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  • nofx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16826

    #1

    What are you handing out tonight to trick or treaters?

    i think i'll had out floppy disks with trojans on them.
    Lollipop.exe

    i hope no one rings my door bell, i dont have anything to give.

    Often times I wonder why
    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
    When sickness comes I must decide:
    When feelings go, theres suicide.
  • wargames
    Kliris
    • May 2003
    • 10423

    #2
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    • GeXus
      Confirmed User
      • May 2003
      • 3320

      #3
      umm.....

      nerd?

      "im giving out floppy disks"
      "oh wait, maybe ill give out a 1ft peice of fiber optic cable"
      "or no, i could give out a single bank media cd"

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      • arial
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2002
        • 4012

        #4
        I'll be handing out shots of Southern Comfort to myself all night.

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        • smack
          Push Porn Like Weight.
          • Mar 2002
          • 10652

          #5
          razor blades and lsd laced kit kat's.
          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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          • Why
            MFBA
            • Mar 2003
            • 7230

            #6
            i got some bad ass candy for them. gonna give them handfuls of it too. but them little fuckers try to come back twice and ill be knocking heads.

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            • jfpjeff
              Registered User
              • May 2003
              • 53

              #7
              weapons and directions to my x-girlfriends house

              my boss is hanging out certificates good for a free tgp gallery
              but you must come to our door to collect it.
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              • reynold
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2002
                • 51271

                #8
                Originally posted by nofx
                i think i'll had out floppy disks with trojans on them.
                Lollipop.exe

                i hope no one rings my door bell, i dont have anything to give.
                now that's original hahaha

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                • Dawgy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 5856

                  #9
                  im handing out condoms.
                  the revolution is coming.

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                  • Sly_RJ
                    Live Hard - Die Hard
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 17042

                    #10
                    I'm handing out free 30 minute passwords to my sites. The boys will love it I'm sure.
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                    • rooster
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 2384

                      #11
                      pretending im not home
                      Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.

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                      • JFPdude
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 4027

                        #12
                        Business cards to the parents showing http://jfpgalleries.com telling them about the free porn I give away.

                        The kids will get gobs of candy.

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                        • tootie
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 6041

                          #13
                          I got cute little plastic bags with ghosts and bats and pumpkins printed on them and I put a mini Snickers, a mini Reece's and a Tootsie Roll Pop inside each one and tied them with metallic silver twist ties. I've got 25 bags made and I'm going to make up another 25 in just a little while.


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                          • Bex
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 2382

                            #14
                            Coffe Crisp chocolate bars

                            And beers or shots to the parents.


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                            • DrGuile
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 2025

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bex
                              Coffe Crisp chocolate bars

                              And beers or shots to the parents.
                              Full size bars?
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                              • nofx
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 16826

                                #16
                                i'll probably be really high when everyone starts trick or treating so maybe when I open the door, i will grab candy out their bags and close the door. hahah, i wonder what they would do?

                                Often times I wonder why
                                There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                When sickness comes I must decide:
                                When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                • detoxed
                                  vip member
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 17798

                                  #17
                                  I'm cutting a hole in my candy bucket.. when I open the door I'll have my dick stuck in it, when the kids reach in to get candy they'll get a special surprise!


                                  LOL j/k thats really sick

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                                  • Oracle Porn
                                    Affiliate
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 24433

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by nofx
                                    i hope no one rings my door bell, i dont have anything to give.
                                    same here


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                                    • SENSEX
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 1159

                                      #19
                                      im handing out cans of coke. Acually not even real coke, the cheap Wal Mart brand "great value"

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                                      • nofx
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 16826

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by detoxed
                                        I'm cutting a hole in my candy bucket.. when I open the door I'll have my dick stuck in it, when the kids reach in to get candy they'll get a special surprise!


                                        LOL j/k thats really sick
                                        ah, the ole dick in the bucket trick, just be careful the parents dont grab the candy for their kids! some of those fathers are really really big...

                                        Often times I wonder why
                                        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                        When sickness comes I must decide:
                                        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                        • Oracle Porn
                                          Affiliate
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 24433

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by tootie
                                          I got cute little plastic bags with ghosts and bats and pumpkins printed on them and I put a mini Snickers, a mini Reece's and a Tootsie Roll Pop inside each one and tied them with metallic silver twist ties. I've got 25 bags made and I'm going to make up another 25 in just a little while.
                                          DAMN! I want to get one


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                                          • Oracle Porn
                                            Affiliate
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 24433

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by nofx
                                            i'll probably be really high when everyone starts trick or treating so maybe when I open the door, i will grab candy out their bags and close the door. hahah, i wonder what they would do?


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                                            • Oracle Porn
                                              Affiliate
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 24433

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by detoxed
                                              I'm cutting a hole in my candy bucket.. when I open the door I'll have my dick stuck in it, when the kids reach in to get candy they'll get a special surprise!


                                              LOL j/k thats really sick

                                              you better hope some hot mom will grab the candy for the kids


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                                              • thePelican
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 663

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by arial
                                                I'll be handing out shots of Southern Comfort all night.

                                                Guess I know where I'm going Trick or Treating!! LOL

                                                We're giving out AirHeads (Yummy) FunSize chocolate bars, (twix, hersheys, etc...) and other various crap! I'm trying to rid the house of candy. My sweet tooth gets teh best of me sometimes.

                                                O and All of these items are beneficial to your teeth so eat up!!

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                                                • Dawgy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 5856

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by tootie
                                                  I got cute little plastic bags with ghosts and bats and pumpkins printed on them and I put a mini Snickers, a mini Reece's and a Tootsie Roll Pop inside each one and tied them with metallic silver twist ties. I've got 25 bags made and I'm going to make up another 25 in just a little while.
                                                  hmm, wuts ur address?
                                                  the revolution is coming.

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                                                  • detoxed
                                                    vip member
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 17798

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by nofx


                                                    ah, the ole dick in the bucket trick, just be careful the parents dont grab the candy for their kids! some of those fathers are really really big...
                                                    only the milfs can reach in my special bucket

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                                                    • juicylinks
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 122992

                                                      #27
                                                      Cigarettes

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                                                      • jfpjeff
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • May 2003
                                                        • 53

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                        Cigarettes
                                                        What brand?
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