Goddamn, Dave. I have never, and I mean NEVER, run across anyone who lies so pathologically. It's absolutely amazing. The bad part is, you're stupid so you're not even good at it.
Just so you know, we all saw the little msn photo thing his neighbor posted with that pic in it. It was only about a week ago, so taking the pic and putting it on one of your Geocities (ahahahaha) accounts, isn't really fooling anyone. Believe it or not, some of us do have a memory that stretches back that far.
I'm calling Webster today and seeing if they'll make up a new term for the word liar, just for you. God knows you've earned it.