thanks to shemp i am now a millionaire

**the Shemp** · 10-26-2003, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by toodamnfli
http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...hlight=ocarina

shemp showed me the magic to develop super sites in one fell swoop.Now whenever i want traffic,i play the skin flute and millions of hits flow like magic..thanks dad!

its the very least a father can do for his son....

**DrewKole** · 10-26-2003, 07:11 PM

Hey Shemp... =)

Long time, hows life bud?

**Spunky** · 10-26-2003, 07:11 PM

**TDF** · 10-26-2003, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by the Shemp

its the very least a father can do for his son....

believe it or not, I save all of our father and son talks...in hopes of making one giant adult industry bible =)

**the Shemp** · 10-26-2003, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by DrewKole
Hey Shemp... =)

Long time, hows life bud?

Life is good DrewKole...
i was at a webmaster summit in Vancouver this weekend

**DrewKole** · 10-26-2003, 07:27 PM

Mmmm, Vancouver... nice nice.

I miss it much...

Glad to hear you're doing good. =)

**Twisted Dollar** · 10-26-2003, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by the Shemp

its the very least a father can do for his son....

That is a great pic ...

**the Shemp** · 10-26-2003, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by DrewKole
Mmmm, Vancouver... nice nice.

I miss it much...

Glad to hear you're doing good. =)

Ya, this conference was pretty close to my home, i could drive there and there were no customs/immigration problems.
As long as i avoid planes and airports, im good

**Rictor** · 10-26-2003, 08:12 PM

That thread makes me want to go spank it to naked Zelda pictures.

**DrewKole** · 10-26-2003, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by the Shemp

Ya, this conference was pretty close to my home, i could drive there and there were no customs/immigration problems.
As long as i avoid planes and airports, im good

While you were up there, I was in Mexico, so... They weren't as nice...

Had a fun time explaining my dive knives, and why I had a carryon that looked big enough to house alot of weaponry..

See the pics I posted?

**kenny** · 10-26-2003, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by the Shemp

nice

**webgurl** · 10-26-2003, 10:05 PM

Shemp is MMmmmmmarvelous ,
we had nice brunch / dinner tonite

**the Shemp** · 10-26-2003, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by webgurl
Shemp is MMmmmmmarvelous ,
we had nice brunch / dinner tonite

you're a great dinner date ;)
despite the fact your boyfriend was there.

**TheFLY** · 10-26-2003, 10:35 PM

The formula is even more simple than that...

Girls <-$-> Boys

**Brad-Wishing** · 10-26-2003, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by webgurl
Shemp is MMmmmmmarvelous ,
we had nice brunch / dinner tonite

I was heartbroken to hear you had a BF. Well hurmph, I am cheating on YOU now.

**KCat** · 10-27-2003, 06:11 PM

I was lucky enough to meet Shemp in Van. He's a great guy plus a terrific BBQer!

**Seb From Holland** · 10-27-2003, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by TheFLY
The formula is even more simple than that...

Girls <-$-> Boys

Girls $ - Boys $ ->> $$$SEB$$$

**TheFLY** · 10-27-2003, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by Seb From Holland

Girls $ - Boys $ ->> $$$SEB$$$

**the Shemp** · 10-27-2003, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by KCat
I was lucky enough to meet Shemp in Van. He's a great guy plus a terrific BBQer!

Ya, when i cook everything tastes the same, hehe
It was nice to meet you too

**titmowse** · 10-27-2003, 11:31 PM

sigh

**the Shemp** · 10-27-2003, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by titmowse
sigh

me too

**TDF** · 10-27-2003, 11:54 PM

dads thread always make me feel funny inside

**titmowse** · 10-28-2003, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by toodamnfli
dads thread always make me feel funny inside

funny haha or funny funny?

**TDF** · 10-28-2003, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by titmowse

funny haha or funny funny?

i dunno,and thats what scares me :limpwrist

**the Shemp** · 10-28-2003, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by toodamnfli

i dunno,and thats what scares me :limpwrist

my posts are never gay, always sensitive, there is a fine line there

**johnbosh** · 10-28-2003, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by the Shemp

its the very least a father can do for his son....

nice pic , made it yourself?

**the Shemp** · 10-28-2003, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by johnbosh
nice pic , made it yourself?

noway, i cant figure it out.

**Elli** · 10-28-2003, 12:50 AM

I also had the privilege of meeting Shemp this weekend. My world is a bigger and brighter place now. He has shown me weird and wonderful things, and I am in debt to him.

All hail Shemp!

**the Shemp** · 10-28-2003, 12:55 AM

Originally posted by Elli
I also had the privilege of meeting Shemp this weekend. My world is a bigger and brighter place now. He has shown me weird and wonderful things, and I am in debt to him.

All hail Shemp!

weird being the key word here

it was a pleasure meeting you, Elli

**Elli** · 10-28-2003, 12:57 AM

Ok, you're supposed to be in bed by now. Can't I ever get the last word around here?

**the Shemp** · 10-28-2003, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by Elli
Ok, you're supposed to be in bed by now. Can't I ever get the last word around here?

im upset, i wanted to go to that porn dinner sponsored by an ice cream company.

**peewee** · 10-28-2003, 01:13 AM

dear mr .Shemp,iff you ever feel the urge to adopt a son,please let me know.I'm looking for a nice loving father

**Elli** · 10-28-2003, 01:30 AM

I know Shemp, I'm cheesed about it, too. Ice Cream is one of my favouritest things.

**CNN** · 10-28-2003, 01:37 AM

Originally posted by the Shemp

its the very least a father can do for his son....

cool

**advertiser** · 10-28-2003, 01:50 AM

Hiya Shemp have you signed my adoption papers yet?
BBQ`s In Australia are magnificent.
You need some of that blade steak.
Cook it quick seal the flavour.
Have a good one
Cheers

**Markit** · 10-28-2003, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by peewee
dear mr .Shemp,iff you ever feel the urge to adopt a son,please let me know.I'm looking for a nice loving father

lol

**Dwreck** · 10-28-2003, 08:10 AM

I learnt more from the Shemp than anyone else that weekend.He needs to put on seminar! he is the Jedi

**TDF** · 10-28-2003, 12:28 PM

get your own dad dammit! he loves me!

**the Shemp** · 10-29-2003, 02:58 AM

Originally posted by toodamnfli
get your own dad dammit! he loves me!

This is true, weve been tight since the DNA results were confirmed

**daviden** · 10-29-2003, 03:04 AM

**roscoe98** · 10-29-2003, 03:10 AM

Hey shemp need a new adopted son ?

**the Shemp** · 06-13-2004, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by roscoe98
Hey shemp need a new adopted son ?

back in 1998 i told you to follow this chart...

**eroswebmaster** · 06-13-2004, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by the Shemp
back in 1998 i told you to follow this chart...

I took your advice and placed little ads in newspapers all over the country.

**Lykos** · 06-13-2004, 01:22 PM

Very nice from u Shemp

**Matiz** · 06-13-2004, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by peewee
dear mr .Shemp,iff you ever feel the urge to adopt a son,please let me know.I'm looking for a nice loving father

thanks to shemp i am now a millionaire

thanks to shemp i am now a millionaire

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