To all the great people I met at this Vancouver Webmaster Summit 2003, may I say huge thank you for your generosity and fellowship (and a patience with my evilness).
At this show, I can safely say many borders were pushed, if not broken.
Some of those who helped in breaching these most Fundamental of human rights and taboos included:
The Light speed gang:- Thanks again for your hospitability in 609. You never let our industry down. Next time though, can I suggest an Ice Machine be rented
Guerrilla traffic ? Thanks so much for a great sushi & bbq ? also, are you sure you two girls aren?t sisters?
XtremePay ? that was one cool bus trip ? had no fucking idea where we went or came from. But the view was always amazing?
SE Guru ? you are the real party master, and you fucking know it biatch
Brandy ? thank you for keeping your eye out for me?. again
Vid ? your one crazy muthafucker, but in a nice way
Hank ? we kept staying longer and harder than all the young boys, didn?t we mate ;-)
Annette ? It was a pleasure seeing you ride the giant penis in the Bus
Wiseman ? take that rubbish out boy!
Jen ? Thanks for saving Vids life. You are adorable
AaronM ? now don?t you have a lovely smile?
VirtuMike ? I am still unable to get my member hard, as all I can hear and see in my mind is you saying ?How Ya Doin? and then getting in that cab ? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cyn ? So I kissed all those men for you (who now think I am gay for some reason), so me thinks you owe us a porn conference story for a good giggle
Zebra ? would you like some drink in your ice sir?
Jayman ? FUCK YOU ? If you think I got you all fucked up here- wait till Vegas
Kimmy Kim ? How could you have ever thought it to be a good idea to put me on a panel? I mean I was in peak form, no?
Grim Shawn ? If you grab my balls one more time, I am going to bitch slap you and tie you to a pole and get my dog to butt rape you bitch
Evil Chris ? When Pure Evil collides; the earth will tremble with our combined horrors. Or at least we can have another drink together and chuckle about it
To those who know me, a mate of mine is someone I will do anything for. And at this show I had the most wonderful opportunity to extend my close list of mates by two. You guys know who you are, and I will always do my very best to cherish our friendship.
And to everyone else I annoyed, disgusted, farted near or generally bemused, I say ?I cant wait to do it all with you again at a show coming soon to you?.
And dont forget - I am going to be living in LA for the whole month of January 2004. So if you need a little Evil in you, be prepared to sell your soul - Muahaha
At this show, I can safely say many borders were pushed, if not broken.
Some of those who helped in breaching these most Fundamental of human rights and taboos included:
The Light speed gang:- Thanks again for your hospitability in 609. You never let our industry down. Next time though, can I suggest an Ice Machine be rented
Guerrilla traffic ? Thanks so much for a great sushi & bbq ? also, are you sure you two girls aren?t sisters?
XtremePay ? that was one cool bus trip ? had no fucking idea where we went or came from. But the view was always amazing?
SE Guru ? you are the real party master, and you fucking know it biatch
Brandy ? thank you for keeping your eye out for me?. again
Vid ? your one crazy muthafucker, but in a nice way
Hank ? we kept staying longer and harder than all the young boys, didn?t we mate ;-)
Annette ? It was a pleasure seeing you ride the giant penis in the Bus
Wiseman ? take that rubbish out boy!
Jen ? Thanks for saving Vids life. You are adorable
AaronM ? now don?t you have a lovely smile?
VirtuMike ? I am still unable to get my member hard, as all I can hear and see in my mind is you saying ?How Ya Doin? and then getting in that cab ? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cyn ? So I kissed all those men for you (who now think I am gay for some reason), so me thinks you owe us a porn conference story for a good giggle
Zebra ? would you like some drink in your ice sir?
Jayman ? FUCK YOU ? If you think I got you all fucked up here- wait till Vegas
Kimmy Kim ? How could you have ever thought it to be a good idea to put me on a panel? I mean I was in peak form, no?
Grim Shawn ? If you grab my balls one more time, I am going to bitch slap you and tie you to a pole and get my dog to butt rape you bitch
Evil Chris ? When Pure Evil collides; the earth will tremble with our combined horrors. Or at least we can have another drink together and chuckle about it
To those who know me, a mate of mine is someone I will do anything for. And at this show I had the most wonderful opportunity to extend my close list of mates by two. You guys know who you are, and I will always do my very best to cherish our friendship.
And to everyone else I annoyed, disgusted, farted near or generally bemused, I say ?I cant wait to do it all with you again at a show coming soon to you?.
And dont forget - I am going to be living in LA for the whole month of January 2004. So if you need a little Evil in you, be prepared to sell your soul - Muahaha
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