yayyy
fucking jury duty tomorrow
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exactlyOriginally posted by MetaMan
the non white guy is guilty.
and if the defendant is white i hate him and think hes ugly
hopefully i can successfully feign biasComment
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dont think soOriginally posted by partytime
sounds boring. Can you bring in a laptop?
maybe i can sneak my pda in
it would be so embarrassing to fall asleep in courtComment
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when the judge asks if anyone needs to be let out of this case for any reason raise your hand
then when she asks your reason, tell her you are a psychic and all ready know the truth behind the case, as well as the verdict. odds are she will let you off, when she does, look her dead in the eye and tell her "I knew you were going to do that"want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.Comment
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good ideaOriginally posted by brand0n
when the judge asks if anyone needs to be let out of this case for any reason raise your hand
then when she asks your reason, tell her you are a psychic and all ready know the truth behind the case, as well as the verdict. odds are she will let you off, when she does, look her dead in the eye and tell her "I knew you were going to do that"Comment

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