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Anything that talks back to me needs a bitchslap
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I am about to kick our african greys ass!
everytime my girlfriend walks past the cage the fucking thing whistles then goes "oh baby"
and whenever it sees me it goes "oh no, stoppit!"
fucking bird is nutsComment
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i HATE birds. they're loud and they creep me out.Comment
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I have a red lord amazon. And he's an annoying nasty fuck.
Best part.... he'll out live me.
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Kara's da best birdie there is..
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Originally posted by Turboface
Anything that talks back to me needs a bitchslap
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Let me guess. It was HERRRR idea to get the damn bird.Originally posted by siccmade
I am about to kick our african greys ass!
everytime my girlfriend walks past the cage the fucking thing whistles then goes "oh baby"
and whenever it sees me it goes "oh no, stoppit!"
fucking bird is nuts
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Those parrot birds always have this look on their faces like they're thinkin' things......... like they're thinkin' things that they know are beyond your level of comprehension.
There ain't nothing worse than a parrot bird that's been thinkin' things.
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Birds are really damn annoying to have in your houseAdult SEO Partners - Full service Adult SEO Agency serving some of the biggest names in the industry.Comment
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You are a dangerous woman.Originally posted by PersianKitty
Kara's da best birdie there is..
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What kind of bird is that? I want one...Originally posted by PersianKitty
Kara's da best birdie there is..
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when my 18 year old was first starting to talk (somewhere after the age of 1), I guess we had been saying "hey baby" to him alot. His first words were "hey baby", but they came out more like "heeeeeeeyyyyyy baaaabbeeeeeee" like some leacherous old man. I'll never forget standing in the 7-eleven with him in my arms.. this blonde walks by and he goes "heeeeyyyyyyy baaaabeeeee". I wanted to crawl under a rock. He'd do it to every pretty woman he saw.Originally posted by siccmade
I am about to kick our african greys ass!
everytime my girlfriend walks past the cage the fucking thing whistles then goes "oh baby"
and whenever it sees me it goes "oh no, stoppit!"
fucking bird is nuts
Anywhooo.. now they're trying to teach my bird to do that. Heck.. I just got her to where she says "hello" when I walk in the door from the garage. She's got a crazy vocab tho.Comment
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hehe should I threaten you with my bird?Originally posted by TheFLY
You are a dangerous woman.Comment
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She's a Timneh African Grey.. the smaller of the two African Grey varieties.. the other of which is a Congo that has a darker beak, redder tail and is larger.Originally posted by TheFLY
What kind of bird is that? I want one...
I've had her about 20 months. The cats don't mess with her either. She could do more damage to them then they could to her.Comment
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Mine pisses me off most every day. Usually when he shits down my shirt. Or hisses at my fingers for getting too close to his territory on my shoulder. Apparently I'm not allowed to scratch my own neck, that's his job, which he does badly because the feathers on his head just tickle. Damn rescued conure, has no sense at all.
I miss my grey -- the one thing the ex-girlfriend got that I miss. He was technically her bird, but nobody told him. I was boss parrot, she was cage cleaning droid. Who said greys aren't smart?
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Ditto!! I can't stand birds in a house.Originally posted by mean ellie
i HATE birds. they're loud and they creep me out.
I don't think birds like me much either. When I was a kid a friend of mine had a bird and he let it out of its cage and said don't worry he'll just land on your shoulder.
Yeh, he landed on my shoulder alright and then took a shit on my shirt and bit my ear.
I went out the next day and bought a pellet gun for that little shit.
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I have a Hahn's Macaw
Damn bird sings all day and tells me hello 10 million times in a row
i think i like him better than any other pet I've owned beforeComment
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That is the most funny thing I have heard all month...Originally posted by PersianKitty
when my 18 year old was first starting to talk (somewhere after the age of 1), I guess we had been saying "hey baby" to him alot. His first words were "hey baby", but they came out more like "heeeeeeeyyyyyy baaaabbeeeeeee" like some leacherous old man. I'll never forget standing in the 7-eleven with him in my arms.. this blonde walks by and he goes "heeeeyyyyyyy baaaabeeeee". I wanted to crawl under a rock. He'd do it to every pretty woman he
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I'm not afraid.Originally posted by PersianKitty
hehe should I threaten you with my bird?Comment
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u said "hello" first?Originally posted by MrPheer
I have a Hahn's Macaw
Damn bird sings all day and tells me hello 10 million times in a row
i think i like him better than any other pet I've owned beforeComment
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Cool bird PK!
I had a Congo A G for about ten years (lost her in the divorce; it's okay, she was a man's bird anyway, lol). She had an astonishing vocabulary and regularly put sentences together on her own (which was often quite hilarious). She loved to call the cats over and then laugh, laugh, laugh at them. Tormented the puppy as well. "Gooooood girl. Gooooood girl. NO! Bad puppy! Hahahahahaha!"
I would have to think long and hard about getting another grey...but I probably would. ;)Looking for PHP/MySQL solutions? Check out Cyboriginal - custom scripts, installation services and more.Comment
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indoor birds ARe creepy
outdoor birds that can actually fly are cool
I met someone on hawaii (big island) who had an indigo macaw... he'd go down to the beach, the bird would fly over and visit, talk to people from the trees. some cool shit.
falcons are cool
owls are cool
then there's the movie birdy- amazingthe sound of one hand googlewhackingComment
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Squawk.
