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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #1

    My Gf Is Snoring

    and it sounds like a fucking sawmill....
    What can I do besides put a pillow on her face?
  • freeadultcontent
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 9976

    #2
    Open a packet of top ramien noodles, take out flavor packet and open it. Pour small amount of this flavor packet into her mouth.

    Personally I would normally recomend allum but I seriously doubt you would have that in your spice rack.

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    • jimthefiend
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2003
      • 18889

      #3
      Originally posted by freeadultcontent
      Open a packet of top ramien noodles, take out flavor packet and open it. Pour small amount of this flavor packet into her mouth.

      Personally I would normally recomend allum but I seriously doubt you would have that in your spice rack.




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      • triumph
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 3433

        #4
        Originally posted by jimthefiend
        and it sounds like a fucking sawmill....
        What can I do besides put a pillow on her face?
        put your cock in her mouth

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        • Heather Hamptons
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 2306

          #5
          You can always t-bag her lol
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          • SENSEX
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 1159

            #6
            spooge in her eye

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            • jimthefiend
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 18889

              #7
              Originally posted by Heather Hamptons
              You can always t-bag her lol

              Hey there you go.
              Pics to come.

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              • Heather Hamptons
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2003
                • 2306

                #8
                lol hell yeah. Id love to see that lol.
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                • jimthefiend
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 18889

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Heather Hamptons
                  lol hell yeah. Id love to see that lol.

                  She'd beat my fucking ass from here to Canada.
                  Red head and you know how they are.

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                  • brizzad
                    holla
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 11769

                    #10
                    punch that hoe

                    works best for me

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                    • theharvman
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 1366

                      #11
                      Hey strap some Arabian Goggles on her! This is A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while sticking your dick in her mouth. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.
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                      • axelcat
                        Adult Locals
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 25450

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jimthefiend
                        and it sounds like a fucking sawmill....
                        What can I do besides put a pillow on her face?
                        replace her

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                        • jimthefiend
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 18889

                          #13
                          Shes awake now and reading this.
                          Hey can I get this thread just deleted?

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                          • SleazyDream
                            I'm here for SPORT
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 41470

                            #14
                            Originally posted by triumph


                            put your cock in her mouth
                            This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                            Now read without the word dog.

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                            • jimthefiend
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 18889

                              #15
                              Lens, seriously can you hook a guy up and delete this?

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                              • jimthefiend
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 18889

                                #16
                                I dunno if its this thread or the fact I made a .wav file, but I'm getting dirty looks.

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                                • Hot Tropical Babes
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 3014

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                  and it sounds like a fucking sawmill....
                                  What can I do besides put a pillow on her face?
                                  I hope she beats your ass for saying this about her IN PUBLIC, and if she needs any help I would be more than happy to ablige her
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                                  • MetaMan
                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 28682

                                    #18
                                    take a dump on her face, that'll teach her.

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                                    • jimthefiend
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 18889

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                      take a dump on her face, that'll teach her.



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                                      • puresexnow
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2003
                                        • 300

                                        #20
                                        Snoring is usually linked to obesity or alcoholism...

                                        Is your woman an obese alcoholic?

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                                        • Furious_Female
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 8187

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by puresexnow
                                          Snoring is usually linked to obesity or alcoholism...

                                          Is your woman an obese alcoholic?
                                          Or people with allergies and sinus problems!!
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                                          • MetaformX
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 6704

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                            What can I do besides put a pillow on her face?

                                            Yep, you got it

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