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10-31-2003, 05:12 AM

Okay, so I was taking a shit. And then it was like a bomb was coming out and it hurted so much and it made me scream so I put some ice cubes and ahhhhhhh fuck that hurts.

I'm gonna take a shower now and clean my hairy ass.

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10-31-2003, 05:12 AM

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10-31-2003, 05:13 AM

Originally posted by Wildcard
Okay, so I was taking a shit. And then it was like a bomb was coming out and it hurted so much and it made me scream so I put some ice cubes and ahhhhhhh fuck that hurts.

I'm gonna take a shower now and clean my hairy ass.

does it bleed?
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10-31-2003, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by johnbosh
does it bleed?

It feels like it does, I'm not sure. I'm also afraid to touch it (don't want to infect my asshole).

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10-31-2003, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by Wildcard
Okay, so I was taking a shit. And then it was like a bomb was coming out and it hurted so much and it made me scream so I put some ice cubes and ahhhhhhh fuck that hurts.

I'm gonna take a shower now and clean my hairy ass.

jeeez LMAO

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10-31-2003, 05:14 AM

far too much information dude.....

sounds painful though

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10-31-2003, 05:16 AM

goatse 2??
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10-31-2003, 05:18 AM

you might wanna go see a doc man, that dont sound like it could be good at all

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10-31-2003, 05:19 AM

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10-31-2003, 05:19 AM

Originally posted by brand0n
you might wanna go see a doc man, that dont sound like it could be good at all

yeah I'm gonna check out my asshole in the mirror in a second. if it looks bad, I'm going to call 911

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10-31-2003, 05:20 AM

happend to me once, a really jagged shit with alot of corn in it

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10-31-2003, 05:21 AM

Originally posted by Wildcard

yeah I'm gonna check out my asshole in the mirror in a second. if it looks bad, I'm going to call 911

Thank god i'm not in the emergency service...

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10-31-2003, 05:26 AM

Originally posted by Scott McD

Thank god i'm not in the emergency service...
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10-31-2003, 05:41 AM

haha funny shit, i hate it when that happens to me

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10-31-2003, 05:42 AM

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10-31-2003, 05:45 AM

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10-31-2003, 05:58 AM

okay just took a shower. damn, the hot water touching the flesh of my lovely ass hurted so much. guys, be carefull with hot poop.

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10-31-2003, 06:00 AM

Originally posted by Wildcard
okay just took a shower. damn, the hot water touching the flesh of my lovely ass hurted so much. guys, be carefull with hot poop.

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10-31-2003, 06:04 AM

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10-31-2003, 06:05 AM

Originally posted by Wildcard
Okay, so I was taking a shit. And then it was like a bomb was coming out and it hurted so much and it made me scream so I put some ice cubes and ahhhhhhh fuck that hurts.

I'm gonna take a shower now and clean my hairy ass.

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10-31-2003, 06:07 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
pics ?

ummm ... gross!

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10-31-2003, 06:10 AM

stop playing with yourself

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10-31-2003, 06:10 AM

i am just laughing hard here glad you feel the need to share i will forever think of Wildcard now bleeding out the ass lol

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10-31-2003, 06:20 AM

Hahaha.

Wildcard is like 20, so hemorroids isn't really a diagnosis. maybe one of your anal sphincters ruptured (sluitspier) ;)
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10-31-2003, 06:22 AM

Does it bleed?
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10-31-2003, 06:22 AM

Originally posted by peewee

stop playing with yourself

thanks for ruining my day

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10-31-2003, 06:22 AM

don't you have a journal or something you could write this nasty shit in instead of sharing it with us?

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10-31-2003, 06:24 AM

Originally posted by reynold
Hahaha.

Wildcard is like 20, so hemorroids isn't really a diagnosis. maybe one of your anal sphincters ruptured (sluitspier) ;)

Actually, at 20, people can also get hemorrhoids. Just takes a lot of anal sex without enough lube.

(if you wonder how I know this, let's just say my ex-gf will have something to remember me by for the rest of her life )

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10-31-2003, 06:25 AM

Originally posted by myjah
don't you have a journal or something you could write this nasty shit in instead of sharing it with us?

no

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10-31-2003, 06:25 AM

Originally posted by punkworld

Actually, at 20, people can also get hemorrhoids. Just takes a lot of anal sex without enough lube.

(if you wonder how I know this, let's just say my ex-gf will have something to remember me by for the rest of her life )

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10-31-2003, 06:25 AM

don't want to infect my asshole).

To prevent contamination, you need to clean it. I recommend bending over in the shower like you are about to take one. Then, pour rubbing alcohol down your back and let it run betwixt your ass cheeks into the tub. Let it sit for a few minutes to be sure.

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10-31-2003, 06:26 AM

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10-31-2003, 06:27 AM

Originally posted by DamnGoodRatio

To prevent contamination, you need to clean it. I recommend bending over in the shower like you are about to take one. Then, pour rubbing alcohol down your back and let it run betwixt your ass cheeks into the tub. Let it sit for a few minutes to be sure.

Damn i think if you do that, you ain't gonna sit down for a week long or something
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10-31-2003, 07:20 AM

http://www.zug.com/scrawl/analbob/

That seems to be the proper treatment. Get some Scandanavian doctor to shove a stainless steel thermos up your rectum... all better.

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10-31-2003, 07:21 AM

WG, take good care of your ass and it would take good care of you...

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10-31-2003, 07:24 AM

Originally posted by KraZ
WG, take good care of your ass and it would take good care of you...

It's WC (Wildcard, not WiredGuy), but thanks for the advice.

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10-31-2003, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by Wildcard
thanks for ruining my day

Nope.

I will ruin your day.
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10-31-2003, 07:28 AM

Man, I'm sorry I got your name wrong...

I was reading the story about Bob the Anal Fissure and got distracted for second there ;-)

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10-31-2003, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by LeeNoga

Nope.

I will ruin your day.

That is pretty hardcore... hehe

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10-31-2003, 07:30 AM

From Bob the Anal Fissure story (a must-read):

"The surgery that had been scheduled for October 29th has been postponed until December the first. Bob has had a stay of execution, a reprieve if you will.

Bob has become a holy terror of an anal fissure and my surgeon has informed me that the most effective way of dealing with Bob is a form of surgical exorcism that is know to the medical profession as VIOLENT ANAL DILATION. I am not making this up! They are going to anaesthetize both Bob and me, and then dilate my asshole to a diameter that until that moment it has never known.

My greatest fear is becoming conscious and out of the corner of my eye seeing the medical staff zipping up their trousers...

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10-31-2003, 07:31 AM

ohhh god, that pic is so fucking nasty

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10-31-2003, 07:57 AM

Originally posted by Wildcard
ohhh god, that pic is so fucking nasty

Yeah the guy was in a meet and was lifting weights and pushed his innards outdoors, and it was a logistical nightmare for the paramedics and surgeons, but he was repaired....
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