-2003, 05:48 PM

anytime you fly one way you get randomly selected.
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11-05-2003, 05:57 PM

I'm an average white guy, and get "randomly selected" almost every time. It's not really a bother, except sometimes it forces you to be about the last person on the plane. All the overheads are taken up. That sucks.

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11-05-2003, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I travel all the time and get hassled mostly because I am younger and flying alone. I just put up with the searches and try to remember that these searches are done for a reason. It sure makes me feel safer when I see searches done on other people that are boarding my plane.

i have no problem WHAT SO EVER with searches before I get on a plane - but I'm FUCKING PISSED off with canadian customs cause I've been marked and now EVERY damn time I come home AFTER I get off the airplane I get a FULL search of everything. - i loose an extra 1 two 2 hours at the airport. This is JUST about trying to tax me on crap - and I don't smuggle ANYTHING, i even declare the CLOTHS I buy!
if it was random I wouldn't care - BUT EVERY FUCKING TIME is getting ANNOYING.

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11-05-2003, 06:48 PM

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i have no problem WHAT SO EVER with searches before I get on a plane - but I'm FUCKING PISSED off with canadian customs cause I've been marked and now EVERY damn time I come home AFTER I get off the airplane I get a FULL search of everything. - i loose an extra 1 two 2 hours at the airport. This is JUST about trying to tax me on crap - and I don't smuggle ANYTHING, i even declare the CLOTHS I buy!
if it was random I wouldn't care - BUT EVERY FUCKING TIME is getting ANNOYING.

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11-05-2003, 06:51 PM

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11-05-2003, 06:59 PM

u be the judge

do i look like a fuckin terrorist ?

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11-05-2003, 07:05 PM

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11-05-2003, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by p3rsian
u be the judge

do i look like a fuckin terrorist ?

Well, you look middle-eastern... Not saying you look like a terrorist, but if you look middle-eastern, I'd say chances are higher of them checking on you.
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11-05-2003, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by p3rsian
u be the judge

do i look like a fuckin terrorist ?

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11-05-2003, 07:11 PM

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11-05-2003, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by KRL

Nothing personal, but the answer is yes you fit the profile.

i see your point

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11-05-2003, 07:13 PM

You fit the profile of a terrorist way more than....oh....lets say some 89 year old lady from Sweden.

You need to be realistic. You get the extra searches because you're persian. You might not like it, but your anger should be directed towards the terrorists who fucked up your people's image, not the security people who are just trying to protect people.

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11-05-2003, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by BRISK
You fit the profile of a terrorist way more than....oh....lets say some 89 year old lady from Sweden.

You need to be realistic. You get the extra searches because you're persian. You might not like it, but your anger should be directed towards the terrorists who fucked up your people's image, not the security people who are just trying to protect people.

my anger is mostly from the fuckin red sheet !! thats just wrong !

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11-05-2003, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by p3rsian

my anger is mostly from the fuckin red sheet !! thats just wrong !

How do you suggest they handle it differently?

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11-05-2003, 07:15 PM

You might as well just bite the bullit and accept the fact that unfortunately its going to probably happen at every airport you transit through.

That sucks, but the system is predijuiced against young arab looking men and I don't think it will be changing anytime soon.

You might want to join the Boy Scouts and wear a scout uniform when you travel. That should get you through a little easier.

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11-05-2003, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by BRISK

How do you suggest they handle it differently?

yea a white sheet would be fine...

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11-05-2003, 07:16 PM

Just be happy you left the pot at home. One time I forget I forgot I stashed some in my suitcase, and when I get to my destination, I found the crap.
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11-05-2003, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by p3rsian
u be the judge

do i look like a fuckin terrorist ?

My cousin Bob is the head of security at a Kentucky airport. He told me they flag everyone with a unibrow.

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11-05-2003, 07:20 PM

not so!

My parents, of two score and ten vintage were pulled up in perth airport for having c4 in their bags.

Quite amusingly, and in the style of my mother, hse just said to the security guards - you really think I'm packing C4 in my cottontail underwear?

Guards weren't amused, but came up with nothing, of course, but forced my parents to miss their flight.

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11-05-2003, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

My cousin Bob is the head of security at a Kentucky airport. He told me they flag everyone with a unibrow.

You're fucked.

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11-05-2003, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

My cousin Bob is the head of security at a Kentucky airport. He told me they flag everyone with a unibrow.

You're fucked.

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11-05-2003, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by quantum-x
not so!

My parents, of two score and ten vintage were pulled up in perth airport for having c4 in their bags.

Quite amusingly, and in the style of my mother, hse just said to the security guards - you really think I'm packing C4 in my cottontail underwear?

Guards weren't amused, but came up with nothing, of course, but forced my parents to miss their flight.

Why did security think they had C4 in their bags? Did something they had in their bags set off the machines or something?

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11-05-2003, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by BRISK

now this is called a uniborw

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11-05-2003, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by p3rsian

now this is called a uniborw

You have an Asian cousin?

No wonder you get flagged! Asians and Persians with unibrows are bad news. They'll FUCK you up.

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11-05-2003, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

You have an Asian cousin?

No wonder you get flagged! Asians and Persians with unibrows are bad news. They'll FUCK you up.

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11-05-2003, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by p3rsian

now this is called a uniborw

That is the worst unibrow I've ever seen. Could be fake, but still it's funny

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11-05-2003, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by BRISK

That is the worst unibrow I've ever seen. Could be fake, but still it's funny

did it turn u on ?

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11-05-2003, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by p3rsian
did it turn u on ?

It sure did, I jerked it like a horny monkey when I saw that pic, got any more?

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11-06-2003, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by p3rsian
u be the judge

do i look like a fuckin terrorist ?

dude, the only way you could look more guilty is to tatoo the word "bomb" on that giant forehead.

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11-06-2003, 05:03 AM

Originally posted by p3rsian
u be the judge

do i look like a fuckin terrorist ?

yes.
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11-06-2003, 05:06 AM

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11-06-2003, 05:15 AM

Originally posted by 12clicks

dude, the only way you could look more guilty is to tatoo the word "bomb" on that giant forehead.

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