Sites that teach martial arts, etc?

Make some new Italian friends.

Peace through superior firepower.

you can learn fighting by surfing the web? interesting concept

carry a small knife with the blade the length of your middle finger....

Dude, you cant learn this shit online, go to a place and get lessons, there are people that will teach you street fighting tactics etc and its pretty cheap.

either go here http://www.brucelee.com , or like A&H said hook up some REAL life Beefy Guido's, no juicylinks lol

tip#2 pay cash

http://www.magnumresearch.com

dude.. for these type of activities you are supposed to leave the house.

If thats not an option: dont bother martial arts, get yourself a gun

Well yeah I know it's kind of lame to try and learn that shit on a computer but I'm fighting some dumb high school senior jocks. I've seen them fight and all they do is punch each other with as much force as possible. I've destroyed people with that mindset before, I just want to know what to do if one of them gets me in a simple hold or something. I really should be OK though, I'm quick and dirty. Over the past few months I've read alot about ninjutsu(first reason was for business tips ). I'd recommend everyone read up on that if you want to get everything in life your way.

What I may just do(thanks to ninjutsu tactics) is wait until
1) They have weed on them
2) There's a cop around the corner
Then I'll just approach them, take a few punches and have a friend conveniently on the corner to call a cop when they start.

As sleazy says, fight smart not hard

Why do they want to kick your ass?

Football player: Why didnt you hang out with me today when you saw me?
My Girl: Cause I was going to meet dan
Football: Your a hahahaha, I should have gotten your attention
My Girl: Fuck off
Football: I'm gonna get my team together and kick his ass, I know that'll hurt you most.

They were yelling shit at me while I was driving by them tonight and I'm pretty sure they ripped out my foglight casings in the parking lot. My girl threw a lit cigarette out the window at his face

After 24 years of martial arts training the idea of learning online is both amusing and kinda scarry to me. You have to be taught personally, and you have to practice on others.

My suggestion .... get a gun.

Yeah its not like sex.........you can't practice on yourself.

www.entertheninja.com

Trick them into drinking the GHB, then beat them up when they're out. :-)

Ok first of all a small lesson in how martial arts works.

You will never be able to take on 4-10 guys at ones even if you are fucking bruce lee.

And as far as hapkido works it wont do shit for you in a situation like that.

Best deal is to just run like hell and be happy you made it out alive.

My best bet would be for you to start taking shootfighting lessons or maby something like brazilian juijutsu.

They are the only 2 martial arts I seen working really good in my 15 years of training.

But not even these 2 arts will save you from 4 guys.

And nomatter how hight you pain level is you brain still shuts down after a good hit in the head.

SO my bet would be...

Run away. Or bring a gun.

No way you will take these guys on with your bare hands.

Stay safe and take care.

CumSensei

This is my first post (Hi to all the guys I partied with at InterNext!), but I couldn't resist answering, since I used to fight no-holds-barred and shootfighting.

First of all: I hate to tell you, but there's no way to learn martial arts from a website, book, video or anything other than hands on. Secondly, there is no "quick fix": you have to dedicate your time to it. Thirdly, there is no such thing as ninjutsu anymore...just an Americanized representation of an era of martial arts films. (Saying you study ninjutsu to a Japanese would be like saying you study "cowboys and indians" to an American).

About the fight (ah, the good 'ol high school days...): Obviously try to evade it verbally first. If that doesn't work, here's at least a few tips:
(1) Keep to the outside of the circle...don't let someone get your back
(2) Keep moving...don't let them get a bead on you
(3) Relax...NOTHING hinders a fighter more than keeping tense: it slows you down, reduces sensitivity (in the feedback/flexability sense), lessens your hits and gives them something sturdier to hold onto. I can almost guarantee you these guys will be tense slugfest guys...use that to your advantage by *moving* and being quicker and more malleable.
(4) Make your strikes count...don't just punch in the face; hit vital areas: eyeballs, groin, knees, throat...that's pretty much it without training (the nose will probably work against these guys but there are guys out there that won't even flinch if punched in the nose). Keep in mind this is a self-defense recommendation; not a legal one.
(5) Fight dirty. They say you shouldn't kick a man when he's down; I can't think of a better time. It's what? 8-to-1? Start kicking.
(6) Distract. In boxing and kickboxing, they rarely hit two like strikes in repetition: Always be left-right or low-high, etc. Jab to the face and then kick out a knee. Kick to the groin, and finger jab to the eyes. The first is a distraction for the second, and it can vastly help your odds.

There's lots of other tips, but that should at least help a little. Still no substitute to training by any means. Good luck!

Don't listen to these haters, they just want to keep you down. Go sign up for Ninja school and kick some ass.

http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_school/index.html

That is some funny shit...

lmao,

dude are you still in highschool.if they ripped off something from your car i doubt they beat your ass,they seem like pussies.

Never underestimate the power of stupidity.

But yeah, they're typical bullies. I doubt very much they would stand up to someone willing to fight back without their numbers. I had to help someone out tonight in the same situation: 3 drunk GA guys against one little bartender. As soon as they realized it wasn't a 3-on-1 fight anymore, they all backed down. Pussies.

Or just give them a space-cake (cake with weed, for those who don't know)
If you need any recipes ask me