So I get this call from Lensman......

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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #1

    So I get this call from Lensman......

    This was kinda strange. Instead of the normal heavy breathing and sexy talk with the usual female voice, he actually offered to buy my sig space.

    As you have seen from past sig purchases, I will not sell to just anybody and I demand top dollar for my sig. Well....Along with promising to double his business through my 900# sex lines, he has also offered a substancial payoff for my posting efforts.

    Full blown, all expenses covered trip to L.A. for the Webmaster Access West show. Airfare, Hotel, Rental Car, Food (possibly the single most costly item), and enough spending money to get me through a day or two in the Los Angeles garment district.

    So in ending...I hope to see a lot of you there...Not all of you though.

    oh...and SEE SIG!
  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #2
    The only fucked part is that since I don not currently promote any of the show sponsors, I have to pay the $50.00 registration fee.

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    • Brad-Wishing
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 2415

      #3
      Anal?
      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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      • AaronM
        GFY Royality ;)
        • Oct 2001
        • 46917

        #4
        Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
        Anal?

        No thanks. I'll pass.

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        • SleazyDream
          I'm here for SPORT
          • Jul 2001
          • 41470

          #5
          nice

          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

          Now read without the word dog.

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          • PersianKitty
            Meow Media Inc.
            • Jul 2001
            • 7785

            #6
            Geezz.. now I'm thinking.. do I need to start posting more and sell mine. Maybe become like Amp or AaronM or Sleazy and post tons and tons to get my sig seen. (course I have sigs turned off)

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            • Brad-Wishing
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 2415

              #7
              Damn is NO ONE up for new things these days?
              SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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              • WiredGuy
                Pounding Googlebot
                • Aug 2002
                • 34517

                #8
                Originally posted by AaronM
                The only fucked part is that since I don not currently promote any of the show sponsors, I have to pay the $50.00 registration fee.
                I'm sure Lensman can sneak you in the backdoor
                WG
                I play with Google.

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917

                  #9
                  Originally posted by WiredGuy


                  I'm sure Lensman can sneak you in the backdoor
                  WG
                  He tries that every time we are alone.

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                  • Jason
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 4287

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AaronM
                    The only fucked part is that since I don not currently promote any of the show sponsors, I have to pay the $50.00 registration fee.
                    I got your back.
                    I stay busy.

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                    • chowda
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 9527

                      #11
                      damn man... post that pic of the sandwitch eating u

                      classic.
                      Someone finds you...
                      2007

                      PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

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                      • AaronM
                        GFY Royality ;)
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 46917

                        #12
                        Originally posted by chowda
                        damn man... post that pic of the sandwitch eating u

                        classic.

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                        • Tanker
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2000
                          • 9287

                          #13
                          see you there

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                          • WiredGuy
                            Pounding Googlebot
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 34517

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AaronM
                            He tries that every time we are alone.
                            I didn't mean him trying to get into your backdoor
                            WG
                            I play with Google.

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                            • Phoenix
                              BACON BACON BACON
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 35475

                              #15
                              this show is looking like it is the place to be
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                              • StuartD
                                Sofa King Band
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 29903

                                #16
                                Lensman isn't worthy of my phone number.

                                Uhmm... when I make enough $ to get a phone number I mean.
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                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46917

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Phoenix
                                  this show is looking like it is the place to be
                                  It is the place to be.

                                  It is the first in what will no doubt be a kick ass series. I plan on attending every show. Finally I have an excuse to attend European shows without the fear of them being fucked up. When Adult.com invests this much time and effort into something, they don't do it half assed.

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                                  • brand0n
                                    been very busy
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 26983

                                    #18
                                    next time he calls, will you inform him that i want in on that deal?
                                    want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                    • baddog
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 107089

                                      #19
                                      guess I don't need to clean the bedroom after all

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                                      • AaronM
                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 46917

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                        guess I don't need to clean the bedroom after all
                                        I will still send the hookers by to pay you a visit.

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                                        • MetaMan
                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 28682

                                          #21
                                          Aaron M reminds me of a well rounded pitbull.

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                                          • baddog
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 107089

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by AaronM


                                            I will still send the hookers by to pay you a visit.
                                            you always were a good son

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                                            • slapass
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 14625

                                              #23
                                              You have created the new art of sig selling.

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                                              • wargames
                                                Kliris
                                                • May 2003
                                                • 10423

                                                #24
                                                cool deal
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                                                • eroswebmaster
                                                  March 1st, 2003
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 20295

                                                  #25
                                                  Aaron let me sleep at the foot of your bed and I'll pay the $50 registration fee. ;)
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                                                  • AaronM
                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 46917

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                    Aaron let me sleep at the foot of your bed and I'll pay the $50 registration fee. ;)
                                                    Sorry. Lensman has already given that spot to Eric.

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                                                    • GTS Mark
                                                      Vrume Mark
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 20912

                                                      #27
                                                      Aaron you're a whore, but I love you!

