Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com Hey, I just clicked because I also just got off the toilet and was looking for suggestions on what to do afterward...
"I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."
Damn, I was hoping to hear something nasty about the green turds that wouldn't go down and how you were franticly trying to flush before your talent made her way into the restroom next.
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