If it hadn't been for Reagan, you would have your dumb ass drafted in to the Cold War.
For you who don't know any better, the Cold War was just about the coldest frickin' war on record. Up until RR became President, everyone had to go to the Cold War because there was a draft. Not many people remember that. And dumb fucks... which you may or may not resemble... were drafted in that Cold War.
It was pretty damn cold too... don't you be foolin' yourself.
So... please... show a little thankfulness that you are not drafted.
Just say "No" and turn off the TV.