                                                      DH

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                                                      • Raven
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 6874

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                                                        Aaron you're a whore, but I love you!

                                                        DH
                                                        Sweetie...we're all whores.....one way or the other.....
                                                        Raven

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                                                        • hyatla
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 1720

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Tanker
                                                          see you there
                                                          You sure to come? I have some stuff in phoenix need to be hauled to LA. 2 boxes.
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                                                          • hyatla
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 1720

                                                            #30
                                                            I was wondering about the food too. Will there be free lunch for all on Saturday? Like a buffet or function something? That may be the only chance I have to know other webmasters.
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                                                            • AaronM
                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 46917

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by hyatla
                                                              I was wondering about the food too. Will there be free lunch for all on Saturday? Like a buffet or function something? That may be the only chance I have to know other webmasters.
                                                              This just in:


                                                              There's no such thing as a free lunch.

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                                                              • Lensman
                                                                GFY Chaperone
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 9846

                                                                #32
                                                                Ever since I saw his ass, I've been traumatized.

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                                                                • AaronM
                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 46917

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Lensman
                                                                  Ever since I saw his ass, I've been traumatized.
                                                                  You mean infatuated.

                                                                  I can be hired to correct all of your mistakes like this.

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                                                                  • Dawgy
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                    • 5856

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Lensman
                                                                    Ever since I saw his ass, I've been traumatized.
                                                                    the revolution is coming.

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                                                                    • ytcracker
                                                                      stc is the greatest
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 12403

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                      This just in:


                                                                      There's no such thing as a free lunch.
                                                                      TINSTAAFL

                                                                      anyway have fun ill light a candle or something because i wont be able to make it.

                                                                      and yea, pk, you could probably do something similar. perhaps a trip to somewhere tropical would justify you selling your sig
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                                                                      • Triple 6
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                        • 5394

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                        The only fucked part is that since I don not currently promote any of the show sponsors, I have to pay the $50.00 registration fee.


                                                                        that made me laugh out loud, thanks
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                                                                        • GigaChris
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 1383

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                          show off
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                                                                          • GrimShawn
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 8120

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Can I sleep on your floor?

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                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 46917

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by GigaChris


                                                                              show off
                                                                              I own an Adult.com windbreaker and you don't..So NAH!

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                                                                              • AaronM
                                                                                GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                • 46917

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by GrimShawn
                                                                                Can I sleep on your floor?
                                                                                Sure thing. Please be sure and feed my dog while I am in L.A.

                                                                                There is beer in the fridge and booze behind the wetbar.

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                                                                                • Basic_man
                                                                                  Programming King Pin
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 27360

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Maybe I'll see you in a party in some years hehe ! So cool for ya !
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                                                                                  • JDog
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                    • 7453

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    That's cool! I'd like to post for Lens!

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                                                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 41470

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                      Geezz.. now I'm thinking.. do I need to start posting more and sell mine. Maybe become like Amp or AaronM or Sleazy and post tons and tons to get my sig seen. (course I have sigs turned off)
                                                                                      i post for fun, and every post has meaning.

                                                                                      i could care less about my sig - and if you remember the money made from it was ALL donated to charity.
                                                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                      • jaYMan
                                                                                        peace&profit,
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 4885

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Right on AaronM ;)

                                                                                        :
                                                                                        peace&profit,
                                                                                        jaYMan

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                                                                                        • Oracle Porn
                                                                                          Affiliate
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 24433

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          an admin bought a sig on his own board?


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                                                                                          • DrewKole
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                            • 5193

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                                            i post for fun, and every post has meaning.

                                                                                            i could care less about my sig - and if you remember the money made from it was ALL donated to charity.
                                                                                            How much did it rake in, BTW? I musta missed that, and what charity?

                                                                                            Serious questions.

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                                                                                            • SleazyDream
                                                                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 41470

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                                                              How much did it rake in, BTW? I musta missed that, and what charity?

                                                                                              Serious questions.
                                                                                              $2000 for 30 days - money went to Riverdale place homes - a group home orgamization for the mentally handicapped.
                                                                                              (fitting for money made from GFY)

                                                                                              ken lawson won the ebay auction.
                                                                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                              • Dawgy
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                • 5856

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                $2000 for 30 days - money went to Riverdale place homes - a group home orgamization for the mentally handicapped.
                                                                                                (fitting for money made from GFY)

                                                                                                ken lawson won the ebay auction.
                                                                                                the revolution is coming.

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                                                                                                • DrewKole
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 5193

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                                                  $2000 for 30 days - money went to Riverdale place homes - a group home orgamization for the mentally handicapped.
                                                                                                  (fitting for money made from GFY)

                                                                                                  ken lawson won the ebay auction.
                                                                                                  very cool.

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                                                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                                    • 46917

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                                    an admin bought a sig on his own board?
                                                                                                    Ironic, ain't it?

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