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  • Pipecrew
    Master of Gfy.com
    • Feb 2002
    • 14888

    #1

    Paranoid Chick Roomates

    So I'am driving home today and I see these police cruisers outside the house, I went in and sure enough they were in our place.. I ask what happened and the girls say someone broke in at 4:30 in the afternoon, yes I know, afternoon, while they were in the house. Granted they never saw anyone, this is all just an assumption.

    The cause for all this? our kitchen door was open, It blows open from the wind sometimes if people dont shut it properly, whenever someone is using the barbecue etc.

    So the one girl comes downstairs, freaks out that the kitchen door was open, and automatically assumed we got broken into at 4:30 in the afternoon.

    She calls her mom who is a local judge, the mom gets on the phone and it only took like 3 minutes for the police to arrive (surprise surprise)


    Right now I am sitting here with the locksmith, Yep, They got a locksmith too, He's rekeying 4 double deadbolt locks and cutting keys for all of them on "emergency hours" the bill for this one is going to be amazing..

    Tommorow I wont be surprised if we have a security guard on the front steps.. You have to understand, we dont live in the ghetto, this is one of the nicest student houses ever, it's like a family home, it can eat most student houses!

    ahh well! thats paranoid chicks for ya.
  • MuleScrote
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 4601

    #2



    You will never convince them that the door blew open.
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    • Sly_RJ
      Live Hard - Die Hard
      • Feb 2002
      • 17042

      #3
      Haha, glad mine isn't paranoid. She does worry about the dumbest stuff sometimes though.
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      • Pipecrew
        Master of Gfy.com
        • Feb 2002
        • 14888

        #4
        This is what happens when your parents have more money then brains though.. I live with 2 girls, the one complained that a guy followed her home one time, so they bought her a Brand New Dodge Ram.. The other one told her parents some guy on the bus attacked her (all lies) and they bought her a car! haha.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Tell them for security purposes..you all have to sleep together now

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          • fiveyes
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2001
            • 1680

            #6
            Sorry about that, I'll close the door next time when I sneak out.
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            • BRISK
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Feb 2003
              • 12240

              #7
              After reading all that, the only question I have is: Does she swallow?
              I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
              I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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              • Phoenix
                BACON BACON BACON
                • Nov 2002
                • 35475

                #8
                thats why i dont have roomates anymore
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                • MetaformX
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 6704

                  #9
                  you live with girl roomates? tight. take naked pictures of them and post

                  btw, hi

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                  • PM2
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 504

                    #10
                    are they hot at least?

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                    • Pipecrew
                      Master of Gfy.com
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 14888

                      #11
                      ahahaha. They are hot but once you live with someone, you find them very less appealing, I'am sure others can back me up..

                      One was in the top 10 for Junior Mrs Canada or something, she's like 20, tall and blond.. Also my buddies sister, who lives with us.

                      The other one isnt bad either, she's a real slut

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                      • BRISK
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 12240

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Pipecrew
                        ahahaha. They are hot but once you live with someone, you find them very less appealing, I'am sure others can back me up..

                        One was in the top 10 for Junior Mrs Canada or something, she's like 20, tall and blond.. Also my buddies sister, who lives with us.

                        The other one isnt bad either, she's a real slut
                        You realize of couse that we will require picture confirmation of this. Video would help too.
                        I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                        I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                        • Phoenix
                          BACON BACON BACON
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 35475

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Pipecrew
                          ahahaha. They are hot but once you live with someone, you find them very less appealing, I'am sure others can back me up..

                          One was in the top 10 for Junior Mrs Canada or something, she's like 20, tall and blond

                          The other one isnt bad either, she's a real slut
                          what school you go to...i love sluts
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                          • SENSEX
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 1159

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BRISK


                            You realize of couse that we will require picture confirmation of this. Video would help too.
                            YES, this is true, we need confirmation ASAP!

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                            • The Heron
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 4496

                              #15
                              Leave the door open again, i'll sneak in and really fuck em this time.

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                              • wargames
                                Kliris
                                • May 2003
                                • 10423

                                #16
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                                • Gemini
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 7183

                                  #17
                                  The majority of break-ins around here are in the daylight hours with the largest number between 3-6pm. Now I wonder WHY that is and who it is doing it?

                                  I'd hate to do it, but ANYone (thinking kid in daylight) coming thru a window, door or wall that the dawg misses is getting seriously shot. ALOT.
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                                  • MetaformX
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 6704

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Gemini
                                    The majority of break-ins around here are in the daylight hours with the largest number between 3-6pm. Now I wonder WHY that is and who it is doing it?

                                    I'd hate to do it, but ANYone (thinking kid in daylight) coming thru a window, door or wall that the dawg misses is getting seriously shot. ALOT.
                                    ok, you caught me!

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                                    • beemk
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 20829

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Pipecrew

                                      The other one isnt bad either, she's a real slut
                                      sounds like my kinda girl
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                                      • brand0n
                                        been very busy
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 26983

                                        #20
                                        you have roomates?
                                        want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                        • TheFLY
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 11856

                                          #21
                                          Well being the child of a judge -- you have to imagine that judges are not very popular people with certain criminals -- and family will always be a target... so it just comes with the territory.

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