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  • Pad
    elephants dont swat flies
    • Aug 2003
    • 1262

    #1

    The Terrific Thread of Embarassing Moments

    My house has always gotten cleaned once a week by a maid type of lady.. her name is Karen. One day I decided to wake up and give my sausage a good snappin', anyway I didn't know she was in my house and when it came time for her to come clean my room she damn near walked into the fully erect penis of a 15 year old boy. She walked out and never spoke of it again.. I haven't been able to make eye contact with her sense
  • wargames
    Kliris
    • May 2003
    • 10423

    #2
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    • SpaceAce
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 6493

      #3
      If your life was a porno movie, she would sucked your cock and let you fuck her in the ass.

      SpaceAce

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      • Floridiot
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2003
        • 1346

        #4
        is she hot if so you should try and hook it up


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        • Pad
          elephants dont swat flies
          • Aug 2003
          • 1262

          #5
          Originally posted by SpaceAce
          If your life was a porno movie, she would sucked your cock and let you fuck her in the ass.

          SpaceAce
          she has the mustash of a fully grown man and an odd scent

          it would have been some stileproject type shit

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          • Trent Edison
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jun 2003
            • 6132

            #6
            She was a tranny.

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            • Tuga
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 7678

              #7
              Originally posted by Pad
              My house has always gotten cleaned once a week by a maid type of lady.. her name is Karen. One day I decided to wake up and give my sausage a good snappin', anyway I didn't know she was in my house and when it came time for her to come clean my room she damn near walked into the fully erect penis of a 15 year old boy. She walked out and never spoke of it again.. I haven't been able to make eye contact with her sense
              Are you 16 now?

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              • SpaceAce
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2002
                • 6493

                #8
                Originally posted by Pad


                she has the mustash of a fully grown man and an odd scent

                it would have been some stileproject type shit
                Her moustache would tickle your balls. Is there a down side, here?

                SpaceAce

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                • Pad
                  elephants dont swat flies
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 1262

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Tuga


                  Are you 16 now?
                  17 year old computer genius/mad scientist

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                  • hyatla
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 1720

                    #10
                    how often do you snap your sausage? Mind appearing on my cam site?
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                    • Pad
                      elephants dont swat flies
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 1262

                      #11
                      not to mention im 17 you sick weirdo



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                      • siccmade
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 1641

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Pad
                        not to mention im 17 you sick weirdo



                        + adorable!
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                        • Pad
                          elephants dont swat flies
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 1262

                          #13
                          haha.. sicc why do you obsess over me

                          I've been in the xxx webmaster scene since 99 or so, I am qualified to post here.. as far as being an a0l h4x0r we all had to start somewhere.. get over it, you won't find waol.exe on my hard drive

                          you seem to think you know me, but the sad truth is you've always sat and admired me from a far touching yourself. get off my nuts

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                          • siccmade
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 1641

                            #14
                            OK, I'll quit

                            usually the only time I post is when I am fucking with someone or acting crazy

                            I dunno you, you dunno me, I like it that way

                            But i'll quit talking shit

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                            • brand0n
                              been very busy
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 26983

                              #15
                              dont you have to be 18 to post here?

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