My audition as a porn star

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  • GeXus
    Confirmed User
    • May 2003
    • 3320

    #1

    My audition as a porn star

    ok so i go to audition as a porn star.. i take off my clothes they check me out.. and say you must be 7" in order to work for us..

    (ok so here it comes)

    I say, Well... what do you want me to do? Its not like i can cut off 3 inches..

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA OMFG.. HAHAHAAHAH


    ok im on first base towards getting drunk..
  • phatzane®
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 1592

    #2
    have another, your not funny yet


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    • hyatla
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 1720

      #3
      You had a hardon at the audition?
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      • doober
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 6984

        #4
        hehehe

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        • feN
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2003
          • 2547

          #5
          i think its funny

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          • gornyhuy
            Chafed.
            • May 2002
            • 18041

            #6
            If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is listening to your post, does anybody give a fuck?

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            • Sly_RJ
              Live Hard - Die Hard
              • Feb 2002
              • 17042

              #7
              Cheesey, but I laughed anyway. Good one!
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              • gornyhuy
                Chafed.
                • May 2002
                • 18041

                #8
                Don't mind me... I'm just cranky bec. CCBill fucked up my signup page so my ref code wasn't getting recorded for an entire day of a hun listing.

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                • phatzane®
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1592

                  #9
                  there's no such thing as an "audition" - luke ford


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                  • Nezster
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 2192

                    #10
                    lol

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                    • Sifu
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                      • Oct 2003
                      • 1791

                      #11
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                      • Peter Romero
                        Long time no happy ending
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 10618

                        #12
                        Originally posted by hyatla
                        You had a hardon at the audition?
                        He better have one.


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