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  • dj pussy
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    • Jul 2003
    • 1440

    #1

    Nestlé to buy Google

    Friday, reports surfaced that Microsoft was interested in buying Google. Instead, food giant Nestlhaha1497; announced that its sweetened offer to buy the Internet search engine company has been accepted. full story
    Last edited by dj pussy; 11-02-2003, 09:08 AM.
  • klik
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 5092

    #2
    too fake.

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    • chowda
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      • Jun 2003
      • 9527

      #3
      holy shit


      u killed ron goldman.
      Someone finds you...
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      • Cyborg69
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2002
        • 932

        #4
        what a load of bullshit

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        • Trax
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          • Aug 2001
          • 14486

          #5
          :

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          • JamesK
            hi
            • Jun 2002
            • 16731

            #6
            Originally posted by Cyborg69
            what a load of bullshit
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            • GrimShawn
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 8120

              #7
              once again another post of crap

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              • triumph
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 3433

                #8
                The news forge is a very realible source! They are up their with CNN and FOX News.

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                • justsexxx
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 13723

                  #9
                  Originally posted by triumph
                  The news forge is a very realible source! They are up their with CNN
                  Realible and CNN? What is wrong here
                  Questions?

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                  • GeXus
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2003
                    • 3320

                    #10
                    lol.. makes no fucking sense

                    "We believe that this acquisition will be good for the consumer," says Nestlé CEO Peter Brabeck. "Now anyone on the Internet can connect to NesGoogle, which will automatically determine their region and point them to retail outlets for Nestlé products."

                    who the fuck searches the internet for nestle related products..

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                    • Scootermuze
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 4513

                      #11
                      I can see it now..

                      Go to google and see 14 dozen ads for Nestle products and a small, hard to find search box..

                      Google got where it is by NOT doing what the others do..

                      MSN.. Yahoo... nothing but ads all over the page.. makes them NOT just a search engine..

                      Google started as a search engine and has remained the same..
                      But whomever buys it will no doubt try to fix somethin that's not broke..

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                      • JamesK
                        hi
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 16731

                        #12
                        that's the dumbest idea ever.
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                        • Markit
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1305

                          #13
                          nestle?

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                          • DarkJedi
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                            • Feb 2001
                            • 28301

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Wildcard



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                            • VirtuMike
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                              • May 2002
                              • 2483

                              #15
                              If it hasn't hit Bloomberg or CNN it hasn't happened yet.
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                              • brand0n
                                been very busy
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 26983

                                #16
                                dude.. dont post useless shit and waste all our time

                                thanks
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                                • The Truth Hurts
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                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 15776

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by brand0n
                                  dude.. dont post useless shit and waste all our time

                                  thanks

                                  rofl.. did you forget where you were?

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                                  • BlueDesignStudios
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                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 9492

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Markit
                                    nestle?
                                    Yeah, they're paying in chocolate

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                                    • PimpMeNot
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 342

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by brand0n
                                      dude.. dont post useless shit and waste all our time

                                      thanks
                                      newsforge happens to be a fairly reliable source of news
                                      yes

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                                      • Plan9
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 1801

                                        #20





                                        Sources close to the deal disclosed that Google CEO Eric Schmidt was coerced into accepting the deal with Nestlé. Mr. Brabeck is alleged to have placed a large bowl of Nestlé Crunch Pieces in front of Mr. Schmidt during their discussions, refusing to allow him to eat any until agreeing to the takeover, while promising a free lifetime supply upon completion of the deal.

                                        Asked to comment on the deal, Mr. Schmidt had very little to say; his only comment sounded something like "Mmmmmm."

                                        Nestlé CEO Brabeck, asked what Nestlé plans to buy next, replied that NescroSoft has a nice ring to it



                                        Yes, yes, quite reliable :D

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                                        • ZoiNk
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 2370

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by PimpMeNot


                                          newsforge happens to be a fairly reliable source of news
                                          Esp when it is listed in the "humor" category
                                          ZoiNk
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                                          • PimpMeNot
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 342

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Plan9


                                            Yes, yes, quite reliable :D
                                            Very cute
                                            yes

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                                            • who
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 19593

                                              #23
                                              It's definately fake because actually, I'm buying Google.

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                                              • genomega
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 1190

                                                #24
                                                Hope not, chances are it would be terrible for the porn business.


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                                                • WiredGuy
                                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 34515

                                                  #25
                                                  Newsforge.com huh.... was a fake before I even opened the link!
                                                  WG
                                                  I play with Google.

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                                                  • Persecuted
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 117

                                                    #26

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