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there are owls around my house... but I can't figure out how to communicate with 'emOriginally posted by fnet
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owls are cool
then there's the movie birdy- amazing [/B]
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lol You should record that and stick it on a banner here. Or teach it to say "click me now ehe?"Originally posted by siccmade
I am about to kick our african greys ass!
everytime my girlfriend walks past the cage the fucking thing whistles then goes "oh baby"
Parrot banners... Now copyrighted. Think I am on a winner with this idea.Comment
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Originally posted by PersianKitty
when my 18 year old was first starting to talk (somewhere after the age of 1), I guess we had been saying "hey baby" to him alot. His first words were "hey baby", but they came out more like "heeeeeeeyyyyyy baaaabbeeeeeee" like some leacherous old man. I'll never forget standing in the 7-eleven with him in my arms.. this blonde walks by and he goes "heeeeyyyyyyy baaaabeeeee". I wanted to crawl under a rock. He'd do it to every pretty woman he saw.
Anywhooo.. now they're trying to teach my bird to do that. Heck.. I just got her to where she says "hello" when I walk in the door from the garage. She's got a crazy vocab tho. 
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there was this parakeet at this family fun center in florida that i would take my kids occasionally...i would sit and talk to the bird while the kiddos played. I taught it how to say "freakshow" ...when people would walk by it would call them freakshow...was quite amusing
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My parents own over 20 parrots . .ranging from little guys to house rattling bastards of birds .. sounds like a fucking zoo there .. I hate it .
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I get 15%Originally posted by SothArtist
lol You should record that and stick it on a banner here. Or teach it to say "click me now ehe?"
Parrot banners... Now copyrighted. Think I am on a winner with this idea.
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Originally posted by TheFLY
I get 15%
lol 10% and you got a dealComment
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OH SHIT this reminds me of the fucking parrots that visit my parents's house every year- some escaped flock of 300 or so imported parrots hits the juniper trees in front of my parents' house in LA every winter- they get drunk as fuck on the berries, make tons of noise, shit everywhere (they carpet the cars) and leave after 4 days. always thought about catching one. that would be a crime though.Originally posted by machineg
My parents own over 20 parrots . .ranging from little guys to house rattling bastards of birds .. sounds like a fucking zoo there .. I hate it .
I like birds , but moderation is the key .the sound of one hand googlewhackingComment
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Fuck the fact that the little mother fuckers talk back.Originally posted by TheFLY
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Anything that talks back to me needs a bitchslap
Imagine this:
AFter partying at a place in Cancun called Carlos & Charlies, and I must say getting a little tad bit fucked up.. I approached one of those Macaw deals that they have on the island, he gently walked on to my arm, (smiling in some bird way at my drunk ass, perhaps even flirting), than all of a sudden, out of nowhere.... I was featured on "When Parrots Attack!" View the image, thios shit happend 4 months ago, and trust me the pic does no justice to the emotional torment I face everyday when I hear a bird chirp I scream and cry.
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Damn Parrots!Comment
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Yet another example of how these beaked creatures are thinkin' things.Originally posted by Xtc-Xtc
Imagine this:
AFter partying at a place in Cancun called Carlos & Charlies, and I must say getting a little tad bit fucked up.. I approached one of those Macaw deals that they have on the island, he gently walked on to my arm, (smiling in some bird way at my drunk ass, perhaps even flirting), than all of a sudden, out of nowhere.... I was featured on "When Parrots Attack!" View the image, thios shit happend 4 months ago, and trust me the pic does no justice to the emotional torment I face everyday when I hear a bird chirp I scream and cry.
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Damn Parrots!
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PK, we've got one of the larger african greys
you should see when the damn thing decides it wants to walk around and dominate the house.
the dogs don't even mess with it! I think they're scared of it.
The damn bird has a mind of its own. every now and then it'll come jumping from the cage to the kitchen table to grab some food out of the pot! Sometimes I think it eats better than I do.Comment
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I'm just a sexy bird.Originally posted by Xtc-Xtc
he gently walked on to my arm, (smiling in some bird way at my drunk ass, perhaps even flirting), than all of a sudden, out of nowhere.... I was featured on "When Parrots Attack!" View the image, thios shit happend 4 months ago, and trust me the pic does no justice to the emotional torment I face everyday when I hear a bird chirp I scream and cry.
http://www.extremepaychecks.com/extr...rrotattack.JPG
Damn Parrots!Comment
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I had to get rid of my African Grey he turned into a real bitch.
He was funny though he would mimic the phone ringing, then say hello uh huh uh huh ok goodbye and even do the little beep when the phone turned off.
He also mimiced peoples voices perfectly. They are very smart but I don't know why he was so bitchy.
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there's a stupid pet trick you won't see on lettermanOriginally posted by rooster
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Originally posted by TheFLY
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These are my three.
The big one is Sayonara and on here is be'be' and the golden one is Akasha
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When I used to live in massachusetts I had 3 parrots. I had to sell them because they was too fucking loud and they shit out side of the birdcage. The shit eats the floor reallllly quick. It was a nightmare getting them..
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My gray is pretty good about that stuff...
She spends all day outside of her cage and running around the house. If she needs to go, she go's to her cage or to one of her carpets. Like the ones under her swings. Sometimes she go's on one of the dog's, and that is very funny.
I always know when she has because she starts yelling at them... Telling them to get down or something like that!!!
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Yep.
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Here in california they have wild green parrotts, they are mean as fuck and will chase you.
we were driving though a nighboorhood the other day and a flock of about 30 parrotts swarmed down and all landed in one tree,.
they make a screeching sound, wild parrots are fucking scary.
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Jesus, that's alot of birdsOriginally posted by machineg
My parents own over 20 parrots . .ranging from little guys to house rattling bastards of birds .. sounds like a fucking zoo there .. I hate it .
I like birds , but moderation is the key .Comment
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oldschool post?Comment
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