Drunk driving ? Drugs in the car ? GREAT EXCUSE THREAD
Now obviously the easiest solution is dont drive drunk or with drugs , BUT, heres a thread with some good excuses.
First of all be prepared. If you own a car you should have an anti-cop emergency kit
Place inside this small kit under your seat, with one small spray cologne , some breathmints , small pouch of baking soda ( one dose ) , some fake blood pills ( get at joke store ).
This is a last ditch kit , if you know your fucked.
quickly eat the breathmints spray the cologne in the car place blod pills in mouth and eat the dose of baking soda ( this should make you throw up almost instantly so wait till the cop is almost at your door )
Fake a seizure as he arrives at the door , leap out and do the funky chicken at his feet while spewing blood and vomit from your mouth.. Tell them your having an allergic attack to something inane like sugar or peanuts.
The cop wont want to touch you let alone give you a breath test , and chances are they will forget to search your car too.
Suprise piss test at work ?? heres a surefire method.
Before you go in for the test , soak your hands in bleach , then as you go to take a piss , just piss a bit on your fingers and the residual bleach will make the test null.
First of all be prepared. If you own a car you should have an anti-cop emergency kit
Place inside this small kit under your seat, with one small spray cologne , some breathmints , small pouch of baking soda ( one dose ) , some fake blood pills ( get at joke store ).
This is a last ditch kit , if you know your fucked.
quickly eat the breathmints spray the cologne in the car place blod pills in mouth and eat the dose of baking soda ( this should make you throw up almost instantly so wait till the cop is almost at your door )
Fake a seizure as he arrives at the door , leap out and do the funky chicken at his feet while spewing blood and vomit from your mouth.. Tell them your having an allergic attack to something inane like sugar or peanuts.
The cop wont want to touch you let alone give you a breath test , and chances are they will forget to search your car too.
Suprise piss test at work ?? heres a surefire method.
Before you go in for the test , soak your hands in bleach , then as you go to take a piss , just piss a bit on your fingers and the residual bleach will make the test null.
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