Friday, reports surfaced that Microsoft was interested in buying Google. Instead, food giant Nestlhaha1497; announced that its sweetened offer to buy the Internet search engine company has been accepted. full story
Nestlé to buy Google
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lol.. makes no fucking sense
"We believe that this acquisition will be good for the consumer," says Nestlé CEO Peter Brabeck. "Now anyone on the Internet can connect to NesGoogle, which will automatically determine their region and point them to retail outlets for Nestlé products."
who the fuck searches the internet for nestle related products..
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I can see it now..
Go to google and see 14 dozen ads for Nestle products and a small, hard to find search box..
Google got where it is by NOT doing what the others do..
MSN.. Yahoo... nothing but ads all over the page.. makes them NOT just a search engine..
Google started as a search engine and has remained the same..
But whomever buys it will no doubt try to fix somethin that's not broke..Comment
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If it hasn't hit Bloomberg or CNN it hasn't happened yet.Comment
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Originally posted by brand0n
dude.. dont post useless shit and waste all our time
thanks
rofl.. did you forget where you were?Comment
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Yeah, they're paying in chocolateOriginally posted by Markit
nestle?
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Yes, yes, quite reliable :D
Sources close to the deal disclosed that Google CEO Eric Schmidt was coerced into accepting the deal with Nestlé. Mr. Brabeck is alleged to have placed a large bowl of Nestlé Crunch Pieces in front of Mr. Schmidt during their discussions, refusing to allow him to eat any until agreeing to the takeover, while promising a free lifetime supply upon completion of the deal.
Asked to comment on the deal, Mr. Schmidt had very little to say; his only comment sounded something like "Mmmmmm."
Nestlé CEO Brabeck, asked what Nestlé plans to buy next, replied that NescroSoft has a nice ring to it
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Hope not, chances are it would be terrible for the porn business.
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