Naughty Poems

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  • prostock
    On probation
    • Jun 2002
    • 4160

    #1

    Naughty Poems

    POEM # 1

    I like your style
    I like your class
    but most of all i like your ass

    POEM # 2

    Im a cool girl, in a cool town
    it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

    POEM # 3

    Kissing is a habit
    Fucking is a game
    Guys get all the pleasure
    Girls get all the pain
    The guy says i love you
    You believe its true
    But when your tummy starts to swell,
    He says 'to hell with you'
    10 minutes of pleasure
    9 months in pain
    3 days in hospital
    A baby without a name
    The baby is a bastard
    The mother is a whore
    This never wouldn't have happened
    If the rubber wouldn't have torn

    POEM # 4

    Guys are like roses,
    Watch out for the pricks.

    POEM # 5

    Smoke a smoke
    Not a butt
    Fuck a virgin
    Not a slut.

    POEM # 6

    Sex is bad
    Sex is a sin
    Sins are forgiven
    So stick it in.

    POEM # 7

    Holy mother, full of grace
    Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
    Bless his hair that tends to curl
    Keep him safe from all the girls
    Bless his arms that are so strong
    Keep his hands where they belong
    Bless his dick, the one i sucked
    Bless the bed, in which we fucked
    And if my Mom happened to walk in
    Bless the shit I'd be in.

    POEM # 8

    Sex is when a guys communication
    enters a girls information
    to increase the population
    for a younger generation
    do you get the information...
    or do you need a demonstration

    POEM # 9

    Men are like public toilets
    They are either engaged or full of shit!

    POEM # 10

    If guys had they periods
    They would compare the size of their tampons!

    POEM # 11

    Mental anxiety,
    Mental breakdowns,
    Menstrual cramps,
    Menopause...
    Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

    POEM # 12

    Roses are red,
    Violets are corny,
    When I think of you
    Ohh baby I get horny,
    Eat me,
    Beat me,
    Bite me,
    Blow me,
    Suck me,
    Fuck me,
    Very slowly,
    if you kiss me,
    dont be sassy,
    Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

    Poem #13

    Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
    I'm In Love But Not With You...
    When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
    But All It Was...
    Was Another Guy,
    You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
    I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
    I Said I Loved You
    And You Thought It Was True,
    But Guess What Baby?!
    You Got Played Too!!

    Poem #14

    Guys are like parking spots...
    the good ones are always taken...
    and the ones that are available,
    are either handicapped or too far away!!

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